Thursday, August 20, 2009

Put The Coffee DOWN

Thursday, August 20, 2009

It's not often that a baker submits on of his/her own creations for us to pick on. But Maayan, who both bakes and documents funny food horrors, did just that.

The following diet-assisting monstrosity was actually ordered by a customer. And what is it?



Go ahead, guess. I'll wait...

Spaghetti with tomato-y cream sauce?

An ear?

A cherry, Cheez-Whiz and regurgitation torte?

Nope, nope and nope! Give up?

It's a fetus-with-an-iPod pie!

Uh, I guess fetus cookies would have been going too far?


Thanks to Maayan Z. for being such a great sport!

- Related Wreckage: Fetal Bites

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Silver Tomato Productions said...

I was guessing a top-down shot of a liver getting revived with a difibrilator.

Tomato

homeschool mamma said...

Clearly it is a stomach with the intestines surrounding it. It's very accurate. Perhaps it swallowed the IPOD.
Bev
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Beckie said...

EEEEWWWW!!!!! Yuck!

Hannah Hunt said...

I think that even for a fetus wearing an iPod, this is a poorly executed cake...sorry to say...

Trevor said...

is it bad that i knew what that was right as soon as i saw it?

archersangel said...

UGH! that one icky-looking cake/pice thing!

word verification: commmurf. the sound you make while you try not to loose your lunch.

Erin said...

It should not be "put the coffee down," it should be "have a bucket handy." That is the closest I have *ever* come to puking over an internet photo of anything, especially a cake. Now please excuse me, I think I need to take some Pepto and lay down.

Anonymous said...

It's Giygas from Earthbound! Start praying Paula or where all doomed.

Tsunoba said...

Wow.

Wow.

One "wow" for the wreck itself, another because I correctly guessed what it was.

Delibird said...

Can I barf now? Please?

Karlynn said...

Oh...my...lord....I almost threw up looking at it. Unfortunately, I TOTALLY saw what it was off the bat, how weird.

wildmaven said...

Oh, sure. I look at this AFTER I just ate half a bag of Doritos in one sitting. The big bag.

Maayan said...

Hi, this is MAAYAN, the one who baked the pie. I feel terrible for all the stuff people are saying... the commission had sweet sentiment, i t was for a baby shower. I think it was entirely my fault that it ended up appearing like a pile of deformed barf-baby.

Cheryl said...

...O_o...o_O...*scratches head*...fetus pie...um........yeah. Riiiiiiiiiiiight. I got the iPod part right. The rest, never would've guessed. That is just...wow.

peewee said...

blink blink blink

mizzyN said...

i thought it was the intestines with an ipod.

ewww to me it looks like intestines or brain.

Catherine said...

I thought it was an illustration of what can go wrong when the surgeon doesn't check the abdominal cavity for foreign objects before closing. Because that sure looked like intestines to me.

Sixxlet said...

I don't see a fetus. I thought it was stomach and intestines!

Anonymous said...

Blugh! I'm am having a nice bout of pregnancy induced morning nausea, and thought I'd cheer myself up by checking my favourite blog! Boy was that a mistake!

Sudiegirl said...

I'm with Nikalady...that pie is just wrong on so many levels...

Anonymous said...

I must say that I'm scared that I knew what it was BEFORE reading your comments!!!

Mandy said...

WOW...that is really really disgusting!! Excuse me while I go vomit...

iglidante said...

That is absolutely disgusting. Seriously.

Martin said...

Hi Maayan - thanks for the explanation. Now, inquiring minds want to know: What kind of filling did it have, and was it tasty?

totalblammblamm said...

No. Just. NO.

April said...

Whatever it is, it's nasty!

Amy said...

Dang. Just when I thought I was getting over this stomach virus! ~erp~

~Amy B.

MEOW said...

Its a cake before the stomach band surgery. the cake is supposed to be the whole inside of your body. kinda gross, but great way to celebrate with cake before limited what u can eat for the rest of your life.

Cat

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Anonymous said...

Hmm, if I were a baker, I don't think I'd comply with that request. I hope I wouldn't be that hard up for money.

LOL re: feed us pie/fetus pie! (2nd comment)

hoolooovoo said...

Lol, I was looking at it and thinking "hmm... fetus...with an ipod... pie" and then I scrolled down and that was what it was! I really feel like I accomplished something. :D

Bree said...

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

chicken lips said...

Ohhh...eeeeewwww!! I thought it was intestines!

BillyD said...

Yes! I guessed correctly!

Shawty said...

A fetus? Really? I though it was a naked mole rat with an iPod. See, if it was a naked mole rat, it would have a reason to be underground, and since it's underground it's surrounded by earthworms. That makes SO much more sense than a fetus. After all, how would you get the iPod to the fetus?? Er... Don't answer that.

Anonymous said...

Love the TMBG reference - I'll be humming Triangle Man for the rest of the evening now!

And fetus pie is just all sorts of wrong. "Feed us pie"...LOL

Sochitelya said...

Ah-ha! I guessed it. But ew.

Anonymous said...

It freaks me out a little that I recognized that immediately. That's almost creepier than the pie.

Pam Walter said...

Gross, gross and triple gross. Who would ever eat that? http://blog.sweetservices.com/sweetscandyblog/

heartafire said...

TAYLOR (comment #2) You take the cake!


(or pie, as in this instance)

cshields said...

super nasty and so wrong on many man levels.

Anonymous said...

I just cant help thinking about how my 4-yr-old kept asking me to eat some toys so that his baby sister would have something to play with.

wv: ingstion. Seriously, does someone sit around and think of words that almost meet the cake?

J said...

this one wins the gross award! i could barely look at it even before i knew what it was!

blackbird said...

Quite possibly the most repulsive thing I've ever seen.

I Love Baby Quilts! said...

I could totally tell that was a fetus with an ipod the second I looked at it. What does that say about me???

But a pie? Why???

brista said...

I saw brains, a stethoscope, and spagetti. Groosssss.

Angela said...

The Onion ran a story in... 2000ish? that featured a fetus with a TV, in utero. I can't for the life of me find the original story, but I liked the image so much that I put it on my own website, so, via the Wayback Machine, here it is: http://web.archive.org/web/20040318220454/www.thebighouse.us/partarc2.html

Maria Jonas said...

Gross! Would anyone actually eat this?

june2 said...

I am retching at the thought of people cutting into this "pie". Gah, wtf..........................???

Self said...

I'm disgusted with myself that that was actually my first guess. On second glance though, it looks more like an inside-out pig laying on a pile of spaghetti with a wind-up radio attached to its eye.

It's horrific.

Oh and Taylor, the frenzied mob screaming "fetus pie" really cracked me up.

4thStar said...

Aaaah gawd, that actually gave me a not very nice sensation in my stomach area... and may I say, that's not an easy task there.

I thought it was some kind of intestine representation...

So, now if you'll excuse me, I'll have to throw my dinner up >_>

FatnSassyMama said...

What's really sad is that in medieval times there were desserts made out of figs and honey that were designed to look like fresh entrails...you would take the figs and string them, arrange them on a platter to look like intestines, and then coat them with honey so they glistened. I still can't fathom what people were thinking about that, let alone THIS abomination.

VioletYoshi said...

Are you sure this wasn't ordered by Mr. David Cronenberg?

Orlandobaby said...

I am six months pregnant and I've been wondering what babies do all day in the womb....now that I have seen this cake...I know my little girl is jamming to an ipod and her movement is dancing to her fave song! lol
I hope my insides don't look like that I'm going to have nightmares!

Cupcakes Lady said...

That is just gross. Simple as that. My stomach turned. Not good. xx

Charlie said...

Is it bad that I actually knew what this was??? lol. The ONLY reason I can think someone would order this is because they were going to have a baby shower and wanted to use the whole advertising phase ipod went through using the baby fetus listening to the ipod. I don't know, maybe if this thing had more details to the baby itself it wouldn't of been as bad???

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