See, once you read the text, and figure out that this has something to do with some sort of ski, it suddenly all makes sense! (Sort of.)
[smacking forehead] Oh, of course! It's TNT! How could I have missed that?
Now, if you're going to give us hints, Wreckerators, it helps if they're at least somewhat legible:
(No, I am not going to tell you what it is. I squinted hard for that knowledge, peeps.)
It also helps if the hints are spelled correctly:
(Well, I guess the word "crab" IS in there...)
Then there are the more cryptic hints:
"Cakes" like this (and I say "cakes" because, as you all know, cupcake cakes are NOT real cakes) can help us brush up on our deductive reasoning skills. Observe:
1. There is a number on the shape, and the cake board reads "Win! Win!"
2. Numbers and winning are often associated with sports.
3. Therefore, the "cake" is a stretched out, radioactive uterus.
Meg, Paula B., Robbie, Kaycee M., & Julie M., with that 8 on there the temptation to make some kind of OctoMom crack is rather strong - but I resisted, just for you.
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