tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post8858108795376299174..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Make Today MarryJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger81125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44345542797134489192011-06-08T18:59:52.690-04:002011-06-08T18:59:52.690-04:00Constipated Santa. I have to admit I laughed so ha...Constipated Santa. I have to admit I laughed so hard that I peed a little.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-87048611809459605762010-12-27T23:47:17.790-05:002010-12-27T23:47:17.790-05:00Well this was posted in 2009, so I'm sure you ...Well this was posted in 2009, so I'm sure you all know by now... but the "alue" cake actually says something about Santa at Epcot... yup... that's it. :DPandaluver21https://www.blogger.com/profile/10145385865111919843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-50619195848014684922010-12-24T10:38:11.711-05:002010-12-24T10:38:11.711-05:00Here's my guess on the Alue cake. I have no id...Here's my guess on the Alue cake. I have no idea where the Alue/Allie/Awe thing is supposed to fit into this, but I think maybe the rest of the cake is meant to say, "Ho ho ho my gosh, Santa's here!" Get it? It's a pun... sort of. Maybe it's for a kid named Allie, and it was really supposed to be "Ho ho ho my gosh, Allie, Santa's here!" Or something. Who knows, really? xDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12500552276875879582010-10-13T18:00:41.866-04:002010-10-13T18:00:41.866-04:00Constipated Santa looks like one of his eyes are a...Constipated Santa looks like one of his eyes are about to blow out! lol l) xxCupcakes Ladyhttp://www.cakeinabox.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-54095091306849220532010-06-09T13:46:55.644-04:002010-06-09T13:46:55.644-04:00Alue, My Gosh Sartas here??? It's an R not a...Alue, My Gosh Sartas here??? It's an R not an N, and no apostrophe either??<br />Alue? Awe? Allie? Will we ever know for sure?Dawnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-52924268998640714552010-04-21T13:05:22.452-04:002010-04-21T13:05:22.452-04:00that last santa made me laugh out loud!that last santa made me laugh out loud!Chava Malka Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12261507617830315267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-73207009932437028422010-04-03T10:44:25.344-04:002010-04-03T10:44:25.344-04:00I think the "Alue" cake says "Awe m...I think the "Alue" cake says "Awe my gosh gantas here" This websiteis so funny. I love it! Unfortunatly, I don't think there are any Wreckie bakeries in my town.:( Sob, sob,tear,tearAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4989824359357396862010-02-13T20:56:20.311-05:002010-02-13T20:56:20.311-05:00About the "Merry Xmas" cake. I know plen...About the "Merry Xmas" cake. I know plenty of my classmates who write in abbreviations like that. Hm, maybe my English teacher and parents have a point when they say too much texting is a bad thing.<br /><br />And as for the "alue my gosh" cake, maybe it was ordered. And maybe said orderie (yes, that is now a word) had a strong accent. And when said orderie showed up, they refused to buy the cake. So said cake was put out for sale. <br /><br />Either that, or the cake decorator was just stupid. And blind. At least half blind. Cause if that's the case, the decorator needs:<br />A. new glasses<br />B. new contacts<br />C. new guide dog (cause it looks like a dog did the writing)<br /><br />Mrry Xmas, wrckprtrs!<br />-MadisonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-88095910107609858752010-02-06T16:54:48.792-05:002010-02-06T16:54:48.792-05:00I have to say, the writing on that ugly brown crus...I have to say, the writing on that ugly brown crusted cake-like-foodstuffs, the one that says... Er... "Merry Curistmas"? The text on that is beautiful. Props to whoever wrote it, as it was probably one of the redeeming qualities of the cake-like object. :DShananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-17338703553398311972010-01-04T01:15:03.999-05:002010-01-04T01:15:03.999-05:00so so funny. my sides hurt. that little beetleju...so so funny. my sides hurt. that little beetlejuice santa sent me over the edge. thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-68093481846500788632010-01-01T20:53:37.112-05:002010-01-01T20:53:37.112-05:00My sister's middle name was Alu, which was clo...My sister's middle name was Alu, which was close. (No, she's not dead. She changed it a few years ago when she also changed her first name - and last name for that matter - to something that was more "her".) I think it means "potato" in Trinidad.Shawnahttp://www.shawnacameron.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-74905581613473475922009-12-30T20:19:34.494-05:002009-12-30T20:19:34.494-05:00I think ALUE may be Allie....not that it matters :...I think ALUE may be Allie....not that it matters :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-79277726624831081932009-12-29T14:34:28.217-05:002009-12-29T14:34:28.217-05:00an alternative to the alue= awe as in 'awe my ...an alternative to the alue= awe as in 'awe my god' that occurred to me was that perhaps alue was a misguided attempt to write 'alleluia' which is often found in catholic mass/ hymns, which is an alternate spelling for 'hallelujah'. but then the religiosity would be kind of out of place. so maybe it IS awe!Mademoisellelysshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01855997755580746320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28893773948063084012009-12-29T13:54:54.365-05:002009-12-29T13:54:54.365-05:00Constipated Santa is hilarious! His face is so pin...Constipated Santa is hilarious! His face is so pink! He also looks insane. <br /><br />But that snowman is adorable. Is he edible? or stuffed? <br /><br />Then what's with the pile of mushroom turds?<br /><br />And Santa's face is full of soot! WTF? How is that supposed to be appetizing?<br /><br />marry xmast, everyone!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19548216399040399462009-12-29T13:27:04.174-05:002009-12-29T13:27:04.174-05:00ALUE is AWE in..um... "blockish" letters...ALUE is AWE in..um... "blockish" letters.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06238545297867610166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-87197411309388117772009-12-28T20:35:57.921-05:002009-12-28T20:35:57.921-05:00Santa really takes a beating this time of year... ...Santa really takes a beating this time of year... I shudder to think what indignities the "New Year's Baby" is going to suffer in the next several days...BADKarma!https://www.blogger.com/profile/11385826733458544383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-76903243369545977692009-12-28T16:01:41.023-05:002009-12-28T16:01:41.023-05:00I'm not reading all the comments (64 at this p...I'm not reading all the comments (64 at this point) but did anyone else catch the "drumnset"? I'm assuming you meant to "space" when you hit the "n" instead. ;) Happy NewnYear! :) :) :)Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12984598059968605659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-81148213673113312072009-12-28T09:12:04.220-05:002009-12-28T09:12:04.220-05:00love the "i'm so sorry" - very docto...love the "i'm so sorry" - very doctor who. speaking of, did you see the end of time part 1?? eeeee!Summerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04931347005346331284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-68264458706915667672009-12-28T02:46:11.196-05:002009-12-28T02:46:11.196-05:00My pic is the 2nd one from the top...blue/green sn...My pic is the 2nd one from the top...blue/green snowman theme. That snowman is actually a plush toy, so it's not made of anything edible, unless you're a dog. Marry Christmas y'all! Woof!Michellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19833335057029780972009-12-28T00:47:59.138-05:002009-12-28T00:47:59.138-05:00I THINK the "alue" is "awe" I ...I THINK the "alue" is "awe" I could be totally off BUT it could be "awe my gosh Santa is here" or whatever it says... that's what I saw at least :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23125578168949727432009-12-26T21:36:36.139-05:002009-12-26T21:36:36.139-05:00Merry Christmas Jen & John!
I thought this ...Merry Christmas Jen & John! <br /><br />I thought this post was hilarious (not taking into account that I am now an official Wreckporter - HA!). Too bad about the little snowman - I thought he was very cute. Leave it to lousy "spelling" to ruin a pretty cake.lisadhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01680270109965535296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48425863552690070552009-12-26T15:58:16.584-05:002009-12-26T15:58:16.584-05:00I'm pretty sure it says "AWE my gosh Sant...I'm pretty sure it says "AWE my gosh Santa's here!" not ALUE. i may be wrong but i'm pretty sure. anyways, this post is hilarious as usualJules<3https://www.blogger.com/profile/12366196219498147552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65098997096206358892009-12-26T14:50:44.449-05:002009-12-26T14:50:44.449-05:00"Alue" is a reference to the Aleutian ch..."Alue" is a reference to the Aleutian chain of islands that are in our fine state of Alaska. The tale told is that the natives of these islands (known as "Aleuts") once believed in the fire god "Mygosh" who was responsible for much of the volcanic activity that is distinctive of this region. The Aleuts would offer sacrifices to Mygosh every December to appease him and prevent dangerous eruptions. "Ho-Ho-Ho" was the chant they would shout when they offered their sacrifice of cake to the angry fire god.<br /><br />Mygosh was said to be married to Santas, the Aleut god of reindeer. The cake was thought to calm Mygosh because Santas actually made pretty good cake (specializing in German Chocolate), and so offering Mygosh this sacrifice would reassure him that Santas still loved him.<br /><br />I hope this clears this up.Dr. Robhttp://distractible.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-2129357000524528892009-12-26T03:37:53.951-05:002009-12-26T03:37:53.951-05:00Merry chrisanuws? What? There is just... This post...Merry chrisanuws? What? There is just... This post makes me speechless. I lol'd indeed very much so. So much wtf!?Bilby P. Dalgytehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02655100106611072823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40050889333508280472009-12-26T00:09:59.809-05:002009-12-26T00:09:59.809-05:00I got your book as a Christmas present today! I li...I got your book as a Christmas present today! I literally read the entire thing immediately. I love, love, love it! Merry Christmas!Natalienoreply@blogger.com