"My boss made me sweep the floor, even though I didn't make the mess. So I swept up, and then made her a special cake...
"...which somehow got set out for sale.""You know that third time I asked you to spell 'congratulation' for me?
"I was totally messing with you."
"My watch is in there.""Sometimes I like to draw vaguely obscene things on cakes...
"...and then tell your kids they're Oompa Loompas."
"I've never seen Star Wars.""I told you it was a grill, but to be honest...
"I don't know what this is, either."Oh, and I licked the spoon."
"I really, really, REALLY....
"...don't like kids.""I told my managers it'll never happen again, but...
"...wait'll they see where I put Snow White!"Oh, and if you guys like Post Secret, check out Frank's tour schedule; he may be coming to a city near you!
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I love Cinderella as a T. Rex jockey! Very creative =).
These "secrets" are so much better than the PostSecret secrets (most of which seem self-indulgent, mean, or pointless to me).
I really want to know where Snow White is.
Interesting that the glass is "non-glare" on the display case in picture #7. Elmo already looks positively EVIL!
Shoes and bottles of nail polish on a cake. What a ... good idea.
Why.....
is there a cookie on Oscar's head.
http://arguingwithadoughnut.blogspot.com/
I am incredibly offended by that fourth cake. I don't know what it is but I know pornography when I see it. I'm sorry, but I will NOT read this blog again...
until this afternoon.
I must say that I really, really, really want an allegorical "Sleeping Beauty Conquers T-Rex" cake for my birthday. Aurora seems to symbolize the growing power of women to control their emotions. Or perhaps it's trying to tell us that there is strength in beauty.
At any rate, it touches something deep within me.
OMG! It's Cinderella, NOT Sleeping Beauty!! Damn, that cake is meaningless!
The Cinderella cake is awesome!
Putting the cookie on Oscar the Grouch's head instead of Cookie Monster's just adds to the confusion. And is the yellow one supposed to be Big Bird?
Aside from the fact that my retinas are burning from the sheer volume of flotsam on most of those cakes, I am also keenly aware of the fact that my nerdiness is showing. Here's a flash of it...close your eyes if you're squeamish...
That "Darth Vader" cake looks like The Beast from Krull.
The second cake is all wrong! It should obviously say, "It a byo!" :D
Word verification is "hoing." Take it from there... ;)
1. I see ice cream cones and... bits of egg? Olives? Whatever they are, they do not belong on a cake.
2. Whadya wanna bet they misspelled the doctor's name, too?
3. Wouldn't be so bad if more of it were edible. But I don't want to think of nail polish when eating.
4. I've looked at this from several angles and still haven't the faintest idea what it's supposed to be.
5. This might be an obscure character or a lawyer-friendly imitation. Okay design, but still not an appetizing color.
6. Seeing this right after the SW reference, I thought the brown thing in the upper left might be a Jawa. Maybe the rest of the cake represents some little-remembered floating platform.
7. I think the baker has anger management issues.
8. There was a "Dinosaurs" episode with the story of Cinderellasaurus, but... hmm, maybe it is a dream come true.
Where is Snow White anyway? The world may never know.
Great post today, as usual!
I'm still wondering what that vaguely obscene "Oompla Loompa" cake is even supposed to be....
I think the "Cinderella Taming T-REX" cake would have been awesome, if it hadn't been more plastic than cake!
I actually kind of love the T-Rex and princess one.
crying laughing. :)
What is #4 supposed to be? Because... yeah. Is this where I'm supposed to flounce?
wv:menderpe -- I probably shouldn't come up with a definition for that.
I am filled with sadness and horror. And a few chuckles...
Lol at the freaky-ass cupcakes and not liking kids. They mustn't, right?
(I just used the word mustn't.. does ANYONE ever do that any more?)
And I'm with Elissa - used to love PS, but now it is just disturbing or unsettling. Just MHO.
LMAO! A Little People Noah is on the tower!!! I betcha it's full of lead.
Are those Snow White's intestines strewn about artfully?
and @SuBee...AHAHAHAHA!
WV: conesing - the technique of adding random ice cream cones to a cake
Did anyone else notice that, on the four glaring heads picture, there is a sticker that says GLARE-FREE GLASS?? Irony? Yes, I think so.
Little known fact about Cookie Monster: NOT a fan of Oreos.
Angry Elmo says: Yeah, Elmo loves his Goldfish! His Crayon, too. Don't think Elmo won't cut you!
Pardon my ignorance, but what is "Bettercreme"?
I am still pondering the 4th cake- 30 minutes later. Um,... No clue - nada - ziltch. I mean, I see what I think I see, but can't justify it in my receptors that female parts are really what they were meant to be. Anyone have ANY other POSSIBLE explanation for that cake? Anyone? My sanity may be on the line here....
BEST spelling of congratulations EVER!!! Just makes it that much richer that it was for a Doctor. The flowers were pretty, though.
And I must be really slow today because I didn't identify those four colorful blobs as Sesame Street characters. I'll blame the rain.
another vote for Cinderella riding a T Rex!
It is a shame that someone's intestines got spilled all over the CinderellaRex cake!
#3 - while cotton balls don't actually grow on vines, i admire their natural fiber content choice
I laughed out loud at some of your commentary today. And the vaguely obscene one? You have a dirtier mind than I! I can't figure out WHAT it was supposed to be.
PS. I think you should be guest judges on Top Chef Just Desserts.
This was very fun! LOVE the Cinderella one!!!
I'm surprised that there hasn't been any mention of the entrails on the Cinderella cake. Oh, wait! That's where Snow White is!
WV: nonis - Web blogs - nonis as good as Cake Wrecks!
Non Glaring glass. I'm rolling here.
And the NC-18 cake, wow. Which STD caused all the dots?
I have to say, I find the last cake hilarious, and not in the "OMG it's so awful it's funny!" way as with most of these cakes. If I wasn't skeptical about the cake to plastic ratio, I would totally be bothering my husband to get me one for my birthday.
What I really love is the way it says "non-glare glass" right in front of all the glaring little heads!!!
*giggles* I guess monsters can't read since it does say non-glare glass!!!!
Cinderella + T-Rex = Frakin' Awesome!
The obscene cake reminds me of a Phillis Diller joke - I went to the doctor because I kept feeling a pain in my left boob. It ended up being my trick knee.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that wants that Cinderella/T-rex cake! That, and I sorta wanna hang out with the decorator :)
To Milk Maid:
Bettercream contains no butter! It's made without cream!! It lasts forever and will never, ever go bad. It simply is better.
Also, you can use it to grout your bathroom tiles.
#6: I wasn't thinking dismembered muppet heads, I was thinking PacMan ghosts, and someone tried to give each one a distinct personality.
[The non-glare glass totally works--it's a very clear shot. But it's only for displaying food? Do they have problems with people cleaning food cases with sludge? Glass is one of the most impervious materials around--what KIND of 'cleaning' solution would damage it?!]
#7 What happened? Ariel's display-only cake is more-or-less appropriate, barring the Noah/Triton confusion and the fact that it's Primarily Plastic Parts. Were they attempting to depict lava flows? Volcanism and dinosaurs aren't exactly related, but it's a better connection than Renaissance princesses.
I think the cookie is supposed to be the garbage can lid....but I may be reaching. The obscene cake boggles my mind, I can't figure it out!
Just when I think you can't make me love you any more, you combine my weekly guilty pleasure with my daily one! Cake Wrecks *and* Post Secret? You just turned an in-law drama day into a B.A.D. day! <3
WV- Chotskin: The spotty condition plaguing the obscurely obscene cake.
I LOVE the last cake. I get so tired of watching female Disney characters wait around for a man to take charge and fix the situation. Now THAT's a Cinderella who is taking charge!
CONCRALLRTIONS? Seriously, is that the best stab you can take for CONGRATULATIONS?
#4 - My first reaction was like yours; indecent at best. After much consideration, I'm thinking maybe it is a comet and 2 shooting stars with more stars speckled in the background???
Wow, what a fantastic collection of cakery gone wrong. Elmo's actually more pissed than oscar!! And why does big bird have m&m's on his head?
(To quote my husband: Is that all you got out of that?)
The Cinderella cake was cool!! The "female parts" cake was gross~why BROWN? Don't they know we are ALL pink in the middle?!
I think they need to go to the Automatic Confessional!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmQM9cDPHk
Thank God that last cake is "For Display Only"--the childhood nightmares it would cause!
If you read No.2 out loud, that's what you'd sound like if you'd been celebrating the birth and decided to order a speshul cellaboratory...celleborationary...
celebri...congara...concra...best wishes cake....
i too must profess my love for the cinderella t-rex cake minus the lava/entrails around it.
and i must say as some other commenters pointed out also enjoy the irony of the glaring ?cupcakes? in the non-glare glass.
the mystery cake will forever remain a mystery i think....maybe strawberries???
wv: snethie-wherever the wreckerator put snow white sure is snethie
Next year I'm getting Cinderella riding a T-Rex on my birthday cake.
Suzanne that is exactly what I was gonna say!!
SuBee I snorted out loud. What the heck IS that thing anyway?!! Majorly failed anatomy lesson plus chicken pox?
One of the funnier things in the post is the little "Cleaning Instructions" on the window:
"Clean with clean water or damage to food product will occur.."
Um.. Sort of scary that someone has to be TOLD to use clean water to clean..
WV: disesses; What you might get if you don't use clean water to clean.
i find the cinderella/t rex cake intriguing, however it looks to me as though cindy is to be sacrificed to the volcano god.
i don't know...
wv: publesua???
The obscene one? If you squint it kind of looks like two people holding two lightsabers fighting bigfoot. Maybe?
I think #7 are the ghosts from PacMan. In the 80's cartoon, they all wore hats. It's just a guess, and it doesn't justify the cookie dandruff on the blue one.
I need to know what #4 is. I can't move on.
LOVE Cinderella and T-Rex!
I think that's the best cake I've ever seen!
I think #7 are the ghosts from PacMan. In the 80's cartoon, they all wore hats. It's just a guess, and it doesn't justify the cookie dandruff on the blue one.
I need to know what #4 is. I can't move on.
My 8yo son saw the cinderella jockey cake and said "Wow, that is a COOL cake Mom!" LOL
Funniest post in awhile! So many WTF is that?? cakes, and I love the angry muppet heads and Cinderella riding the T-rex! Awesome!
I swear I thought those mean looking mini-cakes were labeled "bittercream"
Cinderella riding the dinosaur is the most awesome thing ever.
Our 4YO's birthday is coming up next month, and she would love it! It combines two of her favorite things: princesses and giant, bloodthirsty reptiles (it's a small kid thing).
If I can possibly manage it, I'm going to do my best to reproduce this for her birthday.
"The Princess and the T" = WIN
wv: pupects = Do I need to get out the pupects and spell it for you?
Thanks for real true belly laughs this morning!!! My bellies needed them--brain did too. Cinderella, Rex Wrangler, just plain gives me hope.
And I had to make some snorty noises out of my nose. MOST EXCELLENT....
Wv: menestr. OK, I can take a hint. "Father, if it evolves into a smack down between T Rex and Cinderella, then T Rexy and the Little Mermaid or finally the big T-ster against
Paris Hilton, who would the Bishop back??!
Okay, like every other little girl born in the last 50 years or so, I grew up watching Cinderella. I love that movie, but it would have been totally better one of Cinderella's little mice friends got turned into a dinosaur and eaten the evil step mother/sisters.
And I totally didn't get the Sesame Street thing until I read other people's comments. Heh. I guess I need to spend more time tending my nephews.
wv: waters (really!) You use clean waters to wash the glare-proof window.
#4- um, yeah. It is vague, and seems obscene. I think. Or it's just snow. Falling. Around a brownish flame?
I give up.
the cake with the fork and spoon...try this: point your index fingers at each other ==><== like that. raise them to eye level. at a certain point, they make your eyes cross, and you see three fingers, but the one in the middle has two tips, like this ==><=><==. the cake with the fork and spoon looks like someone did that with two...not fingers.
I spotted the T-Rex/Cinderella Cake while getting deli meats at Harris Teeter. My wife was wondering what-in-the-heck I was laughing at. Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought it was great.
I picture the phone call...
We want a dinosaur themed cake." When picking up cake, "Oh yea, it's for a girl."
Here's a thought-- #4 could be white star pasties on a stripper's (hairy) chest with body glitter. I have no idea.
Also, is that Moses on the tower of the Cinderella/T-Rex cake?
P.S.: Oh, and you posted this on my Birthday! :)
LOVE Cinderella riding the T-rex!
If you ever decide to do a Cake Wrecks Tarot deck, you can use that one for the "Strength" card.
oh, gawd. any idea what cw3 is really supposed to be?
Okay, so that last one is actually kind of awesome. Wreckorator, you did good and you should feel good.
I really want to know what the vaguely obscene one was supposed to be though.
OK, I'm going to give it a shot.
#1 is a pimento loaf cake. Tasty, no doubt.
#4 is 2 tiny snowmen doing their saber dance in the snow, in front of their big red spaceship. It's a religious/ceremonial snowman thing.
#6 is a prototype of the first straightjacket/lifejacket combo. For some reason it didn't take off.
I also want a Cinderella T-Rex cake for my birthday now. All I have to add about #8 is that Snow White has a lot of guts.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
My word verification was "doomy" Take that any way you please.
Non-glare glass... clean with clean water.. oh darn.. no clean water available.
I think the cookie on Oscar is suppose to represent a garbage can lid... can't you see it? Mwaaahaaaa!
"Bettercream contains no butter! It's made without cream!! It lasts forever and will never, ever go bad. It simply is better.
Also, you can use it to grout your bathroom tiles."
LOL!!! I know, some of those products are scary. I actually have a carton of bettercreme in my freezer.
Oh and I agree with wanting to hang out with the decorator who created the t-rex cake, and the noah on the princess tower cake. Must be an interesting person. Although Im sure she was laughing when she made it. it couldnt have been a serious attempt at a cake.
number 5 looks like some of the masks on warriors of the wind.
This post was great. I'm glad I kept reading even after the first one made me want to throw up.
I never knew Snow White had such a dark side; she's like a dino dominatrix!
Today's post is killing me! Too funny. Comments were hilarious, especially SueBee and Caroline B!
Thanks guys!
Andrea
wv: allobbut: Wreckerator:"How many of these plastic pieces should I put on the cake?" Co-wrecker: "allobbut!"
#1 - eh? Yeah, floor sweep - too bad they didn't sweep it under the rug.
#2 - Yikes. Hooked on Phonics will not help this wrecker.
#3 - I think my eyes exploded.
#4 - call me naive, but I'm getting nothing. Well, almost nothing.
#5 - Krull. Yeah. Gotta be it, especially with the black licorice rope for details.
#6 - Um. I wasn't planning on using the spoon, so I don't care.
#7 - Oscar is leading the pack to recolt against wreckerators... I swear. Love the 'non-glare' glass and the instructions for clean water. Must be a lawyer gumming up the store somewhere.
#8 - wow, a lot of cake on today's post. Seriously, I have a demented granddaughter, she thinks this is awesome and has asked me to make it for her next birthday. GIRL POWER!!!
WOW ... I guess I live a sheltered life. I'm still searching to find a wreck to send in - what are the odds!!
~~Di
I'm glad for the world but embarrassed for myself that I seem to be the first one who believed you that this was a "confessions of the wreckerators" entry. I read and looked at the entries with increasing horror, wondering how people could do such things, and then confess them to you for you to display.
I think it will be funnier the second time I read it.
msyendor said...
"The Princess and the T" = WIN
Oh, thank you for that!!!
#1 At first glance, I seriously saw olives and prosciutto. But then there were ice cream cones and I thought, well THAT can't be right...
#4 WHAT IS IT?
#7 Does Big Bird have a mustache?
I love the one with Cinderella riding the T-Rex. I'm afraid that Snow is inside the critter, though.
That last one is totally not a wreck. It's awesome :D
Upon looking at Cinderalla T-Rex, cannot...contain...aneurism...
BOOM!
That was my brain. It went 'splodey.
Long time reader, but I have to say that these are about the worst cakes I've ever seen posted on here. . . . except that last one. THAT one, I'd buy, I wouldn't eat it, though. I think I'd just continue to gaze at it in wonder and appreciation.
Half those cakes aren't even identifiable.....
The one with the spoon is upside down.
I love the strong-woman implications of Cindarella and the TRex (kinda like Disney twit meets Munsch's paperbag princess and smartens up?)... which counteracts nicely the wreckerator who assumes that women like Victorian-era clutter of flowers, purses, shoes, bows and nailpolish.
I agree, that's got to be one of the "best" mis-spellings of Congratulations in a long time.
And I think I have a dirtier mind than many here because I had *no* trouble coming up options for with what that suggestive cake could be! (Should I be worried??? Nahhh, it had me LMAO) I'd post them but (a) I'd be worried about offending people, or (b) a kid reading it. I will say to jengersnap: I'd vote the one that causes a burning sensation ;)
PS John-- anti-glare eye glasses have a special coating, so you have to be careful about cleaning them. Maybe that case too? (And thanks to the commmenters who noted the irony for those of us who missed it!
This TOTALLY made my day! Cinderella, T-Rex jockey is fabulous!
Any chance #6 is a picnic basket, with a bottle of wine on the left and the fork and spoon on the right?
I think I got a crick looking at #4 from every possible angle, and I STILL don't know what it is. Inquiring minds NEED to know!
For those pondering the spots on number 4, two words for ya: "Shaving" "rash".
Love, love, love the Cinderelly cake (and ROTFLOL at reader comments too)!!!
Picturing the carrot jockey cake in front of it: that...would...be...AWESOME! Cinderalla riding T-rex with her naked mohawk-baby carrot jockey army - she is the supreme bettercreme ruler of all cakedome! That's a cake I want! Bippity-boppity-boo!
I have to point out the little sign by Ariel - it's a display cake and not for consumption. The lawyer must have been there too ('cuz someone ate Snow White and sued).
wv: menisedu. Hey men is ed u? How's ed goin'? I'm lookin' at some caxe.
I am absolutely astonished that nobody has put in dibs for the Cinderella/T Rex cake as a wedding cake. Or at least a groom's cake.
(Please DON'T DO IT!)
I'm making that Cinderella on a T. Rex cake for my daughter's next birthday. Seriously. Love. it.
Marie
Wait... so cake #4 makes it through and the dong cake needs to be censored? What's with that?
#4 has me stumped. Maybe some piece of plastic flotsam fell off to make it make more sense. I don't want to think about what that flotsam might have been...
Oh. My. Goodness. That suggestion for Cinderella on the T Rex with the carrot jockey army is the best idea EVER!
Someone cleverer than me should make that cake, STAT!
Okay; I know the ta-tas sag when they get old, but the model must've been 150 years old.
Somehow I feel like more people will be asking for their favourite Disney Princess riding a dinosaur this ... cake season?
I'd love to see Snow White and her dwarves riding a bronto... brachhio... whatever that dinosaur with the really long neck is called.
Oh dear god, who is hiring these bakers
I actually like the Cinderella/T-Rex cake. That would make a great combo cake when I have a combo birthday for my son and daughter!
Cinderella riding a T-Rex?! Are you kidding me?!?! Most awesome cake ever!
love the heads with eyes
I think the second cake might actually have been semi-intentional. "it's a boy" suggests a baby, so con-crall-ations might have been intended as con-crawl-ations. Either way misspelled, but possibly in a completely different way!
On the first cake, the sticker on the side of the container looks like it says "Village Bakery Corp" and "Vanilla Ice Cream". Price is either $21.99 or $51.99.
wv: sionse -- Wanted: cake decorator. Must have Bachelor of Sionse degree, with a major in cake decorating and a minor in creative writing.
Anon @ 4:42 is so right! "Cinderella riding T-Rex with her naked mohawk-baby carrot jockey army - she is the supreme bettercreme ruler of all cakedom! That's a cake I want! Bippity-boppity-boo!"
I couldn't have said it better myself. My birthday's coming up next month-- I've got some cake-ordering to do.
of course the "vaguely obscene" one is from kroger....... ptooey!
Is it wrong that I'm absolutely loving the last cake?
I think the "obscene cake" may have been an attempt at the wooly mammoth from Ice Age, and those two white arches are his tusks. It's snowing, and he caught two snowflakes.
I love how the cupcakes manage to glare at you, even through the non-glare glass.
If I don't get a t-rex + princess cake for my birthday this year, I may cry.
Was that obscene cake done by Jack the Ripper?
Lol at that last cake.. I really don't want to even try and find out where they put Snow White.. though I suspect she drowned in dino poo. Poor thing such a tragic ending.
Can I please ask what in the hell is on top of the first one?!? I can't figure it out :-/
That last one is NOT a Cake Wreck. There is nothing wrecky about anyone riding a T-Rex. Not even a Disney Princess.
{Also, my captcha for this post has a real word: "tries!")
I put the image on #4 into PSP turned it upside down. For a moment the white things looked like Mickey Mouse heads on top of a large pair of calipers and there appears to be writing in the brown yoni shape.
Finally I realized the truth.
The decorator was on serious drugs.
#1 My stomach is totally offended by this one. It's asking me not to read this blog again. Too bad I'm not listening... I see stuffed olives, lettuce, bits of red pepper and two ice cream cones. I shudder to think what might be inside... This must have come from Mrs. Cropley's bakery.
#3 Just too subtle for my taste.
#4 No.
#5 Scary monster + doily = "Luke... I am your aunt."
#7 Oy! "Bettercreme". I totally wanted these things until I read that. Ok, not so much. Sounds like something Basil would try to foist on the health inspector: "Soy beans and essence of cow."
The 'non-glare glass' doesn't seem to be working, judging by those expressions. And it has to be cleaned with clean water. Why so picky? I've always used farm runoff.
"Here kids, have some food product! It's made with bettercreme! Kids? Where did you go?"
#8 This is actually a set model for Disney's edgiest movie yet: 'Cinderella: The Final Conflict'. "No more pumpkin coach for me -- this time I've got a real ride! Now where are those stepsisters?!"
Note the cameos by 'Ariel' and one of the 'Seven Dwarfs' -- cartoon characters have to take whatever gigs come along, it seems.
Cindy is of course riding a T-Wrecks.
This is so effing hilarious :D
I laugh every time when I wisit this site :DD and your comments are extremly funny.
can't believe what people can do or write on cakes...
I recommended this site to all of my friends.
cheers from Croatia!
Anon @ 4:42 "Cinderella riding T-Rex (or T-WRECKS a la Craig at 4:25) with her naked mohawk-baby carrot jockey army - she is the supreme bettercreme ruler of all cakedom! That's a cake I want! Bippity-boppity-boo!"
FTW!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who is reminded of The Dresden Files novel Dead Beat? (how's that for geek cred?)
#7 was Sesame Street?I thought someone went old skooly and made FryGuys.
Another thumbs up for Cinderella and T. Rex. Best of all is the "For Display Only" sign right behind it!
Lori
I want that Cinderella riding a dinosaur! That is an awesome cake.
*lol* My 2 year old daughter spotted the Cinderella T.Rex jockey and now wants a Cinderella Dinosaur cake like that... :D
Never thought I'd see cakes like these.What ever happened to just your old average white,or chocolate cake?...Hahahaha..:)
Wait...what the knob is "Bettercream"? Is that like "I like bread and better?" or "You're butter-off not knowing what goes into our icing?"
Poor Seth...
I love that last cake so much. I especially love the intestines wrapped around both sides of the Cinderella-Dino duo
Cinderella/T. Rex: Tell me that is not a toilet paper roll!
Lol...I love how the cakes are made from "Bettercream"
Had to make a comment just to comment on the word verification: gynarrab - don't know what it is, but pretty sure #4 experienced it!
Maybe that last one was a request...
CAKE BUYER: "I want a cake for twin's birthdays...She loves Cinderella, and he loves dinosaurs. Is there any way you can do a cake with Cindarella AND Dinosaurs on it...and kinda make it go together?"
CAKE DECORATOR: "Yo...no problem! I got just the thing!"
Cinderella cake is only topped by an episode of "Venture Brothers" where there is a cowboy riding a T-rex and shooting a flame thrower! Awesome!
I have to say, I would have loved the Cinderella riding a t-rex cake. :3
If someone got me a cake with Cinderella riding a Tyrannosaurus, I would be absolutely thrilled. This would be particularly true if someone got me what I really want for my birthday - wasted.
Snow white...riding a dinosaur...only on cake Wrecks could this happen! Great stuff xx
That Cinderella riding a T-Rex cake is AWESOME! It is the very epitome of Awesome! It is what the word "awesome" was invented to describe!
Awesome!
Oohhh... they're supposed to be SESAME STREET characters.
I didn't even realize that until I read the comments.
So, is it me or does the "grill" one look amazingly like the "father's day santa suit" wreck, only upside down???? LOL!!!
I suspect that both the Trex cake and the Princess Castle cake behind it are BOTH demonstration cakes. For those who don't know, these demo cakes are usually done by the distributors of the deco-kits, on a styrofoam base with royal icing. If you leave any demo cake out where customers can reach them, they will get fingers stuck in them and have the various bits removed and/or moved around. I work in a bakery and some customer stole the princesses off of our Princess Castle cake (I work in a grocery store bakery and it happened after the bakery was closed) I think someone moved the Cinderella from the castle cake to the t-rex one. That would also explain the noah/abraham figure on the castle.
The end photo..is that cake or plastic?
What's up with the bottom cake?