Which is why I, as a girl, think it would be hilarious if you substituted all the beer and bacon with beer and bacon cakes, like this one. Just think how pleased the guys will be at the surprise!
Sometimes I think a vegan named these things. "Haha! I will name THIS one 'jowl butt,' so NO ONE will EVER want to eat it! Mwuhahahahaa!
Now, who wants some niiice fresh asparagus?"
Tip #3: Sometimes it helps to channel your inner Freddie.
Tip #4: Or, if you're like me and subscribe to the "no guts; too gory" philosophy of food, try the all-inclusive cooking method:
I don't know why. Just...don't.
Bonus: When you're done, you'll have a lovely centerpiece!
Never mind all that, though, because the important thing to remember here is the glory of bacon.
Apparently it even makes 40 better. Although what that has to do with a mountain range at sunset is beyond me.
Julie B., Kellie B., Jade B., Dorota, Monica I., & Melissa C., notice how I didn't say anything about head cheese? Yep. Some lines you just don't cross.