I despise you all, you bunch of idiots. ;)
See? The little ;) shows I'm joking! ;)
Also, last I checked California was still attached. Just sayin'.
UPDATE: Yes, my loyal and attentive Wreckies, I DID see the apostrophe is in the wrong place on this cake. Rest assured I am not advocating some new radical apostrophe-placement coup. It's bad. Baaa-aad.
Q: Hey, what's better than a mean goodbye cake?
A: One that's misspelled! Duh.
"That's nice of you to say, but it does seem like you're a little biased, being the seller and all..."
Chris, Heather, Ellen F., Mike, & Erin M., are you guys still here?