Perhaps hardest of all is the vehicle cake. There's just something about all those shapes and circles and squares that drives even the most hardened Shop-a-Lot Davinci to edible clip art with the watermarks still on:
[That was me singing the theme song. Obviously.]
The ketchup-and-mustard smear under his seat.
Thanks to Andie K., Brooke & Mike K., Lea B., & Pete H. for keeping us on track today.