The glowing bride...
The elegant decorations...
The beautifully decorated ca...
*gasp*
Okay, I think I'm better n...
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
- Related Wreckage: Celebrating the "Yes" with a Bunch of "No"s
When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
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ZOOM OUT! ZOOM OUT!!!
That's awesome - portraiture in icing. Nice.
Oh. my. goodness! A whole bunch of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's" is right! What in the world happened here?
Oh, my! Looks like one of the kids in my preschool class drew the happy couple and then someone recreated the drawing in icing, but WHY?????
My goodness, that really WAS scary!
Well obviously the wreckerator was asked to portray the bride and groom EXACTLY as they look in person, right?
My guess is too much collagen.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*GASP*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
THATS HORRIFYING!!!
Its wedding zombies whos eyes suck out your very soul.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fabulously funny!!!
Dear me! Look at the pink poo roses! Oh no, if it was my wedding, I think I would've cried!!
At first glance, I thought it was a cake of a flesh wound! Ick!
oh, oh, oh.. things that cannot be unseen...such as cakes featuring the wedding of the melting undead.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!". lol ur always so funny, Jen. How can they stand having that for a wedding cake? What were they looking at anyway?
WTH?!
is the bride sporting angel wings?!
those faces are hideous. hid-e-ous.
wreckiness at its finest today.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, what a lovely little rotten zombiecouple. They look so happy -I suppose- with their hollow dead eyes at these pink and green blurbs!!!
That's pretty flipping creepy.
Yowsa! It looks like that cake is having open heart surgery. Not appetizing.
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Methinks a little cake decorator was jealous of the happy couple?
"Here is what you'll look like on your wedding day after eating my cake! ZOOOOMBIESSSSS!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"
*laughs*
My husband is the best man in a wedding today -- I'm debating if I should show this to the bride before or after she sees her own cake....
Last night in Portland was awesome, Jen! Here's a link to my photos of the event!
Visiting "Portland"
The first shot reminded me of something out of the Alien movies! Then you zoomed in and it was even worse!! lol
You know what they look like? The evil "other" parents off Coraline. The one's with the buttons for eyes and no SOUL.
Errrrr. That's the only sound that can make it out of my mouth right now.
ZOOM OUT AND RUN, RUN, RUN! Oh this is so bad its hilarous!!!
Cool! A wedding cake for fans of the movie "They Live" http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/theylive/gallery/theylive60.jpg
Thanks for the laugh out loud moment this morning!
WHY WOULD ANYONE THIS THIS IS OKAY?!
*grumble*
Used to be destination weddings, now zombie weddings are the next big thing! I wonder if a zombie Elvis can officiate?
well i hope the happy couple look nothing like their cake.
and i hope it didn't ruin the wedding and i hope the happy couple had a great sense of humor and i hope the bride didn't kill the cake decorator.
Best!mots
Must be a "Resident Evil" cake.
Noooooooooooooo! I was all set to head out the door for the 2 hour drive to Seattle and I got called into work! How can this be happening?! Who's going to eat this lovely cupcake?! (OK well that's an easy fix)
/tear
Have a great visit to the Pacific Northwest and on your next tour, PLEASE head up north of the 49th so i can at least sneak in a visit during an extra long lunch.
They look like a zombie couple about to dig into an arm!
Yikes. Wedding of the zombies, eh?
~Amy B
Is it just me, or does the happy couple have a child together already, and this was meant to look like they're both beaming at the baby? Or maybe I am looking for sense where there is none.
I was stumped on what to be for Halloween, but now I'm considering the Angel of Death. Thanks to this blushing bride for inspiration.
Why does this remind me of Beetlejuice?!?!
I was going to say this reminded me of Beetlejuice, but then I noticed that's what the last comment said. :D
Was that cake for a wookie wedding?
Zombies! and Skidmarks!
WOW! That bride looks like an angel who still has her wings but may have, um, fallen from grace.
I want a Zombie Wedding Cake!
Alas, we went with lovely teal and lavender roses on white buttercream. But I've got two weeks... I can change it, right? No? Darn.
WV: teboate
Teboate had dun left teharbor before tebride realized what was on tecake.
So, my 3 year-old daughter just happened to be sitting next to me and upon seeing those two she said "Look, the zombie!"
I'm sorry, I can't make a comment today, the bride's eyes have sucked out my soul.
*staggers away*
Hey, zombies are HOT right now. It's trendy!
Reminds me of my grandmothers wedding photo from 1895.
I did a little research and it was "arranged."
They looked just like that cake.
We featured you at The Apron Goddesses today.
Love the faces on the bride and groom!
Wow, the detail on the faces is amazing! :)
Clearly this is a Zombie Wedding.
Although I didn't know zombie brides wore angel wings at wedding ceremonies.
Brains.... braiiiiins...
Your commentary on this one is the best! It's totally cracking me up!!:D
Oh my God! Her grossly swollen, discolored, and distended arm...I thought the groom was carrying a log or something.
Karen has it.
The bride's a wookie!
I'm on my way out the door to a wedding.
I needed this.
Hey the undead like wedding cakes too!
Great to meet you both in Portland last night, and I hope you did go to Voodoo Doughnuts after all those recommendations!
Also, good gravy, what is going on on that cake? o.0
OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?! The bride and groom are just halerious! She looks like Quasimodo's bride with that hunched back!!
I just want to know why the bride has wings?
Nothing like a demon bride and groom to get the party going.
Even zombies get married now and then, and what kind of freak doesn't like cake?
*carefully examines cake..*
"I vant to suck your icing!"
The decorator should totally have just given her fangs and admitted they had a grudge against the bride..
Oh, and is there a "married in brown, zombies frown?"
It took me forever to figure out that the wings on the bride were supposed to be the veil. At least, that's what I'm assuming.
Oh my! It could be the basis for a Twilight Zone or something. Think about it...You walk up behind the bride and groom, then they turn around and they have NO EYES - hollow sockets!! The special effects created by the pink claws surrounding them add to the horror. Scared the bejeebers out of me and I most certainly will have nightmares!
Should've left the faces blank instead of trying too hard. It's an icing dispenser, not a pencil! :P
hahahaha..Wow...I'd hate my cake to look like that. No pictures, please!
My dear darling dead,
the intestines are in bloom.
Perfect time to wed!
wv: chasten
(Hmm. It's not so much fun when the word verification is a REAL word!)
That's a professional? Really? That's not professionally made. Is it? Because the strawberry icing (out of a can) isn't even smoothed down. That looks like the Duncan Hines cakes I bake and frost (sans zombies).
It was great seeing you at Powell's last night (sorry Mom & I had to duck out early.) My daughter loves the book - she is studying to be a NON-CakeWrecker-Decorator. (new word?)
I dunno, I get more of a vampire bride vibe from the cake ... the way she's clutching him, keeping him from running away.
WV: polymics: what every Cake Wrecks book signing should have - more than one mic (to avoid feedback.)
well I guess it's nice that leatherface found someone to marry...
ugh
Looks like a zombie is getting married to a hunchback.
Maybe that's exactly what they look like??? I'd hate to see their future children...
This might be a perfectly accurate depiction...if Shanda and Stephen's last name is Zombie.
o.O Why does the couple on this cake remind me of Adam and Barbara Maitland from Beetlejuice?
There's the ugly faces, the lumpy tux on the groom, and the muddy background.
But nobody, NOBODY, I tell you, has mentioned the flowers down in the lower left of the medallion thingy.
Hey, decorator -- flowers aren't supposed to look like little piles of pink poo. If you're going to cheat and not make roses, at least use a flower tip, so it doesn't look like pink poo.
WV: confund(n): this cake confunds me with its lack of anything resembling talent.
YIKES! Ugly poop-zombies!
Thanks for the hilarious blog!
Oh, NO ! Awful !
Are the bride and groom laying in a grave?
ohhh noooo!
ohhhh nooo!
gafaw!
oooohhhh nooooooo!
What, was it a Goth or Emo wedding?
CREEPY!!!
Now that reminds on the movie The exorcism of Emily Rose.
Arrrggh! My eyes, my eyes my beautiful eyes!!