Friday, May 13, 2011

Yesterday Was Thursday

Friday, May 13, 2011

It's Friday, Friday, Friday!!!

Are we we we so excited?

YES.


Because it's not just ANY Friday...

[dum dum DUMMM]

...it's Friday the 13th, lollipops.

Er...I mean, suckers. Yeah.

So beware...

AAIIIEEEEE!!!


...because today, your baked goods just might try to KILL YOU:

More than usual, I mean.


"I don't remember any legs, but it definitely had arms, because it reached out for me!"


"And then...then it started free-handing flowers with the star tip!!"

AAAAIIIEEEE!!!


Thanks to Joy F., Diess, Ashley W., Rebecca R., & Kimberly C., who think this calls for another visit to...[dum dum DUMMM] Hell's Bakery:


"Enjoy!"

Oh, and remember: tomorrow is Saturday.

And Sunday comes afterward.
Andrea said...

I was getting anxious when I didn't have a Cakewrecks post by 10am (and thus a morning procrastination vehicle). Now I see why it was delayed--the SUSPENSE! I may have nightmares from Hell's Bakery!

Betty Martin said...

Very good!!! Scary, spooky, and, as always...funny!!!
I see no other comments yet today, so I'm assuming you know there's a problem with the site? I hope I'm not repeating what 1,639 people have already said!!!! But no other comments are showing, so...
There's something wrong with the site. Thursday's post has disappeared completely, and Friday's has only just appeared, 5 hours late!! Ah...Friday the 13th,
be prepared for anything. AAIIEEEE!!!
wv:baing...I'm really just baing helpful

Sarah said...

ah, I love that you worked in clips from Elvira and Labyrinth! Definitely enjoying these videos :)

Julie G. from Iowa said...

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Don't ya just love any chance to use Ghostbuster's quotes?!
By the way that 2nd cake kinda looks like it needed a tampon... just sayin'.

Karen said...

That video was awesome!!! Totally worth the wait for todays blog post!!

Gween said...

Are you, Jen, menstruating right now?
BUWHAHAHAHA

Stephanie said...

Thanks for re-posting the "Hell's Bakery" trailer... I needed the laugh. :)

teri said...

OMG i am honestly CRYING from laughing at the video!

Carol said...

You're back!!! Yipee!!! But...does this mean you lost your post from yesterday?! I hope not, that would just really suck. Not like that's breaking news to you, but yeah....just wanted to say I am hoping for the best for ya!

Sharyn said...

Hell's Bakery. That's in Hell's Kitchen, right?

Number One, I love your videos. Even covered in blood, they are beautiful, no matter what you say.

Happy Friday the 13th.

WV = talli. If you're keeping a talli, I caught the Ghostbuster's reference.

Heidi B said...

Friday the 13th hits Cake Wrecks. I'm glad you're finally back! But who ate yesterday's post?

wv: vilyro - a villian in the Bakery From Hell that it's hard to take seriously. "Oh vilyro, I'm over heeeeere."

Kati said...

Hahaha...palm tree hands of terror!

Is it spooky that i just watched "Hell's Bakery" last night?

Thanks again for the laughs, Jen, Jon and team.

Susan said...

What happened to May 12th?

msyendor said...

Can't sleep, the clowns will get me. Can't sleep ...

Whew. For a moment there, I thought you had dropped off. (Bad, Freddy. Back into the oven you go.)

sara said...

It's my belief that stag in the ocean of flames is where the possessed mounted head in Evil Dead came from.

Steve the Pocket said...

Now I'm imagining a trailer for a horror movie about evil pastry.

"This time, the baked goods...

*random half-second extreme closeup of someone screaming*

...are BAKED EVILS."

Isolder74 said...

What happened to thursday?

@ Sharyn said...
Hell's Bakery. That's in Hell's Kitchen, right?

I think it's next door.

Hannah B said...

So when is Hell's Bakery going to be made into a full-length feature film? Because I will definitely be first in line for tickets. Also, I woke up with that song in my head this morning. I would like to thank Rebecca for her "original," "tuneful," and "informative" song. Who knew the days of the weekend could be so hard to remember?

wv-deverous: I sincerely hope that we destroy all bakery sweets before they deverous.

Wee Tait said...

That cake full of blood is wicked! lol, though maybe something a bit deeper then just a square cake base =p

Ami said...

Hey everybody, Blogger had a meltdown - or several mini meltdowns - over the last 24 hours, so many blogs are missing posts, comments, etc. Blog owners couldn't even log into their accounts to post something explaining what was happening, so...yeah. They slowly seem to be coming back up.

Rachel said...

OMG, that was too funny. I love that video. Niiiiiice putting in the parts from Labyrinth.

Car Title Loans said...

I almost didn't want to get out of bed this morning because of the day. Can you imagine if this was your birthday? And these were one of your cakes? I would change my birthday!
Ava

steveandonna said...

LOL too funny! Love the Labyrinth clips!!!

SuBee said...

WHEW, glad you're back.
Now I can go make dinner.
In my high heals.
And panties.

Jaycee said...

Was anyone else reminded of Snufalufugus after seeing that first cake? Happy Friday the 13th!!! (0:

Bookworm said...

Yay, another hilarious Cake Wrecks video! Great voice-overs =). Thanks for sharing.

Micalah said...

It is such a good day to bring that song up! Your a genius!

Anonymous said...

Love the cover art on the cake decorating book! Of all the things I've see here, a cake carving itself has got to be the creepiest. I want it!
I would love to see the inside, but I'm sure there's copyright issues with posting those picks.

WV: qikerto
In cake decorating, it's qikerto just slap something on there than to learn the proper technique.

Craig said...

I. This one really gave me paws.

II. "Hmm... I've been waiting for twenty minutes and no one has come to the counter. Oh well, I'm sure they're just on break or something. My, what a strange cake."

III. Buy a cake, save a buck.

IV. I don't know which is creepier, the image or the concept of frosted caramel fudge. "It's just not sweet enough yet! I must keep trying! Moohahahahaha!"

Ya think Hell's Bakery is scary now? Just wait 'til they fire up the deep fryer. Heh. Heh heh.

By the way, something was wrong with the site yesterday. Just thought you should know.

wv: repties. "Get the 'l' out of those reptiles, man -- they look hungry!"

tinypurplrelephant said...

those arms!!

Adorably Dead said...

Thank Gods tomorrow's Saturday.

Ellen said...

Seeing the new trailer reminded me to go look at the old one, last night. Little did I know I was giving myself a preview of today!

The self-decorating cake on the book cover is the stuff of nightmares.

And that's one bloody fine cake in the second slot.

Hey, Donna, what would iMom say about the temporarily disappearing post (and still-missing comments)?

"If you want nice things, you have to take care of them," perhaps?

:-)

wv-impay

I've ordered my book, now I'm impay-tient for October to come!

FelixAndAva said...

About cake #2, another Dexter cake? :)

Bryna said...

The only thing that could've made that Bakery from Hell even better would have been if you could've had Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake footage included. Otherwise, that was PRICELESS, priceless, I say!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Love all the Rebecca Black references! Ha ha ha ha!

BADKarma! said...

What I want to know, is why is Satan's Bambi crouched amongst a cluster of naughty tentacles?

On second thought, maybe I don't... O_o

Tim said...

For my next birthday, I want a cake with a creepy deer staring at me from a forest of octopus tentacles.

Mel said...

That first cake made me laugh so hard I scared the cat. I would be nothing but ashamed if I worked in the bakery that produced that....THING....

Craig said...

@Bryna said, "The only thing that could've made that Bakery from Hell even better would have been if you could've had Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake footage included."

But that would be redundant. Besides, it wouldn't be fair to include the Kwanzaa cake and ignore all the other nightmares.

If Barbara Anne slams the Bunker door and there's no EPCOT underway, will anyone hear it?

Anonymous said...

And as we all know, Thursday is Little Friday.

Melinda said...

My grandmother was born in 1913, and today is her 98th birthday. I turned 13 on a Friday the 13th, so the two of us scoff at the superstition. Scoff, I say!!! ...but really quietly, just in case the day finds out and gets us. ;-)

Great, now I have that song stuck in my head. I need to go watch the Steven Colbert/Jimmy Fallon version, or Conan O'Brien's parody "Thursday" to banish the memory of the original.

Sarah said...

Have you been listening to that horrid, I mean "wonderful" (bunnies that make things not true!) Rebecca Black song?

Anonymous said...

The horror the absolute horror... D:

DJ Twisted Sister said...

I for one had a crappy Friday the 13th...and these cake wrecks reflect the whole spirit of it. Still, I'll take one of these cakewrecks as a consolation, no questions asked and comments deferred.

Pamela said...

Oh come on, Jen, I just got that song out of my head!!

Arlene said...

I am still coming to terms with that blood splotched birthday cake lol. Who, other than a serial killer, would want that for their cake?? And cannot stop watching Hell's Bakery. I won't be shocked if someday there really is a film made..

Anonymous said...

Stands and applauds! Bravo, #1, bravo!!

Underwater Zombie Ballerinas- I would soooo see that!!

@Steve the Pocket you rock!

@Craig :P

WWIS=what would iMom say

-Barbara Anne

Harriet Meadow said...

Darn! The other day I saw a white cake with red gel stripes that looked like it had been slashed by Freddy Kreuger. I totally should have sent it in!

mizdarlin said...

Wendig
I'm getting to the point wher i enjoy the vids as much as the cakes..be afraid...be very afraid...

Fysh Phoenix-- said...

Today is Saturday, now.

Monica said...

Good to see Blogger's back up and running!

So THAT's what Deer Hunter is about. Huh. I didn't know it was a horror movie. Or that the deer was the hunter.

WV: Conizati. Don't cross the Conizati family; their deer will have you sleeping with the fishes.

Anonymous said...

I had to go to the emergency room on Friday the 13th. Yeah im on crutches

diessa said...

so excited that a picture i took -the bloody cake- made it on. and did anyone notice that the cake pic said happy birthdayux

The Christiansen's said...

We so excited! We so excited!

Zoanna said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "box cake," huh? I'm gobsmacked.

Dan in NZ said...

Hahaha, love it!

Butterflies... FROM HELL!