I thought it couldn't get any worse. (At least not legally.)
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Well, That's Horrifying
Thursday, October 28, 2010
I thought it couldn't get any worse. (At least not legally.)
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 251 of 251 Newer› Newest»Reminds me of a Harlequin Baby. Now that's freaky.
How nice. I guess slipping a main entree like that into an oven would be very appropriate at a reunion of former Nazi extermination camp guards.
Rosemary's Beefy Baby.
Holy Mother of God that is scary!
A bacon diaper and glowing white eyes... super creepy.
Can't wait to see it with the ketchup on it though.
I was about to go get lunch, but I'm not hungry any more.
WV: exale. Pee the morning after a night in the pub.
I can't help it. I think it looks really good. For a meatloaf baby. With a bacon diaper. The person crafting it had some skills, though, I gotta say.
WV:topor What do you topor meatlaof baby with?
ummm, well that is just WRONG, no matter how you look at it. wrong, wrong, wrong!!!! BAD cook BAD.
This will haunt my dreams.
Glad I'm a vegetarian because I surely would be after viewing this.
You know, that bacon diaper will be much smaller after the "baby" is cooked (I can't believe I just typed that). There is surely not going to be enough coverage.
Mel - a terrified mom of two!
The maker of this "cake" needs therapy and a restraining order issued against him/her to protect the world's babies.
Oh.. my... Who thought that would be a good idea?
I think that's the worst thing I've ever seen.
And I agree with the first Anony... how do I unsee that?
ZOMBIE BACON CAKE BABY!!!!! AAAAAHAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (running screaming like a little girl).
AACK! It has zombie eyes!
This photo cracked me up! Here's one of a similar meat baby cooking.
Ugh that thing comes straight from the Uncanny Valley. Those eyes are so creepy. I'm so glad I saw this on my iPod touch instead of a regular sized computer screen because I'm not sure if my heart could handle seeing the picture full sized *shudder*
For those (like me) who had to go looking for closure, here's 2 links with cooked meatloaf babies (albeit not this particular one)- enjoy...
http://www.quirkycookery.com/2010/01/meat-loaf-baby-with-bacon-diaper-don.html
http://s468.photobucket.com/albums/rr46/xeno_texas/?action=view¤t=BabyMeatloaf.jpg&newest=1
I'm a medically required low-carb diet and have reached the point where the only meat I can stomach anymore is bacon.
Diaper-bacon on meat-baby has nearly ruined that.
Dear [deity], I need some brain-bleach or I'm going to starve....
*whimper*
ahhhhhhh WHYY????!
Here comes Pete,he's a meeaat puppet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VzWitgeU4
... WRONG...
Inconceivably, unquestionably WRONG.
I think that will haunt me forever.
Please... for the love of GAWD... tell me that is not meatloaf. I will never eat meatloaf again for as long as I live.
Wow, that has got to be the creepiest thing I've ever seen and I watch a lot of horror movies....lol
Geez, you'd think people had never seen a traditional Halloween Meat Baby before...
Honestly though, I'm kind of stuck in between horror and making one for my next party...
Reason #293 why I'm glad I'm a vegetarian: nothing I eat will remind me of this cake. Even so, it will be a long, long time before my brain feels clean again after seeing that photo.
I can only imagine the conversation that led up to making this:
"Honey, I have a modest proposal for dinner tonight."
Well that's creepy, what's worse is I want to see what the cooked version looks like. LOL
Maybe it is supossed to be Lady Gaga's baby. Hahahaha!
No, snarkygurl, you're not alone in wanting to what it looks like after it's been cooked.
As horrible as it is now (I couldn't quite believe my eyes when I waw it), I still can't help wondering how it looked after being in the oven.
Crispyyyy..........
wv: bleraden - that's how the eyes will look after cooking.
Husband: "Honey! Come and see what I made for dinner!"
Wife: silence... "That's not exactly what I meant when I said I was baby hungry."
it kind of looks like the person who plays Mini-me in the "Austin Powers" film
I need to remember not to check CakeWrecks right after eating.
That's terrifying :S
Looks delicious. :)
I wouldn't mind eating that.
Whoever did this did a great job. Everything is proportionate and well crafted. I'm with the other person who said I want to see what this looked like after it was cooked. I also want to know the story behind it; did they open the meat with the intention of making a meatbaby or were they forming the meatloaf and thought "Hmmm . . ."?
*screams*
*screams more*
The EYES! THE EYES!?!?!
*pause for gibbering*
Why? Why?!!!
A shrimp wrapped in bacon. My favorite. -Daniel (I do Birthdays.... will be here all week...)
I'm highly tempted to eat that.
O.M.G!!!! How did I MISS this one?!?!!? And how do I unmiss it???
erica: what? It's just a picture of Lady Gaga as a baby...
...normally I'd try to make a witty comment here...but nothing is coming to me.
All I can say now is that I have never been more thankful that I am a vegetarian. WOW. That is horrifying.
And people complain about undead cakes. I rather have undead cake than baby meat monster.
-Olivia
Guh, guh....
What went on in that sick person's head?
*stares at meatloaf baby one more time. pukes*
OH DEAR GOD WHY
It's now my profile pic on facebook, with a link back to you.
mmmm....bacon....yum
It looks like Mini Me from Austin Powers, quite creepy!
LMAO I wonder how the vegetarians feel about that, bring it to a PETA event that should be fun.
I really don't even know what to say to that.
They say, if you stare into your darkened bathroom mirror at midnight & say outloud "meat baby, meat baby, meat baby"...they find you dead the next day with your eyes missing...