By the way, J-dog is how I refer to myself when I'm hopped up on Twix. Thanks to the leftover Halloween candy, J-dog's gonna be visiting for a while.
Here we go.
Really, J-dog answers.
(The store manager actually suggested they submit it to Cake Wrecks. Really.)
I'll just give you a hint on this next one:
I don't yearn for facial hair of this relative width:
Aw, come on, "pencil-thin mustache?"
[crickets exchange looks of disgust]
*It's a pencil*
Ok, fine. Moving on...
This next one's harder, so I'll give you a better hint:
It's an iPod Shuffle.
Did you get it?
Well, I told you it was hard.
In case you don't want to take MY word for it anymore, you can take the Wreckerators:
This is "Beer."
And this is a "Flipp Flopp Cake"
And this is...no. No, it can't be...