Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Why Suzy Needs Therapy

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

"Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"

"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"

"No."

"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"

"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."

[silence]

[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"

"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."



That's cold, Chad C. - real cold.
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Gemberly said...

Why??

becka said...

good thing i was not drinking when i checked in today.....id might need a new computer from the sudden burst from my mouth!

Anonymous said...

Mmmm, tasty baby. So tender. Baked to perfection.

Anonymous said...

Why?



Just



Why?!?

Scooter said...

well... in the decorators defence... it really is a beatifully done cake...

yeah...

...

christina said...

Um...breathtakingly breathtaking...

please tell me it wasn't red velvet cake...

Brianna! said...

(Horror movie scream)

Ahhhh-Ahhh-Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Cara Elizabeth said...

Baby Shower Idea!!!!!

fading in the sun said...

what the hell IS that? does the baby have some crazy gas going on or something?

Holly Sarah said...

This is just messed up, lol!

O..M..G!

However, I do have somewhat of a theory on what it's SUPPOSED to be.

If you were to look at the cake from the top..it just m i g h t look like a baby in a onesie? Sort of? Eh..just a guess, lol!

Why, oh why would someone do that though?!?

Also..LOVED the story that went along with it :)

Kahla said...

Wow, that's ummm, very ummmm, well it's really ummm... I'm not sure. Who comes up with these ideas, I think they may need to go see one of *those* doctors.

Charlene said...

The only thing I can figure is that this is an ice cream cake and the racks are in a refrigerator/freezer.

(Well, who has white plastic-coated racks in an oven anyway, but still...)

Shocking!

Vanessa said...

Abby Normal's comment made me laugh harder than the actual post did. Awesome.

Judy said...

Okay Jen...we need the real story on this cake. What was it really supposed to be all about??????

Sarah said...

Oh yikes, that's just downright scary!

Banana-head Pancake said...

AAAAHHHH!!!

j said...

The really scary thing (assuming that it's an actual doll, not a REALLY well done fondant version)is that those dolls come perfumed with an overpowering baby powder scent. So not only is the cake visually terrifying, it's going to taste like it was doused in Love's Baby Soft.

MamaTink said...

Oh my dear God.

Hold me.

vanfox23 said...

OMG that is just wrong, so wrong in so many ways!

Buffy said...

Baby! The other other white meat!!

Seriously, this is just.... horrifying.

susan said...

W.T.F ?????????

Slave Driver said...

That gives a whole slant on the endearment "babycakes..."

"Indescribable" said...

What'd she say when she saw it?
is this like, 'have your cake and eat it too' ?

funnknee!

Anonymous said...

P'shaw. It's not THAT disturbing.
I figure you cut off the limbs/head and stuck them onto the cake after the fact? I don't see how you could cook it with the doll in it, obviously. xD Melted plastic. D:

Kristina said...

Well...if that is not the most disturbing thing I've seen all day...

Flowergirlz said...

Oh my...I think I'll try that with my daughter's laptop tomorrow..LOL!

Rebecca said...

That is absolutely terrifying.

Jen said...

ahem

disturbing yes

all it needs now is a carrot!!

lol

April said...

Hey, Willy Wonka warned that baby. He said, "No, that one's still in testing." But did the baby listen? No, it did not. I for one do not have any sympathy for that child.

zekesmom10 said...

Did this child chew some of Willie Wonka's gum? She looks like she is rapidly expanding!

mila;] said...

omg
But she deserved.

GAMZu said...

Haha- I should show it to my kids. We have a little rhyme game we play with our newborn in which we call her Babycake. I wonder what they'll have to say about this masterpiece. :D

Also- it can't be an oven. There is a cardboard liner under the cake that will burn. And like someone else mentioned, white plastic-coated oven racks?

They definitely didn't bake the baby in. I bet they removed the head, arms and legs from a regular doll and inserted post baking. The all-plastic variety have limbs that pop out.

Fluffy Cow said...

Somebody needs slapped. That, and I just wanted to add to the incredible number of comments today!!!

WV- pegad. PEGAD! That cake is just wrong!!!!

Kaci said...

That's just wrong on more levels than I can even comprehend. Freud would run screaming from this nightmare.

Rachel Gray said...

When I was a kid in the 80's my siblings and I liked this one:

"Mommy, where's my Cabbage Patch Kid?"

"Shut up and eat your cole slaw!"

NYCGirl said...

My first instinct was to scream. My second was to tilt my head and think, "maybe it's not THAT bad." My third instinct was to scream. ;)

apparentlyjessy said...

I laughed. A lot!

kristy said...

that is really really disturbing

Zaphod said...

Ohmygod!
I'm laughing so hard I can barely type. Ya know whats even more twisted than this cake in it's present form? -the carnage of dismembered baby parts and bits of icing that would be left over AFTER cutting it up! Awesome!

Simply Simmons said...

This is wrong on so many levels. Where does one start?

Sleepwalker said...

*Bwahahaha!!*

Possibly the view from straight above looks cute. But side on? Ummm, no.

And I had to do a double take because at first it looked like it was in the OVEN. Which would be even more freakazoid. But it must be refrigerator shelves.

Minyassa said...

Okay seriously? This is way grosser than the intestines cake. Ew, ew, ew.

Wolvie Girl said...

Get...in...mah...belleh! (said in Fat B____rd voice hehehe)

WV: ausloide - me! I'm a loide (lady) from Australia

Scraps said...

Wow. That is seriously disturbing.

[otherwise speechless]

dmjumu said...

oh my deity...

WTF?? How would you even shelve that, under "Toys" or under "Bakery item?"

there are some CRAZY ideas out there. XDDD

thanks for posting! ^_^ i love this site!

Heather said...

OMG! WTF? There is nothing else I can say about this cake.

Who would order this!? I would LOVE to meet the "decorator" of this cake.

Anonymous said...

someone here said its inside the oven, its in a fridge not in an oven. lolz.

Hyena Overlord said...

Is that a post partum depression baby in the oven cake?

Is it bursting a la alien out of its Mother's stomach?

Scary, scary and disturbing.


Cute pansies, I love pansies.


wvotd berin...is an architural firm in New York.

Sport's Mom said...

The skin on thar thing is totally creeping me out.

The Wacky Conservative said...

I was just wondering what to get our dear Malia Obama for her B-Day. I wonder if it comes in black?

mech said...

Reminds me of the snail people chapter in Uzumaki (their backs get huge and lumpy cos they're growing a shell). It also combines nicely with the 'evil babies' chapter for a cake seemingly made entirely of nightmare fuel...

Ugh...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzumaki

wealhtheow said...

OMG.

You know what it reminds me of? The last chapter of Beverly Cleary's Beezus and Ramona, in which Mrs Quimby is baking Beezus a birthday cake and Ramona -- who has become obsessed with the story of Hansel and Gretel -- shoves one of her dolls into the oven, pretending it's the Wicked Witch.

Except of course in that case the oven was on, and the doll melted, and the cake was wrecked. Whereas in this case --

Oh, wait. Never mind.

SuPhred said...

Visons of "Alien"....

thedomesticfringe said...

There's something terribly twisted about this cake and yet, I laughed.

-FringeGirl

clueuin said...

I don't know what's funnier, the comments or that cake....
...Wait the cake definitely the cake!!!!
Funny but in a creepy sort of way.
Ya'll know what I mean?
Peace,
Clueuin

Anonymous said...

My three year old saw this and exclaimed in a very worried voice. . . "who is that mom?!? who is that?!?" I reply, "its a cake" he says, "but there's a baby in it!" He is very concerned!

Mari said...

This is bloody creepy! Eewww. I actually *can't* think of anything else to say....

TwistedSerenity said...

oh gosh...creepy! It looks real!

Anonymous said...

I was having the worst day ever until I saw this. OH...MY.

carrie miller said...

My daughter said "It looks like a baby in an oven" 'nuff said....

sweet tooth said...

nom nom nom. I always say babies are so cute I could eat them.

Is it weird that I actually kind of like this one?

Cindy said...

Okay, okay, okay... What occasion is that for exactly????

Anonymous said...

Freaky, freaky stuff!!!

I can understand storing a cake in a cold oven once it's been frosted, though, if you don't have a container that's big enough - most ovens are every bit as airtight as any Tupperware container. I've been known to store the occasional cake or slice for several days in the oven myself, and they've kept just as well as if they had been placed in a Tupperware container.

But a baby in the oven???
Even if it is merely a cake baby???
Creepy...

Laura said...

Whenever we see posters that advertise to "never shake a baby" my husband always quips, "never shake-and-bake a baby". Looks like we're too late!

Anonymous said...

WWJSS?

(What would Jonathan Swift Say?)

Anonymous said...

Just think Monty Python and a whole new set of ideas comes to mind--remember the giant people-eating blanc mange? ROTFLOL

OR--what's that round reflective thing just over the baby that looks like a giant transparent eye? A baby-eating monster from outer space with a sweet tooth? (Think: "I Was a Monster From Outer Space".)

Jen said...

LOL. Thank you. I needed that.

Shawna said...

*screaming* OMG!!!

I'm with Yanicka on this. The creepy factor just flew right off the scale.

solvency ii said...

hahaha. that is so disturbing, its like a partial birth of the limbs

Anonymous said...

If the turkey's in the highchair, where is the baby?

cannwin said...

I just almost peed my pants... pregnant women should not be allowed to read your blog our bladder control just isn't strong enough.

hoskisson said...

macabre sense of humor? yes, that's me. I didn't find this cake disturbing. It is hilarious! It is so cheerful and executed with such skill.

and "the hills are alive and they are eating children" and "a pregnant belly" comments made me laugh even harder. I'm at work, hissing through my teeth, wiping my eyes, and semi-cackling mostly under my breath. I'm trying to be quiet! I'm trying... I feel a snort...

and I can just see a maniacal baker in the back with a gigantic chef knife chopping the baby doll into bits... so funny. Thank you all for the blog and comments

Jessica* said...

Hey, can you please reply with your e-mail address because I don't know it and I want to e-mail you some pictures of cakes that are horrible!

Katrina said...

I think i'm the only one to say this so far.. i've read the page of comments.

So, who wants to see this cake made out of red velvet cake? *raises hand*

Jenny said...

Ohhh no. Babys in ovens. Who would even CONSIDER eating that??

Keydet Piper said...

Is this trying to suggest that there's another baby on the way, i.e., "one in the oven?"

Anonymous said...

OMG, people. Sure, this is kinda weird but nightmares? seriously disturbing? scariest thing you've ever seen? It's a cake with a doll stuck in it, fer crying out loud. I'd hate to see how you'd react to things that are TRULY disturbing and shocking. Get some perspective.

Anonymous said...

*shudder*

liz said...

I just had to add that I've discovered your site yesterday and I am totally in love. My four-year-old wandered by just as I got to this cake and offered this, "That baby has a big diaper," which is code in our house for "needs a change." It was so perfect, I had to share.

Anonymous said...

O.O where can I buy one of these?!

TrishL said...

I would eat that cake. Cakes are starting to eat babies, soon they'll be up to full-grown adults. It's us or them, people.

Tash said...

OM MY GOD ITS THE BLOB!!!!!!!!!

Cupcakes Lady said...

Oh. My. God. My jaw is on the ground. Hilarious and...disturbing...all in one. xx

AvengersWasp said...

You know.. I have that same baby doll. It looks better here though...

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