tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post6274584148045980790..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: I Respectfully DisagreeJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-88757557322065056972011-07-12T13:52:23.989-04:002011-07-12T13:52:23.989-04:00Ole Swivel-Hips Chuck:
wonderful at kids' part...Ole Swivel-Hips Chuck:<br />wonderful at kids' parties.<br />Therapists concur.Haiku Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17322600597020585833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-53536624952514676762010-03-24T01:31:11.467-04:002010-03-24T01:31:11.467-04:00And here I was, thinking Neo from The Matrix was s...And here I was, thinking Neo from The Matrix was starting to come out of the closet!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-55653976358660975582009-11-03T11:16:22.371-05:002009-11-03T11:16:22.371-05:00Chuck Norris looks like David Gest, "dosesn&#...Chuck Norris looks like David Gest, "dosesn't" he?Malliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02591807616531734969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-24710002189503461502009-03-12T16:08:00.000-04:002009-03-12T16:08:00.000-04:00Guess who shares Chuck Norris' birthday!*shifty ey...Guess who shares Chuck Norris' birthday!<BR/><BR/>*shifty eyes*<BR/><BR/>No, not talking about Osama Bin Laden.<BR/><BR/>*shifty*<BR/><BR/>ME!<BR/><BR/>Does that make me cool yet?vampirefriendshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05808708539309330525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-76386158123371755332009-01-27T00:57:00.000-05:002009-01-27T00:57:00.000-05:00I know it's an oldie, but Chuck's beard is missing...I know it's an oldie, but Chuck's beard is missing! That's the biggest wreck of this cake :UMaohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10372117118259881209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25740359575963399952008-09-28T17:38:00.000-04:002008-09-28T17:38:00.000-04:00I really love the pink handle on the gun... defini...I really love the pink handle on the gun... definitely one of Chuck's trademarks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-21716744835906442582008-09-11T00:11:00.000-04:002008-09-11T00:11:00.000-04:00Hello! It doesn't even look like him. That's Ben...Hello! It doesn't even look like him. That's Benecio del Toro for Chrissake!Hermeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16382395307827072366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-36947418724635059992008-09-04T00:43:00.000-04:002008-09-04T00:43:00.000-04:00Did anybody else notice that the "bullets" being s...Did anybody else notice that the "bullets" being shot at him more closely resemble tampons?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65563437022897763762008-08-15T19:21:00.000-04:002008-08-15T19:21:00.000-04:00I like to think that they EXPECT the birthday boy ...I like to think that they EXPECT the birthday boy to cry, so they're basically telling him not to be a crybaby ON HIS VERY OWN CAKE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-26776114043532426142008-08-14T20:29:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:29:00.000-04:00I count fourteen candles as well as the number one...I count fourteen candles as well as the number ones.<BR/><BR/>So presumably, yeah, not prepubescent.<BR/>Scuse me while I die laughing now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12012618144084706582008-08-14T10:59:00.000-04:002008-08-14T10:59:00.000-04:00I thought Chuck Norris looked Asian on the cake. ...I thought Chuck Norris looked Asian on the cake. And also very pretty. I think his arms are the only manly part of him on this cake.sajmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09208620353040414067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-90829537551653218142008-07-27T02:42:00.000-04:002008-07-27T02:42:00.000-04:00The "tampon" is number candles -- and, judging by ...The "tampon" is number candles -- and, judging by their shape, I don't believe the recipient is pre-pubescent, as steph contends...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-64847773856559573472008-07-26T23:25:00.000-04:002008-07-26T23:25:00.000-04:00And is that a tampon? Is he planning to roundhous...And is that a tampon? Is he planning to roundhouse kick a tampon? Really?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-68484826285764124452008-07-25T15:09:00.000-04:002008-07-25T15:09:00.000-04:00Best Blog ever!Also why is Cuhck Norris wearing ro...Best Blog ever!<BR/><BR/>Also why is Cuhck Norris wearing rose pink lipgloss?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-71274107200172079022008-07-25T14:32:00.000-04:002008-07-25T14:32:00.000-04:00badfae,Erm, [flipping through dictionary] well, "d...badfae,<BR/><BR/>Erm, [flipping through dictionary] well, "denigrated" IS a word, but I think you're right: I should have used "degenerated" instead. Heh. Whoops?<BR/><BR/>Good catch. Now stop making me look bad. <BR/><BR/>;)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-53401619878803395182008-07-25T14:14:00.000-04:002008-07-25T14:14:00.000-04:00Denigrated? Did you mean "degenerated"? Also, tha...Denigrated? Did you mean "degenerated"? <BR/><BR/>Also, that's totally not Chuck Norris...and that's the *least* of this cake's problems. Ouch. <BR/><BR/>I just discovered this weblog today, and I love it. I knew there were some scary cakes out there, but I hadn't realized how many...!badfaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12849851452043992744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-82573614454373537342008-07-24T01:26:00.000-04:002008-07-24T01:26:00.000-04:00For more bonus points of badness note that the "Ch...For more bonus points of badness note that the "Chuck Norris" on the cake looks a lot more like Rambo-era Sylverster Stallone than it does (or is that "doses"?) the Chuckster.RJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00763184714051444651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-47706990776326768892008-07-23T12:52:00.000-04:002008-07-23T12:52:00.000-04:00OMG! WHERE is Chuck Norris's facial hair? WTF?OMG! WHERE is Chuck Norris's facial hair? WTF?TheWantonSeedStitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02753542546325303849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-39550047751474750562008-07-23T07:39:00.000-04:002008-07-23T07:39:00.000-04:00Is anyone else bothered by a cake sentiment that i...Is anyone else bothered by a cake sentiment that is basically scolding the birthday boy? They might as well have written "and clean your room!" on it as well.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-89194084886805367612008-07-22T09:35:00.000-04:002008-07-22T09:35:00.000-04:00Will someone stop this whole "Chuck Norris doesn't...Will someone stop this whole "Chuck Norris doesn't" meme? Now, pls? It's 32 different flavors of FAIL.rptrcubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15959933821252725984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-67613156402984830932008-07-21T17:44:00.000-04:002008-07-21T17:44:00.000-04:00I have $10 that this cake is for a pre-pubescent b...I have $10 that this cake is for a pre-pubescent boy and that his parents own a confederate flag. <BR/><BR/>Also, I'm probably related to said pre-pubescent boy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-11329805668960058222008-07-10T19:29:00.000-04:002008-07-10T19:29:00.000-04:00I just recently stumbled on this blog - omg you're...I just recently stumbled on this blog - omg you're hysterical. Where do you find this stuff?gizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03909193699597525772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-15264624020832674762008-07-09T13:39:00.000-04:002008-07-09T13:39:00.000-04:00I think the spelling of doesn't would make him cry...I think the spelling of doesn't would make him cry too. <BR/><BR/>Keep up the good work! Thanks for finding horrible cakes for everyone to laugh at!pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06889065857698508740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-7208516389001040292008-07-09T10:44:00.000-04:002008-07-09T10:44:00.000-04:00So is this cake *for* Chuck Norris, or just *about...So is this cake *for* Chuck Norris, or just *about* Chuck Norris? Also, that isn't even Chuck - where's the beard?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-63044358492685601232008-07-09T09:34:00.000-04:002008-07-09T09:34:00.000-04:00OMG. Can't remember how I found you, but I SO ado...OMG. Can't remember how I found you, but I SO adore your blog. Thanks for all the intensely needed laugh-until- I-cry moments.<BR/><BR/>Just hoping none of MY cakes show up here.Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10945097498107699995noreply@blogger.com