Monday, February 23, 2009

"Hey everybody, thish cake ish from Holland. Ishn't that veird?"

Monday, February 23, 2009

Brace yourself, my friends, for what you're about to see may haunt your dreams for the rest of your natural lives, and will most certainly turn you off of acrylic nails.


Ready?


Here it comes...


Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the baby shower, they went and added...

The DREADED MANICURED ALIEN HAND OF DOOM!!!

[drawn-out scream]

Ok, what's worse: the bone-white skin pallor, popped-out belly button that looks like the tied-off end of a balloon, or the fact that Thing-ette there seems to be sucking the life-force out of Octo-Mom Wraith-style?

Now, I have pudgy little Hobbit hands, so my basis of reference is off: tell me, is that hand as disproportionally gargantuan as I think it is?

Kevin V., you musht be toight like a toyger*. Schmoke and a pancake?

*Ok, so the pop-culture references got a little out of hand** in this post. Sorry.

**Get it? Out of
hand? Booyah!
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ek3. said...

way to rock the 'wraith', yo.

bilsa.

Erin said...

I love it how they took the time to add the perky nipples, because you know pregnant normally have perky nipples

StuffCooksWant said...

I think I'm more concerned that someone made cake boobs...and what a rack.

Irishgirl said...

My god! It's like Voldemort's hand......if Voldemort was a drag queen.

heartafire said...

OK, I can't be the first to notice this....but NO COMMENT on the...er...obvious....er....chest thing?

Seriously, was this an icecream cake (har har) because someone sure looks cold!

heartafire said...

Did anyone happen to notice the extra digit UNDERNEAT the green shirt near the left (ahem) breast?

I really think the only thing that could make this cake creepier would be if the stomach were really a big giant water balloon with a little doll inside, and it was iced-over, and then when they performed the C-section, the "water" would actually break, and the baby would sort of float out through the incision.

Signed,
Former L&D nurse

(Oh, no....thank YOU, I've really enjoyed it, folks...be good to your servers, I'll be here all week)

angeluvsyou2 said...

um not only does the belly button look like that thing you stick in a turkey to let you know when its done, and not to mention the alien like hands that might be used to probe humans, but did anyone else notice the erect nipples??!!

FoxTrottinKate said...

FINALLY! A "Stargate: Atlantis" reference! I KNEW there was a reason this was my favorite blog!

Susan said...

Cakes should not have nipples. Or fingernails.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Katie said...

why must they put nipples on these cakes???? seriously, do we need to be that detailed??? it just keeps getting creepier.

Anonymous said...

I live in Holland and they don't talk like that!

Sander said...

Wraith! hahaha So glad that I know someone else who watches SGA! But that is one pastey belly

Angie said...

That is really, really ugly.

Anonymous said...

Given how prominent the nipples are on this cake, someone had to decide how best of construct edible cake nipples and include them in the design.

Lynn said...

Hideous on every level. If that was the cake at my baby shower, I would run screaming back home...gotta wonder what the Mom-to-be's family and friends are all about ??? This has got to be in the top ten of Cake Wrecks.

Nicole said...

Ok, I'm 6' tall, and pregnant... One, my belly button does NOT look like that, thank God! Two, what the heck, no freakin' head?!?!?! Three that thing has got a HUGE mit! She'd put Troy Aikman to shame! WOW!

Sara said...

Why is it sitting on the french flag?

Anonymous said...

that is a very cool cake. Fred Smilek is the acting president of the Society to Save Endangered Species. It was founded two years ago by Fred Smilek along with his two best friends Charles and Jonathan. http://www.fredjsmilek.com

Me said...

You could not PAY me to eat any of this cake!

Kessie said...

You made an SGA reference.

I think I love you.

Anonymous said...

I asm just wondering exactly HOW cold it was in the room when they took the belly cast to make this mold from... i mean seriously... she could cut glass!!

inspiredgoodness said...

ew ew ew

Audrey said...

I hate to be vulgar, but that "popped out belly button" totally looks like an up-opened condom with fondant over it! :X and the nails! Omgosh! Who's going to eat that one??

JD said...

That hand looks like a facehugger from the movie Alien.

Anonymous said...

It reminds me of that creeeeeepy hand from Coraline, the book, not the movie. You know, the severed one that had a life of its own?

Anonymous said...

Um. Someone had a fair point... whose job was it to actually MAKE those cake breasts? I mean really?

Kath said...

It's got to be a Dutch cake, I know the flag on the nails looks more French, but the plate the belly-cake is on is clearly the Dutch flag.

Bespidat- Oops, I forgot the carrot baby, Bespidat at the end here.

andcloserstill said...

The erect nipples are a lovely touch.

Anonymous said...

lol what is this?? Fred Smilek is the acting president of the Society to Save Endangered Species. It was founded two years ago by Fred Smilek along with his two best friends Charles and Jonathan. http://www.fredjsmilek.com

Finlala said...

Am I the only person who thinks those are French flags rather than Dutch?

This is a creepy, creepy cake.

Anonymous said...

I always loved CakeWrecks, and THEN you go and throw in a Stargate reference!

*squeeee*

Just when i thought this place couldn't get any more full of win...

Anonymous said...

I don't think anyone's mentioned yet that pregnant women are generally cautioned against getting manicures during pregnancy.

This cake is so disturbing.

Trudi said...

When most of a country's population is whacked out on weed, what do you expect lol?!

jenn said...

honestly, that hand looks to be about the same size as mine..but i do have pretty long skinny fingers so shrug. *embarrassed for hand size* and i am 1/4 dutch. however, though i am quite pale, i'm not THAT white. and i've never had nails that long and those colors, so i think i'm safe. though it tempts me to, when i'm pregnant someday, take a photo modeled after this cake.. >:]

JG said...

Is it just me or does the belly button look a condom?

Anonymous said...

wait.....the shirt of the wierd pregnant thing looks as though it has been put over the cake so hey must of made breasts out of cake and then covered it in the icing.

-Owen

Damon Scott Hynes said...

"Were the nipples necessary?"...nipples are always necessary--and appreciated :-)

April said...

Until I read all the comments about the nipples I thought those were her knees.

Stephenie Meyer said...

Edward is lurking in the corner waiting to save Bella's life by ripping the baby from her womb-cake....

natalie said...

why is it so white???

Anonymous said...

Uhm...all of you are missing the nipples. Do we really need those to be all poking up on the CAKE!?

RP said...

This is hilarious. Thanks for making my day.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, nails and boobs are the least of my concerns...it's the cutting into the belly that gets hinky. Yuck.

L.L.

Chalene McGrath said...

I like the fact the there is a mysterious finger trying to scratch her (ahem) boobage.

whizkidforte said...

Hahahahaha - Debbie Brown would be REALLY proud of that cake!

Anonymous said...

Not so sure that the hand is out of proportion...you know what they say about more than a handfull being too much...

Rebekah said...

Not only os this hand terrifying to most people but if that is what the mummy's hand looks like in real life that baby will stay in there forever.
The nipples are really something.
I have threatened my friends with death if this cake turns up at my baby shower.
Rebekah

Anonymous said...

Look at the huge nipples they gave her. What the hell?...

Anonymous said...

Miss L.
What I wanna know is, where do ya make that first cut? And what do you get when you do it? Eeeeeeooooowwww!

Anonymous said...

ON top of being disproportionally huge, the creepy hand is also backwards.

Eliane said...

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
stripper for sure. Look at the totally non-subtle nipples too. HA.

Anonymous said...

You. crack. me. up. I saw "Wraith-style" and spit water all over my monitor. Definitely one of those B-movies that 'sucks you in'. The cake has the skin-coloring of Rughead, for sure.


Sonja

Anonymous said...

This is so disturbing, but I can't stop looking!!

Cupcakes Lady said...

lol Check the nails on this cake! Why?! xx

PaulaNancy said...

As an OB nurse, I can't tell you how disturbing this is! Do I see areolae and nipples there, or is that just the lactation consultant in me? No one should handle a newborn with nails like that! But they do give a certain patriotic flair. Is that the flag of France under the cake? Because that could explain a lot.

Anonymous said...

aaah!.that is one creeepyy cake. imagine someone unveiling that to the mum-to-be
'congrats!'

mtb:'aw thanks'

so, er heres your cake:)'
*unveils it*

mtb:'.......'

'cake foetus or massive hand? '.

mtb: o.O

-imogen x

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