I'll pause here to allow you time to grasp the magnitude of that statement.
Hats are a regular part of our lives. As such, we should cherish this regularity...
Like volcano eruptions:
Hey Mary R., Ellen B., Tonya M., Bridget E., Lindsey, ML, Erin G., Lindsey M., and Jo., no lie: it took me three months to realize that thing is supposed to be a hard hat.