Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I Respectfully Disagree

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I can think of a few things that might make Chuck Norris cry:

1) Seeing this cake

2) Having his body in the position pictured (since his spinal cord would have to be severed from twisting 180 degrees).

3) Realizing that his fan base has degenerated into noodle-armed cubicle-dwellers who honestly think the only difference between them and him is a big gun and a pair of 80’s aviator glasses.

Sorry, Chuck.


UPDATE: Many thanks to alert reader Penny for pointing out the spelling mistake on "doesn't"! [wiping eyes] My little Cake Wrecks readers - all grown up and spotting errors on their own!
Artamuse said...

You find bizarre his position ...I agree But I find more bizarre what is written on the cake! what a lovely and nice wish :)

Kevin said...

OMG. Can't remember how I found you, but I SO adore your blog. Thanks for all the intensely needed laugh-until- I-cry moments.

Just hoping none of MY cakes show up here.

Poptart said...

So is this cake *for* Chuck Norris, or just *about* Chuck Norris? Also, that isn't even Chuck - where's the beard?

Penny said...

I think the spelling of doesn't would make him cry too.

Keep up the good work! Thanks for finding horrible cakes for everyone to laugh at!

giz said...

I just recently stumbled on this blog - omg you're hysterical. Where do you find this stuff?

Steph said...

I have $10 that this cake is for a pre-pubescent boy and that his parents own a confederate flag.

Also, I'm probably related to said pre-pubescent boy.

rptrcub said...

Will someone stop this whole "Chuck Norris doesn't" meme? Now, pls? It's 32 different flavors of FAIL.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

Is anyone else bothered by a cake sentiment that is basically scolding the birthday boy? They might as well have written "and clean your room!" on it as well.

TheWantonSeedStitch said...

OMG! WHERE is Chuck Norris's facial hair? WTF?

RJ said...

For more bonus points of badness note that the "Chuck Norris" on the cake looks a lot more like Rambo-era Sylverster Stallone than it does (or is that "doses"?) the Chuckster.

badfae said...

Denigrated? Did you mean "degenerated"?

Also, that's totally not Chuck Norris...and that's the *least* of this cake's problems. Ouch.

I just discovered this weblog today, and I love it. I knew there were some scary cakes out there, but I hadn't realized how many...!

Jen said...

badfae,

Erm, [flipping through dictionary] well, "denigrated" IS a word, but I think you're right: I should have used "degenerated" instead. Heh. Whoops?

Good catch. Now stop making me look bad.

;)

fried-flamingo said...

Best Blog ever!

Also why is Cuhck Norris wearing rose pink lipgloss?

devin-chain said...

And is that a tampon? Is he planning to roundhouse kick a tampon? Really?

Amy said...

The "tampon" is number candles -- and, judging by their shape, I don't believe the recipient is pre-pubescent, as steph contends...

sajmom said...

I thought Chuck Norris looked Asian on the cake. And also very pretty. I think his arms are the only manly part of him on this cake.

Anonymous said...

I count fourteen candles as well as the number ones.

So presumably, yeah, not prepubescent.
Scuse me while I die laughing now.

Anonymous said...

I like to think that they EXPECT the birthday boy to cry, so they're basically telling him not to be a crybaby ON HIS VERY OWN CAKE.

Chelsea said...

Did anybody else notice that the "bullets" being shot at him more closely resemble tampons?

Get Off My Lawn! said...

Hello! It doesn't even look like him. That's Benecio del Toro for Chrissake!

Anonymous said...

I really love the pink handle on the gun... definitely one of Chuck's trademarks.

Mallory said...

I know it's an oldie, but Chuck's beard is missing! That's the biggest wreck of this cake :U

vampirefriends said...

Guess who shares Chuck Norris' birthday!

*shifty eyes*

No, not talking about Osama Bin Laden.

*shifty*

ME!

Does that make me cool yet?

Mallie said...

Chuck Norris looks like David Gest, "dosesn't" he?

Anonymous said...

And here I was, thinking Neo from The Matrix was starting to come out of the closet!

Haiku Joy said...

Ole Swivel-Hips Chuck:
wonderful at kids' parties.
Therapists concur.