And it's really not pretty.
Sure, that makes sense. Really. And go ahead and just put it out there on the shelf with all the other cakes, like it's not weird. Go on. Thaaat's it. Perfect.
I guess there wasn't room for "It's A TACO, IDIOT."
"Ooooh, or PIZZA! Man, I am seriously jonesing for some pizza right now."
My friends, there is officially a first time for everything. Including albino pizza.
Oh, and "Albino Pizza" is the cool band name of the day. Tell your friends.
"Dude. Dude. Dude. LISTEN.
"We have GOT to get some fries."
"Aw, YES! From Mickey D's!"
"No way, man, I don't like the way their burgers look at me. So not cool."
(Admit it: a drug-induced hallucination would explain a lot here.)
"K, dude, forget the fries. We need something, like, totally bad for us. Something...AMAZING. Something like...onion ringos.
"Yeah, totally. What are onion ringos?"
"DUUUUDE. C'mon. Onion ringos? Like, with the beer batter and ketchup?
"OOOH. Right. Onion ringos. Yeah. Totally."
Totally.
Giveaway update: Congrats to our book/calendar winners MK, Togetherforgood, Sgalloway, & the Wendy who wrote, "Brown chicken, brown cow!" Plus our Facebook winners Bronwyn Harris and Maria Huitron. Please e-mail us your mailing addresses, guys.
And for the rest of you: leave a comment on this post for a chance to win your choice of an autographed copy of Cake Wrecks or the new Cake Wrecks wall calendar. Then watch our Facebook page for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs! Winners will be announced in tomorrow's post.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 544 of 544 Newer› Newest»Love the Fruity Pebbles cake--but how very sad that the cake and the frosting are undoubtedly more nutritious than the breakfast cereal atop...ewwww.
ringos? really?!
A Cake Wrecks book sure would put a smile on my face! But I'm sure that's what lots of people posting thought.
That angry burger cake will make me think twice next time I crave fast food. I'll see him glaring at me in my mind O__o
That Taco Bell sign is really sad.
At least they weren't onion Ringo Starrs...
I think we should give the wreckerator props for putting the fruity pebbles in a bowl from the stone age.
If you need to label what the cake is, you should take that as a clue.
Leaving my comment because I'm always a loser, never a winner. :)
Onion Ringos? They're the Starr of the Bakery.
John, I know you like Daleks. And my son made the Seattle Dalek Cake. He'd love a free calendar!
The furry albino pizza is a CUPCAKE CAKE! You can see the cupcake sticking out underneath the tip. That makes it 17 times worse :/
Yo, yo, yo,
The name is MC Donald
and this is my cake
It don't belong to no Ronald
that's why it's got my name
written in frosting,
so don't get confused,
unless you cover the costing ...of $10.99
Then, yes, you could have it.
Okay, I'm no rapper, but that's what I thought when I saw "MC Donald's"
I've been internet-deprived for over a week, and this is my first chance to check out Cake Wrecks!
My WV is prolog: today's post is just a prolog to all the exciting stuff i missed last week.
Wow. I'm a little disturbed how in touch you guys are with the whole munchies thing. I'm on to you, guys. I am SO on to you.
PS. CONGRATS, WINNERS!
Want book! PLEASE!!
I'm not American, so I often can't even join in this kind of stuff. I hope this is international :-)
Nom, nom, nom.
I just wanna win something. This is my version of a clever comment. The end.
You guys rock! Thank you for my daily dose of laughter!
Those "onion ringos" look like moldy Krispy Kreme donuts. Ewww.
DUUUDE! I totally got the munchies now! And I don't even live in California.
Ok not that funny, but I must win a cakewrecks calendar. Just to hopefully erase the mental image of the onion "ringos" and fries. Ewww.
insert offensive "choco-taco" comment here.
and the hamburger cake looks like someone decapitated Mayor McCheese!!
OMYGAWSH I LOOOOOOVE CAKE WRECKS!!!!!!! AND GUESS WHAT I JUST HAD A BLUE SUCKER AND THEN I WENT TO RANDOM PEOPLE AND SAID "I'M DA BLUE-TOUNGED MONSTER!!!!" AND THEN I STUCK OUT MY TOUNGE AT THEM AND THEN I GOT A BUNCH OF STRANGE LOOKS AND I THINK A COP REEEAAALLLLY WANTED TO CHASE ME DOWN EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T COMMITING A CRIME!!!! I feel hyper now. I think I had too much Halloween candy. I want sprinkles. O.o Wreck on!!!!!
I used to love Fruity Pebbles...not so much anymore...
pick meeee, pick meeee! :)
proposition 19... adds a whole new layer to "going green"
Wow, someone should lay off those brownies!
Ha! I love the evil burger cake! And the fries that are bigger than the cake, wow.
I would LOVE a Cake Wrecks book!
Wow, someone should lay off "those" brownies.
Pick me pick me! Pick Anna! Please!!
Actually I think that pizza slice CCC is the most well shaped CCC I have ever seen, it actually looks like a pizza slice! Not quite the right color though, proving once again that CCC's just don't work.
The burgers and fried kind of freaked me out a little. The one burger looked like the meat part had melted over the rest. Oye Veh.
Loved the Taco Bell sign! funny!
Me, pick me!!!
Congrats winners!
Now it's my turn!
I totally want to win! I think a Cake Wrecks book would be perfect on the coffee table! Especially during my son's upcoming birthday. We can compare his cake to those in the book!
mc donald is so 5 min. ago ! (LOL!) :)
The french fries on the one cake look like yellow piles of poo!! Who thinks of these things?
Kim
Seriously. Have those people Seen french fries?
I went and googled "Albino Pizza", and was disappointed to find that the first results were a restaurant called Albino's Pizza, and not for a band started by Cake Wrecks fans. Oh well, give it time.
My daughter saw the angry burger cake and said "Mommy, that dinner cake is mean!"
Well, this post really made we want some Fruity Pebbles.
Can I still win the contest with no account?
- Sidewinder
me likey calendar.
I once made a cake with a Count Chocula/icing filling. The cereal got a little mushy from sitting in the icing. I guess I should have used cereal that stays crisp in milk.
I don't know about you, but whenever I make a cake, a voice is whispering
"taco". Yes... A real taco probably cost lest though...
Bakerella must be shuddering right now at how they butchered her cute cupcake hamburgers. And is it just me or does that look distinctly like a poo burger? Why, why, why do people choose to decorate in brown buttercream? Why for the love of g-d!
The fries look like a sad first attempt at learning basketweave. You have to know how to do it for that to make sense. :)
Definitely read it as "We Support Prostitution" at first. Uhhhh...
-Nathalie Andrews
The fruity pebbles cake actually sounds good, but it should be confetti inside.
The 6th cake ... so _close_! Just a little more care with the frosting "ketchup" and we'd have a Vampire Burger.
Not to pull the sob story, but I was commenting on yesterday's post when I got the call that my son had fallen and broken his arm at his friend's b-day party. I'd love the autographed book. My son and I laugh so hard at the blog!
i'm henry the eighth i am,
henry the eighth i am, i am,
i got married to the widow next door,
she's been married seven times before,
and every one was an henry,
henry,
not a willy or a sam,
i'm her eighth old one i'm henry,
henry the eighth i am, i am,
henry the eighth i am.
can i get bonus points for getting a random annoying song stuck in your head?????
They were definitely snacking on some special brownies while decorating these. . . wonder if any of them made it to the display case :)
That burger with a face will give me nightmares for a week. Ick!
And if it's ok with you, I'm pretending the give-away is in honor of my birthday too. (I turned 21 last Friday.)
"It's a TACO, idiot" just screams "make a t-shirt out of me". These were great!
I think the hamburger is possessed!
Loren A
I used to decorate cakes at a chain grocrey store and had a dream last night that all my cakes were on your website and I was fired!
The onion ringos make me want to hurl. How can cake look like a greasy mess? They figured out how.
Hehehehehe, I know somebody who would want a taco cake.
a comment
this post
TACO TOWN!!!!!!
you crack me up!
"Pizza? Now that's a Taco!"
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town
I totally heard this read by Keanu Reeves in my head...
Fruity Pebbles. On... cake. There just are no words.
:O I'm hungry now, thanks a lot.
Are there any quesidilla cakes anywhere? Maybe my stomach will stop growling so that I don't have to move the two feet to get to the fridge. :D
Those onion ringo's will be causing me nightmares tonight...*shudder*
That hamburguer was so creepy!
I have to say that eating a cake that looks like a taco would cause a lot of cognitive dissonance.
I'm almost sad that there are no CCC's (*patoie*) in today's post, since they seem to be most fitting for drug-induced hallucinations (pot muffins anyone?)...
I would love to be considered for the give away please :)
Lovin the Onion ringos!!! getting hungry for...... cake!
Oooh, goodies! I'd love to win!
The only band name cooler than "Albino Pizza" is "Albino Pizza Poorty"
The cereal bowl cake reminds me of when I was a Probation Officer. I had a client walk to my office from about 3 miles away. He was carrying a HUGE bowl full of cereal, eating all the way. By the time he got to my office, he was almost done. He was one weird dude...
wv: Englisi - my state (Oklahoma) make Englisi the official state language yesterday... sort of...
I look forward to your posts every day. I have laughed so hard I have cried & scared my husband & kids. It's a taco! (Sometimes I wish I knew what the wreckerators were thinking- but then again, maybe not).
Some of those were so disturbing!
I so want a cake wrecks book because we're too poor to buy one currently and our local library doesn't carry it!
Sometimes you gotta wonder....
I may be too late to win anything, but if not, does it increase or decrease my chances if I admit to making cakes that looked like a box of cheerios and bowls of cheerios for my son's first birthday? :-)
Some foods just shouldn't be made out of something they aren't. Eating a burger, taco or fries that tastes like cake? That could really mess up someone's sense of what certain foods "should" taste like. :)
Christine
Good lord, drugs have to be the explanation for those things
This is one of the oddest cake wrecks posts I have seen. Why would you take something delicious and try to change it into something it's not? Unless..of course, the prop passed and then the munchies are the munchies and then anyone would eat those cakes. Hmm..I think we figured out how to eat all the cake wrecks in the world! "lol".
-indimew
So gross and so hilarious! Weed definitely helps tolerate these wrecks! LOL
Long has Taco Bell been a supporter of broke college students and...the reason some of them are broke :)
If a hamburger with a face reminds you of a "drug-induced hallucination" you must be a big fan of "Young Sherlock Holmes."
:-)
I LOVE Cakewrecks :)
I think they're on the wrong track with these food cakes, they made into something just as bad for you as cake. What they really need to do is make SALAD CAKE, then I can eat cake and feel good about it.
Sammie
If you had munchies around cake... why wouldn't you eat the cake?!
Seeing as I'm sneaking this post in at work and therefore not going to read 471 comments before me.... but does anyone else have Keanu's voice (from Bill & Ted) reading this post in their head??
And what in blazes are those fries on the McDonald cake? They seriously look like French Fry packet chips...
So I'm totally posting in order to enter your contest, because I usually wouldn't post.
I thought this post had a good theme. I don't understand food cakes at all. I wonder if anyone ever purchased the cereal cake.
Tessa doesn't know what Tessa is supposed to comment about but she really wants to get a signed book so she's going to go with a joke because she's a white girl who lives in Hawaii And it describes her and her family in their new domicile...
What do you call a howlie who is speaking pidgin?
A training brah...
Pidgin-hawaiian lingo/daily dialect...
Howlie-a slight on white people -pidgin-
Brah- short for pidgin's 'bradda'
I hope you find that as funny as I do.
Thanks for the laugh Jen!
Carolina
PS
Calendar - I would love a calendar!
I just dont get the appeal of buying food that looks like other food!! If you want a taco, why not just buy a taco?!?!?
Also, on the cake that says McDonalds on it....are thoes potato sticks on the cake? Ive heard of people dunking fries and potato chips into chocolate shakes but eating them ontop of a cake? Strange.....
I don't think I could eat a taco that tasted like cake. My brain just wouldn't handle it!
Pick me!!! My son and I love your blog, we read it every day!
Congretulations, winners!! (This is the only site where I go out of my way to misspell my comments, and it still pains me)
That Taco Bell sign - cracked me up probably more than it should have (ah, thinking back to high school), but I have to wonder who in their right mind would put Fruity Pebbles on cake. I mean, it isn't like they're Cocoa Krispies!!
Whoaaaaa Duuuuude!!!!!
Those McFries look like the 6 month old ones that chick saved...not righteous at all!
oreo dessert pizza? made out of cake... um yum? not
wv: suare a combination of sure and are? doesn't make sense but neither does that oreo pizza :)
So good. So, so good.
i think I feel actually physically ill. The first and last pictures are so wrong! Seriously, do decorators believe these look good? Oh my.
*giggle*
I am loving the first picture. How THICK is that bowl? I also like how the Milk only seems to be surrounding the cereal....
I heart Cake Wrecks.
OOOOOOOOO I would just love love love to give this as a present to somebody for Christmas!
knock knock
"it's Dave, let me in"
"Dave's not here, man"
tee hee
oooooooooohhh, pretty tacos floating like clouds...
-Barbara Anne
Ok, those food cakes gross me out! But the taco bell sign gave me a laugh!
I really think those fries in the first burger post have to be a word in chinese or something.
MHofF- I can't believe there weren't any of those weird cakes with tiny ice cream cones stuck to them and blobs of brightly colored frosting in them. Or should I spell it "coloured" since I'm writing from Canada? Maybe those cakes only exist here?
You make me laugh. But I've learned to read you while brushing my teeth; can you say "Choking hazard"? thanks for the fun!
Oooooooh I would LOVE to win a copy!
Love the blog--I look forward to reading it every morning!!
I like the pizza xD
Thanks for the laughs. I had to cut myself off from your blog right after donating my kidney to a friend this summer so I wouldn't bust open my stitches. Now that I'm healed, I can indulge in laughing as hard as I want again, and I'd love a calendar or book. You don't have any cake wrecks appropriate for kidney donation, do you?
Heather D
Ahhh! That Taco Bell has a sense of humor that I can totally jive with. :)
hahha i have a friend who's first drunk experience consisted of her spending the entire night alternating between "I want cake." and "No I want Taco Bell"
Why didn't I think to combine the two!?
:)
This is my first time posting but I read your blogs (yes, this one and epbot) religiously. It is my little piece of sanity at the end of some crazy days of grad school, a full-time internship, and all the other insanity of life. Thank you for being such great bloggers.
Tawnia P.
I never win anything...so it would be nice. Just sayin'.
I like food cakes. Except most of these, which suck. The taco is well-executed, though -- not sure why it was felt necessary to label it. Wreckerators usually leave us guessing what something is supposed to be, but when they manage to produce an unmistakable likeness, they label it. Go figure.
Vibrant-yellow poo fries? Really? Almost puts me off the concept of french fries altogether. Almost.
The cereal cake makes me think of Bill Cosby's story about feeding his kids breakfast. I know cereal wasn't an option -- certainly not that kind of cereal -- but it was the only association of 'cake' and 'cereal' I could come up with that makes some kind of sense.
Unless someone said to the wreckerator, "I want to do a tribute to Saturday morning serials," and didn't write it out or explain further.
Those yellow fries look to me like banana slugs fighting to escape poo burgers. Gross!
I am so waiting for a picture of a cake pretending to be spam. It could happen!
I'm a pour collegde kid, I wood LUV a copi uf you're buk!!!
((I thought i'd misspell my request in true cakewreck fashion!!)) Hehe (:
I love these! And you guys. Enter me in the drawing, thanks! And I am sending in a Wreck tonight.
Julie in Eugene
In Soviet Russia, Burger Cake eats you!
I'll admit, I stared at the half watermelon for quite some time (wondering why the fruity pebbles were so liberally sprinkled on top) before I realized that it was SUPPOSED to be a bowl. Yeesch.
(WV is "feastr"...heh)
Is that a hamburger cake and Grimace mixed together in some terrifying drug-induced psychosis? .. I'm just not ok with that mental image. And now I want onion rings.
I actually think the bowl of cereal one is a cute idea. Just the execution is, um, lacking.
Too bad prop 19 didn't pass. Too many people saw it as "legalizing an evil thing" where as I see it as "making money off of stoners."
This is so delicious!let me lick it!hmmmm..:)
Haye vs Harrison
Are those potato sticks on that McDonalds cake?
Whoever made the onion ringo cake is a real Starr!
CAan I has Cheeseburger? Sorry, I mean book? Please, please, pleaseeee, pretty please?
Loved the TB sign!
Dude! Now I'm hungry AND grossed out at the same time!
--Mina
Hey, man, that was... aw, man, Taco Bell, hehe... wait... what was I saying?
Who would buy a McDonald's themed cake? Really? I'm trying to figure this out in my mind and it's just...boggling.
Long time site visitor, first time comment:
I love your site! I have shared many a wreck with friends to the point I was secretly hoping for a wrecked bachelorette or wedding shower cake, but no such luck. My mission, that I chose to accept, is to spread wreckedness around the world. Next stop: London! (really, I am moving there next month).
Keep up the great work!
-Mollie
Dear Jen,
Please pick me! Why? Because I'm wasting a perfectly good day off from work making a Handy Manny cake for a woman who's paying me barely enough to cover supplies. A friend gave her my name and I'm too nice to say no. ::sigh:: At least I have CW and Epbot to help me make it through the day...
The food ones are just gross... I love the misspellings and other puns, though!
-Sam N.
Wow those onion ringos...don't look right...
Today's "food" cracked me up!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM
:)
I don't think I will ever be able to eat onion rings again....
/facepalm
Wow. I miss one day of "Cake Wrecks," and look what happens!
At the risk of committing an Epcot (no WAY am I reading 531 comments!), lol at the Onion Ringos. Are they the drummer for the Onion Beatles?
(Belated birthday wish: John, may you be chased by hordes of screaming 1960s Onion Fangirls.)
Pick me, please. I would LOVE a CW book.
Harold and Kumar go to cakewrecks.
Bill & Ted's excellent cakewrecks.
Wayne's world, Wayne's world, party time, excellent cakewrecks.
Dude where's my cakewreck?
Cheech & Chong in 'Nice Cakerecks.' or Cheech & Chong in 'Up in sugar.'
hollyweird can't make these up!!!
LOL!
p.s.(rock on steampunks!!)
I like that the "milk" in the Fruity Pebbles bowl appears to be leaping out the sides.. . .either that or undergoing some intense wind phenomena. -Andrea M.
i don't see what's so wrong with fruit pebbles and cake. both of them are delicious. so why not mix them together to get more deliciousness?
First cake is the one you want to bring to a gathering where you KNOW everyone is going to get stoned to Hell. It combines dessert AND breakfast. I find that pure genius!
I'd be checking what those wreckers are smoking on there lunch breaks
The price next to the RageBurger looks like the font they use at Whole Foods. It's probably not organic beef. :)
The cereal? WHY! lol
And the one with the two mini burgers looks like the burgers pooped themselves!
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The first fries look like mustard. The second, I think they put some potato strings/sticks on the cake (cake and potato strings/sticks together? Yuck!). Then, the "Onion Ringos" look like they are on sesame seed buns!
WOW I love the Cereal cake. I have to recreate something similar for my son's birthday. Very funny!
If you're gonna make a cake that looks like some kinda food (which makes no sense, considering cake itself is awesome until you make it all look like jacked up fast-food), try not to use the actual food you are designing it after ON the cake. I truly would not be suprised if the baker bought a Happy Meal and used the contents as decoration on the third cake. And is it me, or does the fourth one look rather like something that you would find in a nightmare? I'm just sayin'.
Down with de cupcake cakes! No matter how awesome pizza (my dinner tonight),or albino things (like bunnies), or the two combined are, this cake will always have a special place on my List of Inexplicably Evil Things. Sorry cute little pizza. It's not your fault you are evil. Your baker just had a twisted mind. :(
-B