With a simple misspelling?
A grandiose promotion?
Or do you want to give her a little pep talk?
Maybe your Mom is a fan of reeeeally long sweat socks. Or albino snakes. Or long, free-floating bear arms. Or whatever the heck these are:
Or maybe your mother's always wanted one of those cool purse cakes:
And, you know, you hate her.
(Whoah, is that the super deluxe pipe-cleaner handle I see? Score!!)
If you really can't decide, though, "patently bizarre" is always a sure-fire crowd pleaser:
Although this would probably get you one of those patronizing cheek pats and a "Aw, you always did have such imagination, dear."
Or maybe you want to get something for both your grandmother and your spouse's grandmother, like Michelle P.'s friend Jim did. He asked for it to say "Love to two grandmothers."
Instead, they got something both "hilarious and mortifying":
Well, I'm sure it was memorable.
Robyn O., Chris K., Tracy C., Katrina M., Lisa F., & Iny, you have some tough choices ahead of you. Now go out there and make me proud! (Oh, and be sure to send pics.)