Rachel W. and I agree that the baker responsible for splitting this cake must be a sufferer:
Plus, Melanie K. learned that bakeries today are still carrying on the proud tradition of traumatizing the kiddies:
Or are those zombie clowns? Hmm. Better eat their brains before they eat yours, Lulu.
Because apparently this baker does.
Also, how bad does your name have to be that you abbreviate it on your own birthday cake? Sephiroth? Scooter? Sheldon? Scooby? (Yes, my knowledge of silly "s" names is limited to cartoons and video games.) Guys - your nominations?