Well, never fear, cake consumer! I'm here to help. Now, will your cake look exactly like the one in the book? YES. Absolutely.
Er, with a few caveats, of course.
Really? Seriously? This can't be real...[flipping through proof file] Here it is. Hmm. Ahuh. Ahuh. Yeah. Really? No way. Seriously? They told her the Tinkerbell figurine didn't come with the cake?!? Haven't they seen caveats 3 and 4? I mean, C'MON!
Paige, I am so sorry for you.
Thanks to Wreckporters Aimee S., A.E., Cecily C., Kelli R., and, of course, Paige T.