Tuesday, July 21, 2009

I'm Guessing They Didn't Have a Matching Card

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Well, at least it didn't say "Happy".
(And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.)

Mmmm, cancer rat.


Slice of dead Lenin, anyone?

I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Why, just look how excited the kiddies are!

"No, not the cold shoulder; I want a slice of the iron fist! Now quit Stalin and get me some Lenin-ade to wash it down with, or this joint won’t be getting any high Marx from me."

Of course the best part was saved for the VIPs:


Ah, a little jawbone with a scoop of ice cream on the side... [kissing fingertips] magnifique!


Ellie P., Whitney G., & Ann W., I think I'm going to need a Unicorn Chaser, stat.

- Related Wreckage: Any Occasion Will Do


UPDATE: Wow, thanks for all the entries in the dead Lenin caption contest, guys! The winning caption is a combination of what Taylor, Jenniffer, the Suttons, & Anne S. wrote. Oh, and my friend Abby came up with "slice of the iron fist."

And here are a few more that made me laugh:

"Lenin cake again?" - Ivory Girl

"I said I wanted a LEMON cake." - Judy

"Well, it’s better than cancer rat.” – Chris

"Crotch, please!" - BookTender
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Jennifer said...

mmmm brains.

eso said...

hey! i wanted the brains!

Fluffy Cow said...

Girl: "No no! Not THAT head!"

Love the glow sticks. Prettyyyyy.

Mama G said...

"Forget the roses--I want his nose!"

Anonymous said...

This will be the first comment (I hope)! Anyway, the caption to best fit the girl: "The arm! ACK! Don't cut the shoulder, man! The arm is going to fall off!"
Yes, it's a sucky caption, but I've never been much of a comedian.

BEAT said...

Little girl: "Mmmmmmmm. Meaty!"

2boys1girl said...

I think she's saying.........

OHHHH,not shoulder! I wanted to try some of those ribs.

Andrea Dixon

Tchann said...

"No, no, no! I wanted the BRAINS!"

...zombie girls. There's just no pleasing them. >.>

kressley said...

"I want the mustache."

Amanda said...

"No, I don't WANT the prominent chin! I wanted MOUSTACHE!"

The Kitchen Gadget Goddess said...

"No fair! I wanted the cold, dead spot where his heart was supposed to be!"

Anna said...

"Not the shoulder again! I had Stalin's shoulder at the last party. Can I have the heart this time?!?!?"

Kearsie said...

That little girl was saying "But *I* wanted the earlobe!

Amanda said...

I love the glowing Three Mile Island cake... but who the heck is celebrating that anniversary?

The Lenin cake is disturbing.

Elizabeth said...

"I want the moustache! I want the moustache!"

Debbi said...

*blink* *blink* *blink*

I have no words.

Who thought it would be a good idea to *order* the Dead Person Cake ... what bakery thought it would be a good idea to *make* a Dead Person Cake ... and who the heck would line up with a plate and a fork and *eat* a Dead Person Cake???

Jen ~ there is no way you can ever top this wreck. No. Way.

*Shaking head*

Evalis said...

Yes i agree - the glowsticks are pretty inspired. Although if that cake were for me instead of 3 Mile Island, the message I'd come away with is: "We didn't have room for all the candles - so we improvised."

Wide Awake Wife said...

"I want a flower with my piece of arm!"


mysleepinghusband.blogspot.com

The Greggs said...

Who is that Lenin cake for?!

Miranda said...

The kid is saying: OMFG!

The first one could have been awesome...too bad they couldn't do a decent shell design or mix up a proper x-files shade of green. Of course, that, too, is a misconception. Radiation glow is actually blue, so I'm told, but if you have been irradiated enough to see it, you are like five minutes from dead. Therefore the icing and glow sticks should actually have been blue, just to give 'em a little chill! mwahahahahaha.

The last thing I want to eat is a... aaaaa .... mrflhmph *claps hand over mouth* er, filet of dude. There's so much wrong with that Lenin cake. You do the math. lol

Angie said...

Lenin is beyond disturbing. Really.

I must know what occasion that was for.

Wild Roses said...

That last image literally turned my stomach. BLECH!

Novice Writer Anonymous said...

"This is the coolest magic trick ever! Grampa's turned into cake! When does the magician turn him back to himself?"

Danielle said...

"But I wanted the heart!"

Don't you hate it when your little brother always gets what *you* want? This started her deep hatred towards men. Watch for her film- "I am Samantha" Sam's got nothing on her!

Just Jim said...

OMG!
I can't believe he used to play with Ringo!

Taylor (My Older Brothers) said...

"I want shoulder! I want shoulder! It has more icing!"

Shoulder piece is the new corner piece.




myolderbrothers.blogspot.com

Lulu said...

"Hey! Susie got a bigger piece of clavicle than I did! NO FAIR! MOOOOmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!"

Judy said...

Okay, I'm opposed to viewings of dead bodies to begin with. Some even take pictures of them and place them in their albums, uggghhh! (Yes I know people still do this practice - I just don't understand it. Wouldn't it be better to remember the persons life rather than to keep a reminder of their death?)

But making a cake to replicate a dead body???? Why in heavens name would ANYONE want to do that?

Anonymous said...

I have seen my share of unappetizing food in my lifetime, but Dead Lenin cake, uhm, takes the cake.

Anonymous said...

"Can I have some fava beans with that?"

I think it's funny that there's a guy serving from the other end of the cake, for all those with a foot fetish.

Sheryl

Taylor (My Older Brothers) said...

"LeninGRADulations!"

"Quit 'Stalin'! I want some cake now!"

SuSuseriffic said...

"eeech, I had face last Lennin cake!"

"wow, jelly filling!"

Judy said...

Caption:

Did anyone else hear a muffled scream???

Erica said...

"I love the glowing Three Mile Island cake... but who the heck is celebrating that anniversary?"

OH! I read it as "Three MIKE Island" and wondered what those fellas had been doing for 30 years stuck on an island together.

WV: enerrump. Don't enerrump me when I'm trying to leave a comment.

Sandy Hop said...

My entry: Which has more frosting? The bicep or the funny bone?

Anonymous said...

"Hey, I was gonna get his nose! Mom PROMISED!!!"

Oh little disturbed child...

//Tezzie

Kelly said...

"Mom! It just winked at me!"
That is one scary cake.

Anonymous said...

"I'll take the chip on his shoulder"

Anonymous said...

Mine's got hair on it! --Philmchick

Annie of Blue Gables said...

That last image was disturbing, but it was lightened with some of the comments.
Debbie and Miranda about killed me.
ooo bad choice of words. ick ick ick

The little girl is saying:
"Oh My Gosh! The inside isn't cake, its muscle!"

eeeewwwhhhh
~a

Anonymous said...

"I'll take the chip on his shoulder"

Ivory Girl said...

"Lenin cake again?"

Kathy said...

Mmmm! Lungs!

Jim said...

The girl is saying: "Do you think they left the liver?"

Lindsey said...

Oh. My. Goodness. The glowsticks on that cake are way cool!!! Not the cake itself mind you, the cake itself is atrocious but the glowsticks on it *look* really cool! Maybe it's the old club kid in me. : )
As for the rest of the cakes, wow, they are highly disturbing. Especially the cancer rat and Lenin! I think that little girl is saying "Oh, I hope it's red velvet cake!" or "Can I have some of the moustache? It's the best part!"

Lindsey

Meg said...

Ooh, look! Chocolate frosting earwax! I want THAT piece!

Susan said...

I actually think the rat looks grosser (is that a word?) but that one really makes my stomach turn. But really, I couldn't eat a dead person cake either, that's just way too weird. . .

Carrie said...

"Umm, I don't want cake anymore" *gags*

Angie said...

I asked for Red Velvet cake!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Melissa said...

It would have been really great if that Lenin cake was red velvet!! Like the armadillo cake in Steel Magnolias...aahh good movie!
The little girl is saying: "Hey! That's not the Barbie cake I wanted for my party!"

Lesley said...

Awww, man, I don't want the ARM! I wanted the nose!

Rory said...

"Don't do that!! You'll wake him up!"

Jenniffer said...

Little Girl Picture caption:

A young Yoko Ono was quoted as saying, "Ewww, I said Lennon, not Lenin! This tastes like communism!! I wouldn't give it high Marx"

-Jenniffer
http://cupadeecakes.blogspot.com

phelpsgurl said...

"Aww! I wanted the jelly filling..."

pastrychefjodi said...

I can't think of a caption, being that I am so disturbed that not only would someone assemble this cake, but then would hack at it and serve it to excited children. Barf barf and barf!

Ara said...

With that surprised look I think she's saying.....

"Oh no! Someone is cutting hi.....OOOOOOOHHH it's a cake. Now I understand why I have a plate."

Anonymous said...

Never before has one of your posts made me want to puke...dead Lenin cake definately made me go there...thanks Jen. Sure am glad I was done my breakfast. Urp.

Anonymous said...

I think he just moved!

Anne S said...

"Not the Cold Shoulder again! Why, oh why, can I never have a Hot Piece of A**, Mommy?"

gs said...

"Look! He moved!"

cadesmom said...

Ear! I want ear! Aww..shoulder again?!

The Courteous Chihuahua said...

@Just Jim...

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

Stacey said...

"I think I saw him move!"

James ~n~ Amber said...

"Tastes like chicken"

Leash said...

That little girl is saying "but I want a FLOOOOWEEEERRRRRRRR" like all little girls when it comes to cake...gross.

Judy said...

No Mommy I said I wanted a LEMON cake for my birthday!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, jelly filling in strawberry cake would have made Lenin perfect! Yum-yum :)

Lizzy Dac said...

My guess is either

1) "Heeeeead, Shoulders, Knees and Toes! (Knees and Toes!)"

or

2) "You put your left arm in, you take your left arm out, you put your left arm in, and I'm going to eat your arm!"

Wait, she's not singing something inappropriate? Oh I disagree! See the man behind the cake-surgeon there? He's shocked and appalled!

Anonymous said...

"It's meatloaf? No fair!"

Jen

Emily said...

"Mommy, let's save the head in the freezer so Babushka can have a piece!"

GROSS...gross, creepy, icky...even without the radiation poisoning on the side...

Anonymous said...

So that's what disarmament means...


stoo

sailordada_99 said...

That's not the arm I wanted! Give me private parts now, so I can preserve them from all of you perverts!

mr.ska said...

"Can I have a piece of mustache, please?"

Notice that Lenin's mustache is *exactly* the same as the server's? Coincidence? I think not, comrade. In Soviet Russia, mustache wears YOU!

karen said...

Okay, that's nasty.

Girl: "Whoa! Monster booger!"

Though I have to admit that the commenter that had the girl claiming the cake was grandpa and asking when he'd come back alive had me laughing out loud. Hilarious!

Nina said...

"Phew, good thing I didn't get the nose!"

Sus said...

What's a ghoul got to do 'round here to get prime rib?

Shara said...

I want a cadaver piece!" (Like a corner piece - more icing). Yum!

This is one of the more disturbing things I have ever seen. *Shudder!*

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

"COMMUNISM TASTES GOOD!"
"In Soviet Russia... cake"
"I have toiled in the fields for the greater good of the commune, now we feast on the spoils!"
"Don't chop the Stalin daddy!" (anyone seen those ads for the lollies?)

Tigerwolf said...

“My papa witnessed the fall of the Soviet Union and all I got was this lousy HORRIFYING CAKE TRAUMA! AUGGH!”

“Ah, so THAT’S how you do rotator cuff surgery!”

“Nightmare cake is the ipecac of the masses!”

“Wreckers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your lunch!”

“That’s it! When I die, I wanna be CREAMATED!”

^..^

elbarnes said...

In Soviet Russia, cake eats you!

EvenSong said...

"I wanted *white meat*, not a wing!"

Julie H said...

Can't resist a ST:TNG quote for the caption: "Mmmm...Cellular Peptide Cake ... with Mint Frosting!"
:)

Kammy said...

I said "a slice of shoulder, not bicep"

Brynwood Needleworks said...

Well, you finally did it! (Inspired me to comment I mean).
That Lenin cake has got to be the most tasteless (pun intended) idea yet. It creeped me out beyond description. Of course, the rat was bad, too...but eating a perfect repro of a corpse is just the worst!
I hope the little girl isn't asking for the moustache!
gulp...
Donna

delilah, the unruly helpmeet said...

In Soviet Russia, cake eats you!

Cora said...

"I think I saw him move"

Anonymous said...

Mommy...does eating him make me a cannibal?...and you said biting my sister was bad..at least I never put frosting on her and started slicing away!!!

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Dunno if this has been done yet but:

"In Soviet Russia, cake eats YOU!"

VillageMom said...

Egads! I think I liked the Harry Potter cakes better.

Bonniejean said...

Ленин! Я не знал, что они имели аромат Ленина. Теперь я застреваю с частью родинки Горбечова на моей пластине.

Phonetic: Lenin! Ya nee znal chto anee emeelee aromat Lenina! Tepehr ya zastrovayoo schastyoo rodenkee Gorbachova na mahyee plactenee.

Translation: Lenin! I didn't know they had Lenin flavor! Now I'm stuck with Gorbachev's birthmark on my plate!

GingerBedlam said...

Little girl: "He seems so life-like!" or "Mommy, it's like watching CSI!"

This is the closest thing to an autopsy being performed on cake that I have ever seen...or ever hope to see again. Although it does bring to mind the funeral cake debate that erupted when Micheal Jackson died...this is far more disturbing than any of those cakes could possibly have been.

WV: Lumented...the first cake appears to be lumented

Anonymous said...

Заполнение тапиоки взгляда Ohhh!

Translates to: Ohhh look tapioca filling!

Etiquette Bitch said...

ugh...i can't believe these actually got made. what kills me about the Lenin cake is that it looks like he's laying...in a cake, not a coffin. weird.

Taylor (My Older Brothers) said...

"See that blanket? I want what's Under Neat that."

"Is that Jamie Hyneman?"

"That's still better than the Michael Jackson cake we had last week. It was impossible to eat. It was all fondant."

"Comrade-ulations!"

"Is that a bullet in the neck? I thought he had that removed."

The Dunaway's said...

First thing I thought of..
"I'll choose my piece..I pick the nose" I guess gross caption goes with gross cake!!

Shell said...

Girl: "IT'S THE BEATING OF THAT HIDEOUS HEART! I mean, can I have his spleen?"

Julie said...

"Can I watch you cut into the gonads?"

Or...

"Watch out! He's going for the jugular!"

I definitely do like the "fava beans" remark tho.

WV: Asesse--"After he serves up the gonads, the asesse next"

VeggieT said...

"Do you mind if I throw up right here?"

or

"You CAN have cake AND death!"

Nicole said...

"Oooh, ooh, I call dibs on the clavicle!"

Mo said...

"When he said that no amount of political freedom will satisfy the hungry masses, I don't think this is what he had in mind as an alternative."

(My vote goes for Judy's above.)

Amanda Loughlin said...

the little girl is saying, "oh my gosh! he had a heart?!"

pegolas said...

"Daddy?!"

Muum said...

blurk. ycuck. blorg.

Kate said...

"Woooah...this is like that class trip to the morgue! This guy tastes much better! *nom nom nom*"

Anonymous said...

The Lenin cake is disturbingly well done. Did the bakery have "Lifesize replica of Lenin's body" on their list of cakes they could do? What occasion was this for!!

Anonymous said...

The Lenin cake should have been an entry on it`s own, everybody seem to forget sweet poor old cancer rat...

Mailman said...

No fair! Everyone gets a slice that's the same size!

Heidi said...

1. "Stop trying to feed me your Bolshevik."

2. "In Soviet Russia, cake eats YOU!!"

3. "Oh, my favorite! Red Terror!"

4. Wreckorator to shocked family:
"Oooh. You wanted PROFITEROLES, not PROLETARIANS."

Milo Bloom said...

"Excuse me, but aren't you Michael Palin from Monty Python's Flying Circus?"

jennie w. said...

"i've always dreamed of eating lapel!"

Katee-Leigh said...

"Just squirt the blood right here, baby"

cbhoff said...

No! Wait! He's not dead!
C. Bhoff

Chris said...

Little Girl: "Well, at least it's better than that cancer rat."

Mandy said...

"Tastes like chicken!"

WV: unmwads - the trouser-area serving *wink wink nudge nudge* of the Lenin-cake.

love2seeclay said...

Hey - I heard my mom say that she needed a piece of man meat once. NOW I understand..

elizabeth said...

I imagine the little girl saying "YAAAAAY!! Dead Commie is my favorite cake flavor! Can I get an eyeball?"

Is it sick and twisted that I hope this cake was made of red velvet? Probably.

Gabrielle said...

"Is it just me, or is it extremely odd that the server looks 20 years younger than the cake counterpart we are about to indulge in...*shudder*...maybe I'm not so hungry any more. No offense, food server, but I wouldn't want to eat you...dead or alive!"

Anonymous said...

Egads,that is a horrid cake. I thought it was bad in the first small pic, I was like "dead guy....ew". THEN I saw the other pics and realized it was life sized. *shudder*

Here I thought that life sized bride cakes were gross.....

drummerchick said...

"He looks SO much tastier than the Mao Tse Tung cake we had last year!"

Niki said...

"Oh my GAWD! He looks like Daddy!"

Amanda T said...

Wow! He is filled with preservatives! Mom...do I like the taste of embalming?

Pearl said...

Girl: "Comrade Lenin, your sacrifice to the proletariat...it looks delicious!"

Tiff said...

"Lemon Creme Lenin? This is the best meeting of the Fine Young Cannibals yet!"

Anonymous said...

"There's nothing better than a nice piece of a**."

Natalia said...

Go for the heart!

BillDarryl said...

"Oooh! Raspberry filling for the masses!"

Anonymous said...

"(Gasp) His blackened heart is made of chocolate lava cake! How realistic!"

-jt

Samantha Mary-Ann said...

.....i have no idea what i just looked at.

Bob Borst said...

Little girl in whispery voice: "I eat dead people"

Ruth said...

Can I have the whole arm?

n i l e e y said...

umm...who in the right frame of mind wanna bake and eat that cake in the first place?

Anyway, here's my caption :

"Can I have the heart please? I love hearts!"

Pam said...

"Mom, is this what Mr. Lenin meant when he wanted to feed the hungry masses?"



Love the glowsticks.

Amy said...

Nice. A corpse cake. Ugh.
~Amy B.

aflcmello said...

"Worst. 'Got Your Nose' Game. Ever"

"Who knew communism could taste so good?"

"USSRific!!!"

Kinsey Blaine said...

'I'm here to eat your brains, Lenin'
NOTL style

Cottagecheap said...

Little girl: I got a shoulder piece last time...NO fair!

Deray said...

Little girl:
"The spleen is not that high you dummy!"

North-Going Zaks said...

communist maniFEASTo

kestrellan said...

"GOSH, I HOPE IT BLEEDS. I like it when they bleed."

Lo said...

Little girl comment "Oh No, my piece is an eighth of an inch bigger than your piece - that will never do!"

jackie31337 said...

Miranda is my new hero for "fillet of dude".

Jared Crookston said...

I can totally see her saying "This is great! I'm totally saving this idea for Mom's funeral."

-Jared

Plain Jame said...

"Oh.My.Gosh. That mustache is all frosting! DIBS!!!"

Jenna said...

"No, I want a slice of his cold, dead heart!"

Princess Christy said...

Oh no no no no! I wanted his HEART. Not the suit over it. I want the heart with blood dripping from it!

Anonymous said...

Caption: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. I need a good piece of ass..."

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the old "Mommy, mommy" jokes:

"Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit Grandpa!"

"Shut up and keep digging!"

"Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts!"

"Shut up and keep eating!"

Rachie said...

guy with beard and glasses behind server: "Emily, this is just like we practiced in class. Dissection is the same whether human or frog."

girl: "OH. MY. GOSH. Don't be so gross, Dad. That's not even funny... AHHHH! he's bleeding! Oh? Red Velvet cake? Yes, please."

showbaby673 ~ LIZ said...

i think she's saying..."um...yeah, i uh....*THINK* i'll just have the ice cream...(*gulp*)....THANKS, though...."

Colleen said...

"No fair! He always gets the shoulder!"

Debbie Culpepper said...

"Wow, this cannabalism thing isn't nearly as gross as I thought it would be!"

Stacey B said...

"But I wanted the goatee!"

JoannaCos said...

Oh! He's a CAKE?!? Yeah, I'll just have some ice cream, thanks.

Anonymous said...

Mum! My cakes got hair in it!

Shake-N-Bake said...

That is seriously disturbing on so many levels . . . I think the little girl should be saying "Did he move? I think he moved!"

Demonica said...

"I want to eat his eyes!!"

MelindaB65 said...

"Can somebody give me a hand here? Hey, why are you giving me the cold shoulder?"

I thought that modeling a cake on living beings was disturbing. It turns out that using a corpse as inspiration is so, so much creepier.

jackie31337 said...

mr.ska said In Soviet Russia, mustache wears YOU!

I can't believe we got this far in the comments without an "in Soviet Russia" joke.... Which of course, naturally leads to: in Soviet Russia, cake eats you.

Heidi 'n' Jeff said...

{Deep excited breath} "Oh! Oppressive Communism!?! My favorite! With sprinkles too? Awesome."

Kalyn said...

"Hey! Can we get a cake like that when Grandma dies!!!!!"

Or at least that's what my daughter would've said. :)

jackie31337 said...

Never mind, I see the "in Soviet Russia, cake eats you" joke popped into a lot of other heads too once Mr.Ska opened that door.

LizH said...

Girl "This funeral is A LOT different from the one we went to last time!"

Sarah Carrico said...

"Augch! I got a tooth!"

Lis. said...

AHHH.... It's just cake. I thought it would bleed or something!!

Amberella said...

"I thought you said I couldn't have a guy's tongue in my mouth until I was 20!"

madamvonsassypants said...

"Stop Stalin and break me off a piece of that Lenin!"





:)

Svenn said...

So THIS is what happens when you combine Marie Antoinette with Communism.

Jean said...

Im pretty sure the girl is saying, "Am I really going to eat that!"

Christa said...

little girl: "MOOOOMMMMMM, I think he's still breathing!!"

Mandy said...

"Daddy?!"

drala625 said...

More Flesh Please.

Snobahr said...

The girl is singing, "Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svodbodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!" (Which is the first 2 lines of the chorus of the Soviet national anthem).

I love this blog.

puppatoons said...

"NO! No, comrade! Vant little pinchy nose, not overgrown mustache. "

rubian77 said...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, it's a CAKE!"

diddleymaz said...

Thanks for cheering me up, its raining,life is C*** and then Lenin Cake!! I really did LOL.
the little girl is saying
I want head!
when we had bunny mould blancmange my kids used to argue over the bum and the head

Anonymous said...

The girl is saying, "If he wakes up, should we stop eating him?"

Susan

Anonymous said...

Can I have a slice of Adam's Apple?...or should that be Lenin's Apple?

Debbi said...

"Judy said...

No Mommy I said I wanted a LEMON cake for my birthday!!!!"

Best. Caption. EVER.

If my vote counts, put me down for Judy!!!

madrobins said...

Caption:

"Grandpa? All these years Grandpa was a cake, and no one told me?"

Lis. said...

For my birthday, can we have a grandma cake?

Anonymous said...

Why on Earth would you need a cake that looks like Lenin?!? It reminds me of the preggo woman in the tub. Both are very disturbing... Ordering a case of the unicorn chaser now!

pbo said...

Is it going to bleed?

Phyllis

Laura said...

Little girl: "OMG! Sweet! Grandpa died and turned into cake! This IS heaven!!"

Jessica said...

I'm not easily grossed out, but that corpse cake nearly made me lose my breakfast.

Hilary said...

I said "lemon cake!"

MotherBeck said...

this was taken right before the vomit started to project out of her mouth...BLECH!!!!

Claire said...

Mmmmm. Cancer Rat.

Cxx

Anonymous said...

ooo ooooo I want the nose !

JohnnyB said...

"I don't think you understood ... I want his 'joint'."

moochmom said...

Unicorn Chaser...hysterical. I love that listed amongst the feel-good herbal ingredients you find GLITTER! I'm happy already!

Jezebel said...

Is it wrong that I'm hoping the dead Lenin cake is red velvet?

Kinsey Blaine said...

Lol! @ Amberella's comment :)

Jamie E said...

"Is this kosher?"

Annie said...

Let them eat cake!

Annie astonesthrowfrominsanity.blogspot.com

photoJENic said...

That's beyond wrecky....it's disgusting! I would eat the glow sticks before a piece of "dead man" cake. Bleck!

Ed said...

(singing) "Someone left the Bolshevik out in the rain ..."

Just Jim said...

My first comment was supposed to be a caption but I forgot to put the quotation marks.
So, for a second shot "Hrumph, it needs sprinkles"

Anonymous said...

"Oh, I wanted grandpa's rotor cuff"

Anonymous said...

Ewwwww, not the heart!

The Mayor said...

MUST...CRUSH...CAKE'ITALISM

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