Maybe we should try that with all cakes. See, this next one could be "Lizard Crushed Under Petrified Easter Egg":
"What Happens When You Ask For 'Happy Birthday Jaime' Around St. Patrick's Day":
And "Recycling Soggy Corn Pops*":
To quote "TV star" Alec Baldwin, "Mmm, mushy mush."
*Speaking of which, Corn Pops has the most insane website for a breakfast cereal I have ever seen. Has Kellogg's gone 'round the bend?