What is the most awesomely wrecky part of this cake, you ask? Lemme a'splain. No... there is too much. Lemme sum up.
Well, there's the migraine-inducing spelling of "Fonteyimbleau High's Miletxery Ball." For starters.
Then there's the "emblems turned balloons," with each one being held by not one, not two, but THREE balloon strings.
And we can't overlook the glittery sand-scape of frosting, hypnotizing you into overlooking the remarkable penmanship.