"That's IT. I'm not taking any more guff from these sharks! C'mon, Crabtown! Let's kick dorsal fin!"
"Your pitiful confidence is no match for my razor-sharp teeth... OF DEATH!"
"Oops. I crabbed my pants."
"Well, our Sheriff will show the sharks who's boss! Won't you, Sheriff? Go on. Tell them!"
"Don't worry, guys! I have a sure-fire plan guaranteed to make those sharks leave us alone! FOREVER!
"Hey, sharkies! Say hello to my LITTLE FRIEND!" [whipping out photo]
"His name is Mr. Snuggly Buns."
Rolling credits: Jacquie G., Alana G., Sara G., Meaghan I., Amy T., Michelle N., Tina A., Amy C., Jen K., Sara H., and Kati D.