Well, at least it didn't say "Happy".(And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.)
Mmmm, cancer rat.
Slice of dead Lenin, anyone?I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Why, just look how excited the kiddies are!
"No, not the cold shoulder; I want a slice of the iron fist! Now quit Stalin and get me some Lenin-ade to wash it down with, or this joint won’t be getting any high Marx from me."
Ah, a little jawbone with a scoop of ice cream on the side... [kissing fingertips] magnifique!
Ellie P., Whitney G., & Ann W., I think I'm going to need a Unicorn Chaser, stat.
- Related Wreckage: Any Occasion Will Do
UPDATE: Wow, thanks for all the entries in the dead Lenin caption contest, guys! The winning caption is a combination of what Taylor, Jenniffer, the Suttons, & Anne S. wrote. Oh, and my friend Abby came up with "slice of the iron fist."
And here are a few more that made me laugh:
"Lenin cake again?" - Ivory Girl
"I said I wanted a LEMON cake." - Judy
"Well, it’s better than cancer rat.” – Chris
"Crotch, please!" - BookTender
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 538 of 538 Newer› Newest»"Is that Lenin gluten and sugar free? Mummy said I can't eat dictators with gluten and sugar."
"Mom you lied! This tastes nothing like Beatle!"
save the neck for me, clark!
"I want the Aorta!"
That girl is going to medical school, after all.
Of course, if that is Lenin, she said it in Russian. So it would sound more like this, "Я хочу аорту!"
Holycrap, there are a lot of comments. Yowzers! ;o) Well, at least they're not all about the deep meanings of children's literature, eh?
I think she's saying:
I want the mustache! I WANT THE MUSTACHE!
(Wow, me and Elizabeth think identically. except for the caps.)
MANCAKE!
Don't give me the cold shoulder!
"save the neck for me, clark!"
oh, how i love national lampoon's christmas vacation!
I don't know what the girl's saying, but she'll make a very awkward funeral guest in the future.
I CALL THORAX!!!
"Oh mummy, can I have the mustache?!"
The little girl is saying.... "Give me his heart! i want his heart!"
OH MY GOD, what am i eating?
"Oh daddy please can I have the clavicle?!"
Bev
I said I wanted the moustache!!
The little girl is saying "How come I get stuck with the shoulder...AGAIN!"
The mustache is mine, the mustache is mine!
Little girl under server's elbow:
(Thinking): "Mister, you've got about one nanosecond to get your freaking elbow away from my head or you'll be IN that bed with the stiff!"
I'm not quite sure that the little girl on the left is saying anything, either. It looks sort of like a big YAWN, to me!
That, or she's about to sneeze--because the look on the glasses-man is like, "Oh, crap--I forgot to give little Sproinka her allergy meds, and that thing must be LOADED with preservatives!"
But I still want to play along, though, so:
Little girl on the left: "Hey! I have a yellow chenille bedspread just LIKE that!"
OR: She's just been struck with an idea: ("Whoa--I just had the most AWESOMEST idea! When I get married, I'M gonna have a life-size me and my husband AS the wedding cake! And-and they can stand side by side... and have a little tiny CAKE on their HEADS! And-and- I can send the picture to CAKEWRECKS and EVERYTHING!")
>^~~^<
No, no, no! Farther to the left! Not the flower! The heart, the heart!
Is that a booger in his nose or a spot of green frosting?
What was his slogan again? Peace! Land! Bread! And Cake!
little girl:wait a minute....did that cake just blink!?
Little girl: Are you sure it didn't move. I swear I saw it move. I don't think this is safe to eat. I SAW IT MOVE.
"OMG, he's still breathing!"
Caption: "Oh darn, I thought you said it was JOHN LENNON. In that case, just give me the finger."
WV: lipater...I wonder who was the lucky lipater on that Lenin cake.
The little girl is saying "oh ....he's a cake. " and then puts her plate away. Sorry, such a creepy cake called for a little cannibal 'humor'
"No, not the shoulder! I wanted the ear!"
"I want the thyroid!"
"Oh I hope it's borscht and veal cake!"
Delighted little girl on Left, Lenin Caption Contest
"I SAID I wanted a part of his TIE!"
"I CAN HAZ TASTEE DED COMMUNIST"
We want the wish bone.
Oh man, I always get the shoulder!
And that was the end of communism. Well, except for the piece we took home for Grandma...
This is the first time anyone could accuse Uncle John of having taste. : )
"I bags the jugular!!"
"Look mommy! It's a Black Forest Bolshevik!"
Thanks for the hilarious photos you post on here. I love this blog....
-natalie
"Oh yummy, cherry filling!"
or
"Hey, this guy wasn't one of the Beatles!"
What, no Watchmen cakes today? :-P
HAHA holy HELL! over 400 comments/!??!?! lol DAMN.
that DEAD person caked is seriously just EFFED up. i don't even have a comment for it
: // wtf???!!??!!
"Ah ah ah ah ah CHOOOOO!"
"It tastes just like I imagined!"
Sarah
"I want the " 'stashe"!
Wow, what a neat idea, glow sticks on cake, lol!
I thought she might be saying, "That's it - go right for the jugular!"...
Seriously...a dead Lenin cake is quite disturbing! Well, I guess it could be worse...some bakery could have a "Communists in Cake" exhibition, and add a Marx & a Stalin cake to the collection!
Hmmmm...don't mind me! :P
"Wow, and I thought communism was a lot to swallow..."
OMGOMG, is that yellow cake with fresh Bolshevik icing?
"But Mommy, you told me we are all same underneath!"
Just wanted to say that I've really enjoyed your blog! :) Fun stuff!
AFWingMom
I am deeply disturbed and a little peckish.
But I wanted the nose!
"Something just fell out of his nose...can I have that?"
wv: calsifee If you want extra vitamins in that glowing frosting, I'll have to charge you the calsifee.
I am just throwing in my vote for Just Jim's response. Funny!
Lenin Caption:
"So that's what a classless society looks like!"
"Can I have the red square?"
"Wow, communism really fell hard."
Little girl: "Ewww, why do I have to eat armpit?"
Otherwise, the glowsticks on the 3 Mile cake are pure genius.
^-.-^
Gimme a piece of his head,pretty please!
What I want to know is, who gets the crotch?
OMG he moved!!
"arrrrggggggggggggggggg don`t cut him THERE!"
there is something sick and demented about a dead person cake, I don`t care who that person is.
Being a huge fan of sarcasm, I love the 3 Mile Island and the Cancer Rat cakes. (Although the 3 Mile Island one could have been done A LOT better)
The Lenin one...well...I'm just lost on that one. Why?
Seriously, Why?
Oh, I wanted the nose.
Ellie
My caption:
(man cuts out eyeball and gives it to someone else)
Girl: Hey, that's not fair! The eyeball's the best part!
Yes, I'm aware he's cutting into the arm, but that's the best I could do. On to commenting about the cakes.
The cancer rat and corspe cake... eww! And the glowstick cake actually made me scream in PAIN.
"No, I want the heart! Give the liver to my brother!"
little girl: "BRAAAAINS..."
aorta cut it a little to the right~
Little girl: [yawn] I saw this on YouTube AGES ago.
I waited in line for hours in the freezing cold to eat CAKE??? I thought this was a communist cannibal convention!!
OMG they killed Dr Phil!
"Even though Uncle John was a cannibal, I can't believe he went to this extreme!"
~Jana
hobbiesmakemehappy.blogspot.com
Obviously she's channeling Randy Quaid from Christmas Vacation when she says: "Ooh, save the neck for me Clark!"
Little Girl: "Aw I thought for sure it would be RED velvet!"
or
"Man I wish I had a nice tall glass of Lenin-Aid to go with that."
or
"That's it just a little off the left *wink wink*"
"Yay! I always wanted to play 'Swallow the Leader'"
The Lenin Cake really takes the biscuit! There is no more That is the ultimate cake wreck. WHY? Its the most gruesome thing possible
Little girl: "How come we didn't eat Grandpa when he died?"
Most. Disturbing. Cake. Ever.
Little girl: "Oh my god, is this cake left over from the Revolution?"
When it comes to cake, I say "Better dead AND Red!"
Wow, is that German chocolate cake?
"Yummo, communism has never looked so appetizing"
Comment for the Lenin cake:
"Dibs on the 'stache!"
"And now we know what Hell is like."
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
"Can I have the mustache?"
"scuse me mister!!! Daddy said I could eat the heart!"
(oh mum-she-by...oh mum-she-by..oh mum-she-by...) -The cannibal native chief from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
From Lisa C.
Little girl: Oh boy! Red velvet cake with strawberry jelly filling!!
my mom says:
Little girl: Why is it bleeding?
(Is it just me or does the cake look like a bald version of the server cutting into it?)
Comedian Eddie Izzard had the famous "Cake or Death" routine... this, on the other hand is Cake AND Death :)
Whoa! He just blinked!
The Lenin cake reminds me of the 1989 movie "The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover", a movie in which the cook actually roasts his wife's lover and serves him "whole body"-style on the table. Ugh!!
I think the girl is saying, "OMG! They are totally serving the cake the wrong way. You're supposed to start at the feet and move upward. Geez!!"
mulause - mute applause... what the audience did when the Lenin cake was brought out.
She says,"Out of my way kid, I already called the shoulder!"
D.J.
"Uh oh... someone's got a chip on their shoulder."
"MMMM. Shoulder! I LOVE shoulder!"
O.K. That cake of Lenin....EEEEWWWWWW. I have a pretty strong stomach, but that kinda made it do a back-flip.
The Three Mile Island cake..well, I thought it said "Three Mike Ireland"...HUH?
The rat cake. Think about that. A rat. A cake. Blech!
She's not saying anything--she's singing!!
"You say you want a revolutio-on, we-ell you knoooooooow"
"Uncle Bert?!"
The little girl says, "I just saw him breathe!"
Judy got it best!
Look! He even has long nose hairs like daddy!
Look! He even has long nose hairs sticking out, JUST LIKE DADDY!
Caption:
"Sweet! I get his heart!"
"Where's the beef?"
"To each according to his needs. I need more cake."
I always thought communism would taste more bitter.
"Please sir, I want some MOREEE!" - notice how she's already got cake there...:)
Thank you, Jen, for such an amusing blog - sure brightens up my day! :)
"I thought I'd be safe with just a small bit of shoulder...I was mistaken, it's still creepy."
It does take some talent to make a cake so life (scratch that) death-like. It wouldn't sicken us so much if it was poorly done.
agirlinherkitchen.blogspot.com
I 'nose' exactly what piece I want!
Stella
"So, this is what they meant when they say someone is cream-ated."
I want the drumstick! Can I ? Can I? Can I have the drumstick?
"How come we didn't get to do this when Grammy died?"
Gives a whole new creepy meaning to when Marie Antoinette said the starving masses should eat cake.
It's SoyLenin green! SoyLenin green is people!
girl: "who cares if it's a Lenin cake, I just want my photo on Cake Wrecks!"
girl: "my mom always taught me not to take my first bite until everyone was served.It'll be a long wait"
"So that's what they serve at the Communist Party."
"Oh, I called for the left cheek first!"
"Rush said this is the only thing socialism is good for."
"Can I have a scoop of capitalism with this?"
"I LOVE Communism, it's tasty."
"More please!"
Mmm, I'd eat that dead person cake. Legal, tasty cannibalism people :)
What, you don't want any? All the more for me heheheh.
Who got the crotch?
Those glowsticks would work if Three Mile Island was the name of a show or place that'd had some weird X-Files stuff going on...
Sidenote: doesn't 'word verification' imply that the letters have to make up a word? I'm pretty sure arhesse isn't a word.
" He's full of chocolate! Did you know he is full of chocolate.....HE"S FULL OF CHOCOLATE!"
Remember that this is being said in a little girls voice.
This just proves what Lenin said,
"Any cook should be able to run the country."
www.goinggreenaccidently.blogspot.com
Wait, Lenin said, "Any cook should be able to run the country." I'm thinking the girl is saying, "So THIS is what happens when grateful cooks run the country!"
little girl: "Go for the jugular! Go for the jugular!!!
Um, I don't think this was what Marie Antionette meant...
Oh Boy! I hope MY piece tastes like formaldehyde!
By the way, Lenin-ade is real. And quite tasty.(Yes, I've had it)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leninade
I call dibs on the cancer rat!
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3838/plb10ru8.jpg
Cartoony Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky approve of that cake.
"Awwww, LOOK! He's got a TEDDY BEAR in there with him!"
OMG too funny. Love the captions
"Quit Russian me! Is it best cut with an ice pick or a hammer?"
I've been reading Cake Wrecks for a while, but this is my favourite. I have a History degree and love bad puns so it was really a shoe in for favourite.
You guys are so funny.
- Alison
I think the little girl is just haranguing the server with, "Hey! You cut her a bigger piece. She got more frosting! I wanted a flower!...." The server is taking deep breaths so that he doesn't turn around, hold the knife to the girl's throat and say, "How would you like to join him in cake's sweet embrace!"
There is a great ska song about a cake of VI Lenin... just go to itunes, the band it Johnny Sokko and the tune is Vladimir Lenin... it's worth a buck
LOVE the puns!!!! LOVE THEM!!! :D
MY COLLEGE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER (ish) FROM THREE MILE ISLAND! And I went there. My boyfriend snuck me onto the engineering trip there. :D Aw, this holds a special place in my heart! Not really. I'm just a lame Japanese major who has a bunch of nerds for friends. And I loooove them.
Quick! Before he wakes up! x)
lol dead Lenin cake :D
i would like to try it :)
Next time PLEASE give a warning - I just f***g puked!
I, personally, can forgive a Lenin cake given that the Russians have such a wonderful attitude towards cake. Any country that has full on gateau style cakes on the buffet for breakfast at their hotels has got to be allowed their little idiosyncrasies.
LENIN CAKE! Perfect cake. :)
I am so proud. Don't ask me why one of my colleagues wanted to celebrate three mile island.
(Ellie P)
I am the one who thought of and had the Three Mile Island Cakes (there were two) made. They were for a hospital that is within the area that would take patients if there were another problem at TMI. It is a lil sick, but funny.. Glad to see people like it!
that Lenin cake reminds me of the video for Tom Petty's "Don't Come Around Here No More". I had nightmares for weeks after seeing that for the first time when I was like 7 or so. Lenin is ALL cake. Alice still had a singing head, flailing arms, and kicking legs. *shudder*
it would be even more hilarious if the innards of the john lenin(sp?) cake were Red velvet XD
All I can say is .....
Click here.
wow, these are great!
Anyone else notice that the "dead cake" looks a liiiiiittle like a bald version of the guy serving the face? This must have creeped him out.
I'm wondering if you knew that Leninade was a real product? It's pretty good too.
http://leninade.realsoda.com/