Why, marry Christmas, of course!
And going by this next cake, I'm guessing "Christmas" is a small plush snowman:
If you've been reading this blog for any length of time, then you know how important it is to get those writing and grammar skills ingrained at a young age.
Dude. Nick, seriously, try a little coffee or something. I think you're about to put the "pop" in "apoplexy."
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