Because that's how the news SHOULD be told.
The article didn't have any pics of their wedding cake, but I like to think it looked something like this "Apple computer":
No word yet on the cats' stance on heavy petting.
Clearly, this kid deserves one kick-a$ WoW cake. So let's take a picture of one and stick it on another cake:
(Note: Believe it or not, the cake in the picture printed on the cake in the picture is what Goran wanted, not this. So if your baker ever asks for a "reference photo," be afraid. Be very afraid.)
Thanks to industrious Wreckporters Anony M., Stephanie B., & Goran P.!