You know, bakers, if we don't stop glorifying smoking with all these sexy baked goods, the kids will never stop sneaking their pipe tobacco into school.
Wee Willy of the Explosive Facial Hair wishes you a St. Patty's Day:
Next we have our regular guest star:
My gosh, it's full of clovers!
Jen: Actually, those are shamrocks, not clovers. Didn't you read yesterday's post?
Oh, sorry, my bad.
Careful now, Jesse, Jennifer R., Shinpai, Caroline S., & Chris; I hear watching a Cloverfield can make you sick. Shamrock fields are fine, though.
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