Friday, July 18, 2008

The Airbrush: Saving Cake Decorators from Decorating for Over 10 Years

Friday, July 18, 2008


Someone really needs to pry the airbrush out of the hands of these cake decorators; it’s impeding the art. I can almost see the commercial now…

“Spending too much time designing and decorating your cakes? Want a fast, easy way that requires absolutely no forethought? Buy an airbrush! Yes, folks, that’s right: just load any random color in this little beauty and spray away to your heart’s content – no rhyme, reason, or pattern necessary! Is your cake lop-sided? Icing cracking or runny? Are you artistically challenged, or even color-blind? NO PROBLEM!! Once your customers see that you actually own a food-grade airbrush, they’ll have to think you’re a pro! So call today!"

This unhealthy dependence may call for a nation-wide intervention, folks.
Banana said...

I think those rainbows are kinda purdy. I like rainbows.

Hey, imagine if the guy who made the knockoff braveheart cake had an airbrush cake thing! haha!

TheCourteousChihuahua said...

I find the cake tumor in the lower left corner more offensive than the airbrushing, but all-in-all, some little girl would probably like this!

giz said...

Poor Molly - how WILL she ever show her face in public again.

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Amber said...

Wow. I've just looked through all of your archives (of which I was wishing there was more of) and was relieved to see none of my cakes featured. ;) Fabulous site. My new favorite.

Anonymous said...

I would need sunglasses to eat that cake...

Anonymous said...

OMG................
Just looked at the above link.
I don`t really want the answer, but still I ask WHY

Jen said...

Sorry - had to remove the comment with the cake link in it; it was pretty graphic and gory. [blechh!]

Iron Chef Kosher! said...

That cake - it actually HURTS to look at it!! Maybe it was intended to be an exaggerated hippie joke of sorts?

Poptart said...

WTF when did these people get hold of my "bored at work" MS paint file?

Tephlon said...

The lettering on the other hand is near perfect. I'm guessing that was done by the senior cakemaker... :-)

Brandi said...

You should see what those vandals also did to the cake owner's garage!

Vegan Mama said...

this cake is more offensive than the birthing cake. .. at least we didn't need sunglasses to view the birthing cake. . .egads!

SicklyBug & Cassaendra said...

While it's a sad looking cake to haev paid for, nothing about the cake made me say WTF until I saw the candle layout.

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Anonymous said...

Candles are a bit suspect but I think it's a cute cake!

Leslie Coplen said...

I actually thought it was cute in a Hello Kitty kind of way.....BUT 15 candles, in a row? They just take away and distract from the candy flowers.

Brianna McCarthy said...

I dig it!
It's really colourful...trippy but pretty.

Lady said...

I like it!! It's trip-a-delic!

Haiku Joy said...

Who wreckerated
rainbow-rastic cake?
Alice B. Toklas.