Well, at least it didn't say "Happy".(And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.)
Mmmm, cancer rat.
Slice of dead Lenin, anyone?I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Why, just look how excited the kiddies are!
"No, not the cold shoulder; I want a slice of the iron fist! Now quit Stalin and get me some Lenin-ade to wash it down with, or this joint won’t be getting any high Marx from me."
Ah, a little jawbone with a scoop of ice cream on the side... [kissing fingertips] magnifique!
Ellie P., Whitney G., & Ann W., I think I'm going to need a Unicorn Chaser, stat.
- Related Wreckage: Any Occasion Will Do
UPDATE: Wow, thanks for all the entries in the dead Lenin caption contest, guys! The winning caption is a combination of what Taylor, Jenniffer, the Suttons, & Anne S. wrote. Oh, and my friend Abby came up with "slice of the iron fist."
And here are a few more that made me laugh:
"Lenin cake again?" - Ivory Girl
"I said I wanted a LEMON cake." - Judy
"Well, it’s better than cancer rat.” – Chris
"Crotch, please!" - BookTender
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mmmm brains.
I love the glowing Three Mile Island cake... but who the heck is celebrating that anniversary?
The Lenin cake is disturbing.
That little girl was saying "But *I* wanted the earlobe!
Yes i agree - the glowsticks are pretty inspired. Although if that cake were for me instead of 3 Mile Island, the message I'd come away with is: "We didn't have room for all the candles - so we improvised."
I think she's saying.........
OHHHH,not shoulder! I wanted to try some of those ribs.
Andrea Dixon
"Not the shoulder again! I had Stalin's shoulder at the last party. Can I have the heart this time?!?!?"
Who is that Lenin cake for?!
The kid is saying: OMFG!
The first one could have been awesome...too bad they couldn't do a decent shell design or mix up a proper x-files shade of green. Of course, that, too, is a misconception. Radiation glow is actually blue, so I'm told, but if you have been irradiated enough to see it, you are like five minutes from dead. Therefore the icing and glow sticks should actually have been blue, just to give 'em a little chill! mwahahahahaha.
The last thing I want to eat is a... aaaaa .... mrflhmph *claps hand over mouth* er, filet of dude. There's so much wrong with that Lenin cake. You do the math. lol
hey! i wanted the brains!
"No, no, no! I wanted the BRAINS!"
...zombie girls. There's just no pleasing them. >.>
"Forget the roses--I want his nose!"
"No, I don't WANT the prominent chin! I wanted MOUSTACHE!"
Little girl: "Mmmmmmmm. Meaty!"
Girl: "No no! Not THAT head!"
Love the glow sticks. Prettyyyyy.
"I want the moustache! I want the moustache!"
This will be the first comment (I hope)! Anyway, the caption to best fit the girl: "The arm! ACK! Don't cut the shoulder, man! The arm is going to fall off!"
Yes, it's a sucky caption, but I've never been much of a comedian.
*blink* *blink* *blink*
I have no words.
Who thought it would be a good idea to *order* the Dead Person Cake ... what bakery thought it would be a good idea to *make* a Dead Person Cake ... and who the heck would line up with a plate and a fork and *eat* a Dead Person Cake???
Jen ~ there is no way you can ever top this wreck. No. Way.
*Shaking head*
"I want a flower with my piece of arm!"
mysleepinghusband.blogspot.com
That last image literally turned my stomach. BLECH!
Lenin is beyond disturbing. Really.
I must know what occasion that was for.
"eeech, I had face last Lennin cake!"
"wow, jelly filling!"
"I love the glowing Three Mile Island cake... but who the heck is celebrating that anniversary?"
OH! I read it as "Three MIKE Island" and wondered what those fellas had been doing for 30 years stuck on an island together.
WV: enerrump. Don't enerrump me when I'm trying to leave a comment.
Okay, I'm opposed to viewings of dead bodies to begin with. Some even take pictures of them and place them in their albums, uggghhh! (Yes I know people still do this practice - I just don't understand it. Wouldn't it be better to remember the persons life rather than to keep a reminder of their death?)
But making a cake to replicate a dead body???? Why in heavens name would ANYONE want to do that?
"LeninGRADulations!"
"Quit 'Stalin'! I want some cake now!"
Caption:
Did anyone else hear a muffled scream???
"Can I have some fava beans with that?"
I think it's funny that there's a guy serving from the other end of the cake, for all those with a foot fetish.
Sheryl
"I want shoulder! I want shoulder! It has more icing!"
Shoulder piece is the new corner piece.
myolderbrothers.blogspot.com
I have seen my share of unappetizing food in my lifetime, but Dead Lenin cake, uhm, takes the cake.
"Hey! Susie got a bigger piece of clavicle than I did! NO FAIR! MOOOOmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!"
"But I wanted the heart!"
Don't you hate it when your little brother always gets what *you* want? This started her deep hatred towards men. Watch for her film- "I am Samantha" Sam's got nothing on her!
"This is the coolest magic trick ever! Grampa's turned into cake! When does the magician turn him back to himself?"
OMG!
I can't believe he used to play with Ringo!
My entry: Which has more frosting? The bicep or the funny bone?
"Hey, I was gonna get his nose! Mom PROMISED!!!"
Oh little disturbed child...
//Tezzie
"Mom! It just winked at me!"
That is one scary cake.
Oh. My. Goodness. The glowsticks on that cake are way cool!!! Not the cake itself mind you, the cake itself is atrocious but the glowsticks on it *look* really cool! Maybe it's the old club kid in me. : )
As for the rest of the cakes, wow, they are highly disturbing. Especially the cancer rat and Lenin! I think that little girl is saying "Oh, I hope it's red velvet cake!" or "Can I have some of the moustache? It's the best part!"
Lindsey
"I'll take the chip on his shoulder"
"I'll take the chip on his shoulder"
The girl is saying: "Do you think they left the liver?"
Mmmm! Lungs!
Mine's got hair on it! --Philmchick
"Lenin cake again?"
Ooh, look! Chocolate frosting earwax! I want THAT piece!
"Umm, I don't want cake anymore" *gags*
I actually think the rat looks grosser (is that a word?) but that one really makes my stomach turn. But really, I couldn't eat a dead person cake either, that's just way too weird. . .
I asked for Red Velvet cake!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Little Girl Picture caption:
A young Yoko Ono was quoted as saying, "Ewww, I said Lennon, not Lenin! This tastes like communism!! I wouldn't give it high Marx"
-Jenniffer
http://cupadeecakes.blogspot.com
It would have been really great if that Lenin cake was red velvet!! Like the armadillo cake in Steel Magnolias...aahh good movie!
The little girl is saying: "Hey! That's not the Barbie cake I wanted for my party!"
Awww, man, I don't want the ARM! I wanted the nose!
"Aww! I wanted the jelly filling..."
"Don't do that!! You'll wake him up!"
With that surprised look I think she's saying.....
"Oh no! Someone is cutting hi.....OOOOOOOHHH it's a cake. Now I understand why I have a plate."
My guess is either
1) "Heeeeead, Shoulders, Knees and Toes! (Knees and Toes!)"
or
2) "You put your left arm in, you take your left arm out, you put your left arm in, and I'm going to eat your arm!"
Wait, she's not singing something inappropriate? Oh I disagree! See the man behind the cake-surgeon there? He's shocked and appalled!
"It's meatloaf? No fair!"
Jen
"Mommy, let's save the head in the freezer so Babushka can have a piece!"
GROSS...gross, creepy, icky...even without the radiation poisoning on the side...
Yes, jelly filling in strawberry cake would have made Lenin perfect! Yum-yum :)
Never before has one of your posts made me want to puke...dead Lenin cake definately made me go there...thanks Jen. Sure am glad I was done my breakfast. Urp.
No Mommy I said I wanted a LEMON cake for my birthday!!!!
"Look! He moved!"
So that's what disarmament means...
stoo
"Not the Cold Shoulder again! Why, oh why, can I never have a Hot Piece of A**, Mommy?"
I think he just moved!
I can't think of a caption, being that I am so disturbed that not only would someone assemble this cake, but then would hack at it and serve it to excited children. Barf barf and barf!
That's not the arm I wanted! Give me private parts now, so I can preserve them from all of you perverts!
"I think I saw him move!"
"Tastes like chicken"
That little girl is saying "but I want a FLOOOOWEEEERRRRRRRR" like all little girls when it comes to cake...gross.
@Just Jim...
BAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ear! I want ear! Aww..shoulder again?!
"Can I have a piece of mustache, please?"
Notice that Lenin's mustache is *exactly* the same as the server's? Coincidence? I think not, comrade. In Soviet Russia, mustache wears YOU!
What's a ghoul got to do 'round here to get prime rib?
"Phew, good thing I didn't get the nose!"
I want a cadaver piece!" (Like a corner piece - more icing). Yum!
This is one of the more disturbing things I have ever seen. *Shudder!*
“My papa witnessed the fall of the Soviet Union and all I got was this lousy HORRIFYING CAKE TRAUMA! AUGGH!”
“Ah, so THAT’S how you do rotator cuff surgery!”
“Nightmare cake is the ipecac of the masses!”
“Wreckers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your lunch!”
“That’s it! When I die, I wanna be CREAMATED!”
^..^
Okay, that's nasty.
Girl: "Whoa! Monster booger!"
Though I have to admit that the commenter that had the girl claiming the cake was grandpa and asking when he'd come back alive had me laughing out loud. Hilarious!
"COMMUNISM TASTES GOOD!"
"In Soviet Russia... cake"
"I have toiled in the fields for the greater good of the commune, now we feast on the spoils!"
"Don't chop the Stalin daddy!" (anyone seen those ads for the lollies?)
"I wanted *white meat*, not a wing!"
Can't resist a ST:TNG quote for the caption: "Mmmm...Cellular Peptide Cake ... with Mint Frosting!"
:)
Заполнение тапиоки взгляда Ohhh!
Translates to: Ohhh look tapioca filling!
First thing I thought of..
"I'll choose my piece..I pick the nose" I guess gross caption goes with gross cake!!
Mommy...does eating him make me a cannibal?...and you said biting my sister was bad..at least I never put frosting on her and started slicing away!!!
the little girl is saying, "oh my gosh! he had a heart?!"
"Oooh, ooh, I call dibs on the clavicle!"
Little girl: "He seems so life-like!" or "Mommy, it's like watching CSI!"
This is the closest thing to an autopsy being performed on cake that I have ever seen...or ever hope to see again. Although it does bring to mind the funeral cake debate that erupted when Micheal Jackson died...this is far more disturbing than any of those cakes could possibly have been.
WV: Lumented...the first cake appears to be lumented
Ленин! Я не знал, что они имели аромат Ленина. Теперь я застреваю с частью родинки Горбечова на моей пластине.
Phonetic: Lenin! Ya nee znal chto anee emeelee aromat Lenina! Tepehr ya zastrovayoo schastyoo rodenkee Gorbachova na mahyee plactenee.
Translation: Lenin! I didn't know they had Lenin flavor! Now I'm stuck with Gorbachev's birthmark on my plate!
Egads! I think I liked the Harry Potter cakes better.
In Soviet Russia, cake eats you!
"See that blanket? I want what's Under Neat that."
"Is that Jamie Hyneman?"
"That's still better than the Michael Jackson cake we had last week. It was impossible to eat. It was all fondant."
"Comrade-ulations!"
"Is that a bullet in the neck? I thought he had that removed."
Well, you finally did it! (Inspired me to comment I mean).
That Lenin cake has got to be the most tasteless (pun intended) idea yet. It creeped me out beyond description. Of course, the rat was bad, too...but eating a perfect repro of a corpse is just the worst!
I hope the little girl isn't asking for the moustache!
gulp...
Donna
"I think I saw him move"
I said "a slice of shoulder, not bicep"
Dunno if this has been done yet but:
"In Soviet Russia, cake eats YOU!"
"Do you mind if I throw up right here?"
or
"You CAN have cake AND death!"
Girl: "IT'S THE BEATING OF THAT HIDEOUS HEART! I mean, can I have his spleen?"
"When he said that no amount of political freedom will satisfy the hungry masses, I don't think this is what he had in mind as an alternative."
(My vote goes for Judy's above.)
"Can I watch you cut into the gonads?"
Or...
"Watch out! He's going for the jugular!"
I definitely do like the "fava beans" remark tho.
WV: Asesse--"After he serves up the gonads, the asesse next"
ugh...i can't believe these actually got made. what kills me about the Lenin cake is that it looks like he's laying...in a cake, not a coffin. weird.
blurk. ycuck. blorg.
"i've always dreamed of eating lapel!"
1. "Stop trying to feed me your Bolshevik."
2. "In Soviet Russia, cake eats YOU!!"
3. "Oh, my favorite! Red Terror!"
4. Wreckorator to shocked family:
"Oooh. You wanted PROFITEROLES, not PROLETARIANS."
No fair! Everyone gets a slice that's the same size!
"Excuse me, but aren't you Michael Palin from Monty Python's Flying Circus?"
No! Wait! He's not dead!
C. Bhoff
"Daddy?!"
The Lenin cake is disturbingly well done. Did the bakery have "Lifesize replica of Lenin's body" on their list of cakes they could do? What occasion was this for!!
"Just squirt the blood right here, baby"
The Lenin cake should have been an entry on it`s own, everybody seem to forget sweet poor old cancer rat...
"Woooah...this is like that class trip to the morgue! This guy tastes much better! *nom nom nom*"
"Tastes like chicken!"
WV: unmwads - the trouser-area serving *wink wink nudge nudge* of the Lenin-cake.
Little Girl: "Well, at least it's better than that cancer rat."
I imagine the little girl saying "YAAAAAY!! Dead Commie is my favorite cake flavor! Can I get an eyeball?"
Is it sick and twisted that I hope this cake was made of red velvet? Probably.
"Is it just me, or is it extremely odd that the server looks 20 years younger than the cake counterpart we are about to indulge in...*shudder*...maybe I'm not so hungry any more. No offense, food server, but I wouldn't want to eat you...dead or alive!"
Hey - I heard my mom say that she needed a piece of man meat once. NOW I understand..
"Worst. 'Got Your Nose' Game. Ever"
"Who knew communism could taste so good?"
"USSRific!!!"
This reminds me of the old "Mommy, mommy" jokes:
"Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit Grandpa!"
"Shut up and keep digging!"
"Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts!"
"Shut up and keep eating!"
"Wow, this cannabalism thing isn't nearly as gross as I thought it would be!"
mr.ska said In Soviet Russia, mustache wears YOU!
I can't believe we got this far in the comments without an "in Soviet Russia" joke.... Which of course, naturally leads to: in Soviet Russia, cake eats you.
Mum! My cakes got hair in it!
Little girl in whispery voice: "I eat dead people"
Go for the heart!
umm...who in the right frame of mind wanna bake and eat that cake in the first place?
Anyway, here's my caption :
"Can I have the heart please? I love hearts!"
Oh no no no no! I wanted his HEART. Not the suit over it. I want the heart with blood dripping from it!
.....i have no idea what i just looked at.
"(Gasp) His blackened heart is made of chocolate lava cake! How realistic!"
-jt
Little girl: I got a shoulder piece last time...NO fair!
i think she's saying..."um...yeah, i uh....*THINK* i'll just have the ice cream...(*gulp*)....THANKS, though...."
"Lemon Creme Lenin? This is the best meeting of the Fine Young Cannibals yet!"
"But I wanted the goatee!"
"Can somebody give me a hand here? Hey, why are you giving me the cold shoulder?"
I thought that modeling a cake on living beings was disturbing. It turns out that using a corpse as inspiration is so, so much creepier.
Wow! He is filled with preservatives! Mom...do I like the taste of embalming?
"There's nothing better than a nice piece of a**."
Nice. A corpse cake. Ugh.
~Amy B.
'I'm here to eat your brains, Lenin'
NOTL style
"I want to eat his eyes!!"
"Oooh! Raspberry filling for the masses!"
Little girl:
"The spleen is not that high you dummy!"
That is seriously disturbing on so many levels . . . I think the little girl should be saying "Did he move? I think he moved!"
guy with beard and glasses behind server: "Emily, this is just like we practiced in class. Dissection is the same whether human or frog."
girl: "OH. MY. GOSH. Don't be so gross, Dad. That's not even funny... AHHHH! he's bleeding! Oh? Red Velvet cake? Yes, please."
Egads,that is a horrid cake. I thought it was bad in the first small pic, I was like "dead guy....ew". THEN I saw the other pics and realized it was life sized. *shudder*
Here I thought that life sized bride cakes were gross.....
"No, I want a slice of his cold, dead heart!"
"He looks SO much tastier than the Mao Tse Tung cake we had last year!"
"Oh.My.Gosh. That mustache is all frosting! DIBS!!!"
Oh! He's a CAKE?!? Yeah, I'll just have some ice cream, thanks.
Miranda is my new hero for "fillet of dude".
Can I have the whole arm?
I can totally see her saying "This is great! I'm totally saving this idea for Mom's funeral."
-Jared
"No fair! He always gets the shoulder!"
"Mom, is this what Mr. Lenin meant when he wanted to feed the hungry masses?"
Love the glowsticks.
"Oh my GAWD! He looks like Daddy!"
communist maniFEASTo
Never mind, I see the "in Soviet Russia, cake eats you" joke popped into a lot of other heads too once Mr.Ska opened that door.
"Hey! Can we get a cake like that when Grandma dies!!!!!"
Or at least that's what my daughter would've said. :)
Girl "This funeral is A LOT different from the one we went to last time!"
So THIS is what happens when you combine Marie Antoinette with Communism.
Caption: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. I need a good piece of ass..."
"Augch! I got a tooth!"
AHHH.... It's just cake. I thought it would bleed or something!!
Im pretty sure the girl is saying, "Am I really going to eat that!"
"Stop Stalin and break me off a piece of that Lenin!"
:)
"I thought you said I couldn't have a guy's tongue in my mouth until I was 20!"
"Daddy?!"
little girl: "MOOOOMMMMMM, I think he's still breathing!!"
More Flesh Please.
For my birthday, can we have a grandma cake?
Mmmmm. Cancer Rat.
Cxx
The body cake reminds me of a Tom Petty video. Just can't remember which song it was...
"but mom he's putrified!"
"But it's oozing!"
"Do I have to eat it?!"
"I have never seen a cake look like that! Is it supposed to look like that?"
"it makes me StalinGLAD!"
"Is that bone?!"
"oh you got lucky! I wanted the armpit!!"
Little girl: "OMG! Sweet! Grandpa died and turned into cake! This IS heaven!!"
"Can we please have Kruschev next year?"
"Oh, I wanted grandpa's rotor cuff"
Daddy, I want a piece with lots of icing- and a rose!
"Why does Randy get the spleen? He always gets the spleen! I wanted the spleen! MOMMMMMMMM..."
So I sit down for my lunch break, take a big bite of turkey sandwich, and scroll down to see... rats and corpses in cake form. Thanks for ruining my appetite!
"Judy said...
No Mommy I said I wanted a LEMON cake for my birthday!!!!"
Best. Caption. EVER.
If my vote counts, put me down for Judy!!!
this was taken right before the vomit started to project out of her mouth...BLECH!!!!
Why on Earth would you need a cake that looks like Lenin?!? It reminds me of the preggo woman in the tub. Both are very disturbing... Ordering a case of the unicorn chaser now!
"Is this kosher?"
That's beyond wrecky....it's disgusting! I would eat the glow sticks before a piece of "dead man" cake. Bleck!
"I don't think you understood ... I want his 'joint'."
I think the little girl is the great-granddaughter of the screaming guy in that Edward Munsch painting ;)
Ewwwww, not the heart!
Lol! @ Amberella's comment :)
Let them eat cake!
Annie astonesthrowfrominsanity.blogspot.com
I'm not easily grossed out, but that corpse cake nearly made me lose my breakfast.
Can I have a slice of Adam's Apple?...or should that be Lenin's Apple?
Is it going to bleed?
Phyllis
"Can I have a slice of trechea? Can I, can I, can I?"
Hehehehe....
Wv: suphi. Wow..someone obviously was trying to speak with a broken nose here...
*yawn* "this cake isn't as good as Aunt Thelda's last year. At least I could ask for a gum-eyeball..."
(singing) "Someone left the Bolshevik out in the rain ..."
I think she's saying " Sure, as long as there's no cream filling?"
Unicorn Chaser...hysterical. I love that listed amongst the feel-good herbal ingredients you find GLITTER! I'm happy already!
I said "lemon cake!"
Can you imagine getting the lips and chin???? Bleagh!
Jesus said "eat of this bread, for it symbolizes my body"
Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake!"
Lenin said "Let them eat cake, for it IS my body!
OOOHHH Can I pick my own piece??? Then I pick the nose.
Lenin? LENIN? What were they celebrating?
I want the heart...I want the heart
"I want the drumstick! I want the drumstick!"