Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Guess Who!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

ATTENTION CELEBRITY SINGERS: never hire a cake decorator to paint your portrait.

And for the rest of you: can you guess who's who on these cakes? I already gave you a hint. (Answers at bottom.)



Say, do you suppose this Wreckerator realized that "B'day" sounds exactly like "bidet"? That just seems like a bad play, eh? (Hey, these rhymes are unintentional, Ok?)




Did you guess them all? No cheating, now!

Ok, here are your answers:

First:

Tori looks through the looking glass.
Or, you know, the make-you-ugly fun-house glass.


Second:
Ohhh - the album is named "B'day". My bad. Or, M'bad.


And last but not least:

Yikes. I guess she does kind of have crazy eyes - I never noticed before. Huh.

Right, now go grab all your co-workers and see how they do. Chop chop!


Rachael G., Sarah W., & Anony M., don't stop the rock.
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kara said...

At first I thought they were all Madonna, but I actually did get the scary Hannah Montana one! She just looks so haunting *shiver*

Janine said...

I was thinking it was Madonna, Charo & Britney Spears. whoops

Pete said...

Oh my God. I thought the second one was Charo.

♥ jmo said...

I don't know. That Hannah Montana cake looks pretty right on to me...

Craig said...

Yikes! I never would have gotten Beyonce from that second cake. I was pretty sure it was supposed to be a Charo cake, which I guess could come in handy if you were having a Hollywood Squares themed birthday.

Laura Moffitt said...

Hannah Montana is the best one!! This has made my day as usual.

G said...

I swore that the second one was Charro. Good times.

JD said...

Miley's teef scare me more than the eyes

Miranda's Minutes said...

These were my guesses:
1. Madonna, maybe?
2. Charo-I knew I had that one right!
3. Britney Spears-She's kind of a mess anyways so it seemed to fit.

Rick said...

I would have sworn to you that the second one was Charo.

Leslie said...

I swore that second cake was Ginger from Gilligan's Isle. Beyonce would probably have been the LAST person to come to mind.
As for the Hannah Montana one I digress with a LOLCat crossover: In Soviet Russia, cake eats YOU!

beej said...

the miley cake actually looks eerily like miley......b/c she really is THAT creepy looking in real life.

JAMIE'S CREW said...

I didn't get the first two - but I did guess Hannah Montana.

I thought your chop-chop remark was funny and that I should get a knife and chop-chop those terrible cakes!

theinnermostbox said...

Ok, how much do my responses make me feel dated?! I thought they were (in order of appearance) Madonna, Raquel Welch, and Debbie Gibson! *groan* I'm going to go apply some more anti-wrinkle cream and go back to bed!

lady macbeth said...

dang, i was 0 for 3, i really thought i had the last one too, anyone can see it's suzanne summers

Amroyo said...

I was totally off. My guesses were: Madonna, a black Dolly Parton, and Britany Spears (during her tragic meltdown).

Mia said...

while Ms. Cyrus' teeth are indeed prominent, the teeth on that Hannah Montana cake are downright terrifying.

also, the tori cake is.just.wow.wrong! but i also knew exactly what it was, so maybe it's not as terrible as i thought.

thought the second one was Charo, until i read the CD stack.

Charlotte said...

WOW! I was totally wrong on all three counts... I was thinking Madonna, Raquel Welsch, and Britney Spears...

ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

For some reason I wanted to guess Dolly Parton for all of them, except for the fact that her, ahem, most notable assets were not on display (although the Beyonce one was close). I actually didn't realize these were supposed to be three different singers until the end of the post.

Word verification: ingsh, n.: The botched versions of English that appears on some of our favorite Cake Wrecks, such as "It a Gril!"

Anonymous said...

I thought the second cake was Charro and the first might be Madonna... I guess I was waaaaaaay off.

thisbagisnotatoy said...

Wow. I said, Madonna, Shakira, Madonna. My second guess was Madonna, Madonna, Madonna.

chickwithmonkey said...

Did anyone else think that second cake was Charo? No? Just me? Okay then.

Anonymous said...

The Hanna Montana is striking. Snark!

Absolutely did not get Beyonce.

kjl said...

I thought the Beyonce cake was Charo. A stretch for the celebrity category, I know.

Melanie said...

Okay, I guessed Tori and Hannah correctly, but I swear that 2nd one was Charo or Sophia Loren from back in the day.

Anonymous said...

I guessed Tori right but I swore the second one was Charro!

Pointy Mom said...

Oh, dang. I guessed

Bette Midler
Charo and
Aieeeeeee!!!!!

The Kitchen Gadget Goddess said...

Am I the only one who thought the second cake was Charo?

Judy said...

Have none of these decorators heard of Photo cakes?

Anonymous said...

Hannah needs some floss. ASAP!

DangGina said...

NOOOOO! This is HILARIOUS! I was WAY off...couldn't even take a stab at #2. (Last I checked, Beyonce is black, right?) I thought #1 was Madonna (albeit done poorly) and #3 I was thinking Hilary Duff.

I don't even think my ego could handle what a cake decorator might do with MY face...

Carmen said...

Oh my! Those are some scary teeth on the Hannah Montana cake! I would have never guessed Tori or Beyonce though!

lackofcontext said...

I could have sworn the second one was Hilary Duff. Didn't she have an album?

And if it was HD, that would have been a decent (not good, but passable) cake.

But it was Beyonce? Srsly, WTF?

*mindi* said...

I was SO sure that second one was Charo. bummer.

Jessi said...

Poor, poor Hannah! Note to self, make your own Hannah Montanna cake!

These are hillarious. I wonder if anyone got them right. My guesses were Madonna, Charro and the blonde girl from the Manson family.

BRANDELLA. said...

... The Hannah Montana one is pretty accurate. I actually guessed it correctly from the mouth.

finkess said...

I think I'm mildly terrified that I took one look at the first one and went "That's Tori Amos".

piecemeal people said...

I thought the first one was Madonna, though I wasn't clear on the swollen belly/insect connection. I had no idea on the second, but I knew the third was Miley Cyrus right away - it was the mouth. Which is as creepy as the eyes, in my opinion.

And here's a question - if we can at least identify them, does that automatically make them a little less wreckish?

James ~n~ Amber said...

Ha ! I thought that Beyonce cake was supposed to be Charro !!!

TastyPrawn said...

I was SO sure the second cake was Charo.

Also: Back in high school my friends and I hated abbreviations, yet a ton of people would abbreviate "birthday" as "b-day." We would read it as "bidet" and wish people a "Happy Bidet." I even made a card of a smiling bidet for such occasions.

Fluffy Cow said...

I got one... but only b'cause of the album titles on the, and I use this word loosely, cake. Um... these are just weird. I really don't want to eat anyone. These just help my case.

jenn said...

wow. those are bad. i thought they were madonna, charo and a blow up doll.

Michelle said...

I thought the second one was Charo.

-Michelle

Anonymous said...

I could have sworn the "happy b'day" cake was Charo. Really. I would have put money on it.

Anonymous said...

I honestly thought the second one was supposed to be Charo!

Amanda said...

haha, I thought that second one was Reba McEntire.

Anonymous said...

I could have sworn the top one was Celine Dion...

Maria said...

I thought the second one was Reba McIntyre. Um. Oops.

Hannah kinda look like Janice from the Muppet Show, but with the crazy-eyes. *does the I'm watchin' you two finger pointy thing*.

Anonymous said...

Why is Miley Cyrus's tongue SO BIG!?

btw, i didn't get any of them

Lisa said...

Those are very disturbing but the most disturbing was Hannah's teeth - all the black inbetween every tooth. Yikes. Brush your teeth girl!

Keri said...

Doh!! I knew about the Beyonce 'BDay' thing and STILL guessed Pam Anderson!

I got Hannah Montana but thought the 1st one was Madonna.

homeschool mamma said...

Oh my god, I thought the second one was CHARO-gootchie, gootchie.
Terrible-just terrible.
Bev

Emma said...

I thought the first one was Courtney Love :s

Jennifer said...

Ha, I thought the second cake was Charo and the third was Debbie Gibson (back when she was Debbie).

I got Tori Amos, though. Aside from barfly-saggy boobs, that one wasn't so far off.

Viewtiful_Justin said...

I was 0 for 0, but I had the Disney Channel area right when I guessed Hannah Montana.

Anonymous said...

That was supposed to be Beyonce? I thought it was Charo.

Jess

Meleah said...

I was completely off on the Beyonce cake. I thought it was Charo.

Cottagecheap said...

I think the Hannah one isn't too bad!

Chiclet teeth: CHECK
Crazy eyes: Check
Too big mouth: Check

Fame hungry daddy behind : MIssing

Sorry...going to my corner now!

Anonymous said...

LOL! I thought it was Stevie Nicks, Raquel Welch, and Courtney Love! Disturbing.

Mella said...

At least the decorator got Hannah Montanas teeth right

Anonymous said...

I guessed Madonna, Charro, and Kathy Griffin. Either way these were some awful wrecks.

loveanapple said...

The second one looked like Susan Lucci to me..and I couldn`t figure out why someone would want that on a cake.

Mandy said...

I thought they were all Miley/Hannah. Hrm.

The last one's eyes are creepy, but the teeth is really what scared the bejeebers out of me!

WV: ashess - These wrecks would be better off as burnt ashess.

Heidi Renée said...

The second one looks way more like Charo than Beyonce.

Melissa said...

I totally thought Hannah Montana was Suzanne Sommers.

Tracy F said...

I got Tori Amos. But I really thought the 2nd one was Charo and the third Suzanne Somers.

Jax said...

That second one looks like lonnie anderson

Movie Meg said...

Whoa, I had my money on Charo for the second cake.

Note to anybody: never, ever draw all the teeth unless you want a ghoulish grimace a la monstrosity number three.

Karon said...

I actually guessed Charo for #2.

John Overholt said...

Tilda Swinton
Charo
Kathy Griffin

[peeks at answers]

Ooh, so close!

Sarah said...

I really thought that second one was Charo. Amazing!

Jen said...

My guesses were Joni Mitchell, Charo, and a very scary Chirstina Aguilera. Not even close!

IndyMichele said...

Seriously I thought that Second one was that Charo lady that goes kitchy kitchy koo.

Carl said...

I thought the second one was Charo.

ShannonCC said...

I thought the second one was Zsa Zsa Gabor, LOL!

Cakedreamer said...

Ewwwwwwww. Hannah Montana's teeth are HUGE! Looks nothing...absolutely nothing like her. And I thought the 2nd one was a country singer. The first one...well...it was just wrong.

c5karl said...

You're wrong about #2 and #3. They're clearly Charo and Courney Love.

Anonymous said...

I guessed: 1) Madonna or Stevie Nicks 2) Carmen Electra 3) Suzanne Somers.

-Ann

Doug D said...

I thought sure the middle one was Charro. And I was certain the last one was Suzanne Somers until I noticed that it was for a 6-year-old. Not a whole whole lot of 6-year-old Three's Company fans, I'm guessing.

I want a Charro cake now.

Greg McElhatton said...

Wow, I seriously thought that Beyonce cake was Charo.

I Love Baby Quilts! said...

Wow, super scary. I had no idea on the first one, the second one I thought was Charo, and I guessed the third one right. So I was one for three!

Sa Collins said...

Wow, I totally thought Madonna (old school), Lindsay Lohan, and Kathy Griffin. Way off.

Vanessa S said...

Beyonce?! I thought it was Charro!

Jasry said...

OK, I got the first cake and last cake, but the first name that popped into my head for cake #2 was Charo! Cuchi-cuchi!! :P

joyce said...

On the first one, brown poo icing does not frame it well, in my opinion. And at first, I thought she was holding a cigarette that got erased to have her hand out like that. Did anyone else think that, too?

Cafe Johnsonia said...

I totally thought the second one was Cha-Cha. Is that her name?

SOOOO funny.

MommaBlogger said...

I thought the third one was Courtney Love. That's frightening.

Michael said...

Eek! Yeah, now I notice the crazy eyes, but honestly, at first all I could see was that gaping mouth-- and those *teeth*!

Anonymous said...

I refuse to believe that #2 isn't Charo.

Amazing Greis said...

I was WAY off on the first 2, but nailed the Hannah Montana cake, though she does resemble Debbie Gibson when she's in cake form.

NashvilleJen said...

How sad that I got them all right.
I guess studying Picasso, Dali and Munch in college art did me some good after all!

Anonymous said...

I would have guessed Madonna, Charo for the first 2. I had no idea on the 3rd!

Madame Editor-in-Chief and DJ Anthology said...

Miley does have a lot of jumbled up teeth in her mouth.

Julie said...

I thought the second one looked like Charo. Coochie Coochie!

Julie Carr

Geans said...

Oh...Beyonce! I totally thought that was supposed to be Charo.

jeremyandgirls said...

The first one I was going for Madonna.
The Beyonce one I thought was Sophia Loren.
The Hannah Montana one - I totally thought was Crissy from Three's Company.
Looks like I sucked on all of them - however I like my guesses better!!

Stacy said...

I thought the Beyonce wreck was CHARRO!

scurryer said...

Whoops, I was sure the second one was Charro.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I guessed none of those correctly. And what is up (or down with cake #2's left boob? She looks like she may topple from the sheer weight of the thing!

HQ

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inflammatory writ said...

Oh god. That Tori Amos cake. I die.

The Barnes Crew said...

I totally thought #2 was supposed to be Charro!

Heather said...

When will these people learn at the very basic, cakes should not have teeth. I think that Hannah Montana cake was goint to try and eat ME.

Galadriel said...

I...actually got that first one. She does have distinctive cheekbones, doesn't she?

I didn't even know what the 2nd two were supposed to look like, so I was at a disadvantage there ;) But I don't think I could have gotten them anyway...

Anonymous said...

My guesses were Madonna, Charo, and no idea. Too bad, a Charo cake would have been awesome.

Katie

~me said...

The second one is dead on!! Wait, it's not Charo?

M'bad

/coochie coochie!!!


wendy

Ophelia said...

I actually guessed at the Hannah Montana one but the others were completely out in left field (for me) :D

Jules said...

the beyonce' one looks like Charro! I wold have SWORN that was supposed to be Charro!!!! LOL

Aye aye aye!!

Desuko. said...

Aw, man... My guesses were Madonna, Charo, and Natasha Beddingfield (or however that's spelled).

What, was someone too cheap to spring for photo cakes to avoid all this confusion?

Quinn said...

Holy shoot those cakes are scary. O.O
I only actually guessed the Hannah Montana one. I've never heard of the Tori person, and the cake isn't helping. I've heard of Beyonce (who hasn't?), buut, the resemblence is not exactly striking. xD

karmapearl said...

I thought that second cake was supposed to be Reba McEntire.

NO JOKE.

WOW.

annmartina said...

I got Tori Amos right. I thought the other two were Charro and Kathy Griffin w/blonde hair : )

Amy said...

I did manage to guess the Hannah Montana cake correctly, but I'm afraid it would scare off any 6 year old.

The others, I'd have never guessed. I thought the top one might've been Barbara Streisand. (shrug)

~Amy B

Kaci said...

I didn't get the first two, but I knew Hannah Montana because of the tic tac teeth! Freaky on a whole other level.

Happy Wreckerating!

I'm about to start taking Wilton cake classes, and now am thusly scared out of my skin to see one of my cakes here! ;)

April said...

Oh, dear God. What does it mean that I guessed Hannah Montana correctly? Do I need counseling? The other two I thought were Cybil Sheppard and Charro. Not singers, but brilliant likenesses all the same!

hj said...

I only guessed the last one correctly. The first one I thought was Madonna, and then I guessed Paula Abdul for the 2nd. Yes, I am apparently stuck in the 80s.

Kelli said...

I thought the first one was supposed to be Madonna!! And why does H. M. have distgusting rotten teeth on the last cake??

TA said...

I never would have guessed that Beyonce is old enough to have released a whole stack of 8-track tapes.

Embo said...

Hahaha, I thought the second one was Reba McIntyre!

Anonymous said...

What's really funny is that i totally did get the first one as being Tori. no one else has butterflies and red hair, maybe?

-Limertilly

Beckysue said...

Mia Farrow, Raquel Welch, Hannah Montana....dang, 1 out of 3...

Marni said...

I'm with Anon. I thought the second one was Charo...I thought the first one was a really bad Madonna and the last one was a really bad Britney Spears...wow.

JstPam said...

I thought the first one was Madonna.
I had no idea on the second one.
The third one I guessed correct (6th birthday clue helped alot)I didn't even notice the eyes...

BUT, all the decay in Miley's teeth is too much to handle this early in the morning. Gack!! Somebody get that girl a toothbrush and floss!

Patty

Julia said...

Oh man, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought the second cake was Charo. (This is probably the most mentioning she has had on the internet!) I thought the first one was Madonna and the third Brittney.

Anonymous said...

The Hannah Montana one is seriously scary!

dawnspring said...

No. way. That 2nd cake is NOT Beyonce. The cake doesn't even begin to match the cover! I'm with just about everyone else...that's Charro. I also thought the first cake was a very poorly rendered Madonna.

I got the third one right though. Actually, whoever did that cake did a pretty good job on it, considering the subject matter and what they have to work with.

*is vastly relieved the David Hasselhoff cake I sold a few weeks back did not make it on here*

Shayne said...

I am LOL because I was sure that I was the only nut that saw Charro on that second cake. Then I started to read the comments and realized that I was definitely not alone. I guess we all know where to go if we ever find ourselves in need of a Charro cake!

Magi said...

I had no clue on the first. I also thought the second was Charo, and I got Hannah right.

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Anonymous said...

Ok, I was thinking Madonna, and then either J-Lo or Whose that singer that had the albumn Butterfly, she always wears short dresses and stiletto's...she has the really long hair that is straight, she is young...ugghh...I am so bad with names...Oh OH Oh Mariah Carey...that's it... and then Madonna again...

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Cin said...

My guesses:

1. Madonna

2. Tawny Kitaen (I know, I know...Tawny who?)

3. Hillary Duff

Cin said...

Also, I hadn't thought of Charo, but that's a really good guess. Never would have guessed Beyonce...

Holly said...

Ha, I love Miley's cake teeth. She's such a good girl she's even warning kids about cavities. "Don't eat too much cake, or your teeth will look like this!"

Amy Irene said...

they all kinda look like charo.

wv - ralld. cakes with faces on them gets me ralld up.

Jessica said...

I too thought the first one was Madonna and I had no clue on the others. The Hannah Montana cake looks like its gonna eat me instead of the other way around!

The Pink Queen Albatross said...

I got the Tori Amos one, but had no clue on the others. Its ironic because she's the least marketable of the 3.

Natalie Attired said...

I thought #1 was Madonna, #2 Jessica Simpson and #3 the woman who plays Allison DuBois on "medium", which I did think was an odd choice for a six year old....
Hmm, verification word "cones"- kind of goes with the Madonna thing :-)

Little Scarf Girl said...

I couldn't guess the first one, but I thought for sure the second one was Paula Abdul! I got the Hannah Montana cake, though. :)

Trackella said...

I thought the first one was Joni Mitchell, the second one was Charo (so glad I'm not alone on that one), and I got the third one right. I don't know HOW I thought that was supposed to be Hannah Montana, but I did. Scary!

Marie said...

I though Hannah Montana was a dead ringer. OK maybe not, but the teeth are about right.

Meg said...

1. Bette Midler
2. Dolly Parton
3. Miley Cyrus

Am I right? Oh... huh... Reading through the comments I see my error now, #2 is TOTALLY Charo.

brownbrown said...

whoa, the Tori cake was made for me to go with the 90's themed bachelorette party that my friends threw back in October!! i was obsessed with Tori for many years and it was perfect...and delicious!

check it out here!
http://brideslittlewhitebook.blogspot.com/search/label/bachelorette%20party%20idea

love your blog...never thought i'd be on it!

Dani said...

I thought the middle one was Charro & wondered why anyone would ask for that. Now I know it's Beyonce and I still wonder.

andrea jean said...

Whoa -- I totally guessed Tori Amos for the first one! They did a good job on the face, cause I definitely recognized her.

Anonymous said...

Wow, somehow Charo didn't occur to me, but I'm obviously in the minority. I was clueless on #1, and agree with someone else that #2 could be Reba (though I also thought one of the Judds).

#3 looks scary like Courtney Love to me. I only guessed Hannah Montana because it's for a six-year-old. If a six-year-old is into Courtney Love, there is something very, very wrong.

Melissa Hazelton said...

I didn't really know who the first one could be, the second one I thought for sure was a young Raquel Welch (and I'm not the only one! yay!), and the third looked just like Patricia Arquitte to me, though she's not a singer. I'm just not up on kids and their crazy stars though.

Anonymous said...

I only got Hannah Montana correct. These cakes really aren't that good, but with that medium, it's certainly a valiant effort. There should be a Sunday Sweets with amazing people replicas to contrast!

roachc420 said...

I guessed Madonna and Paula Abdul for the first 2. I got the Hannah Montana one because that's what she actually looks like to me *shudders*

Amy said...

So I got Hannah Montana......the other two, though, I failed miserably! LOL Those are HORRIBLE depictions!

mGk said...

Beyonce? I thought that second one was Charo...

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a notable scene from the 80s, involving my Mom. She wanted to buy the new Willie Nelson album (sheesh...album...how old am I?), but when she got to the store, she forgot his name. She came home with the Lionel Richie album. The one with his picture on the cover. Ummm...Mom? Willie and Lionel don't really look alike TO ME...

(And, I thought the third cake today was Courtney Love!)

Anonymous said...

I guessed Bette Midler, Charo, and SUZANNE SUMMERS! C'mon, that's her on the last one!!

Uhm. Now that I've dated myself *rolls eyes* ...

Anonymous said...

Am I really the only one who thought that 3rd cake was Mick Jagger? (Looks just like him - but I'll admit, the fact that it was for a 6 year old made me a bit confused!)

Susan Howson said...

Ha! I believe I told our bakery to go nuts with Tori Amos and that the weirder it got, the funnier it would be, so I think she did pretty well!

Emily said...

I thought that the first one was Madonna and the second one was Paula Abdul. I couldn't stop staring at the TEETH in the third one long enough to even hazard a guess. Those teeth will haunt my nightmares for years to come...

Southern Girl said...

I looked at the second one and thought, "Someone had a Sophia Loren themed birthday? No clue on the first one, but I got #3. That was practically Miley's drivers license photo (albeit in a blond wig).

Leah E. said...

hahaha. The last 2 look pretty scary, but we LOVE the Tori cake. it was made for my sister's bachelorette party. it was a huge hit! so fun!

love the blog.

Anonymous said...

I'm super-pleased that everyone else ALSO thought the second cake was Charo.

Astounding.

Kelly said...

YES the CHARO cake! I loved it...though would Beyonce.

Poor Tori.

peewee said...

wow. I was WAYYYY off....I thought it was "1.micky ourke, 2.lisa rinna and 3.britney and/or steven kojo."

ladycrim said...

For a second, I was worried that my David Bowie cake was going to appear here (even though it's not a professional decorating job). But at least you can tell who it is on my cake!

I think Beyonce should be known as Charo II from now on ...

Ace said...

It probably doesn't say much about Miley Cirus that I was able to guess the Hannah Montana cake. I could've sworn the first one was Madonna!

Persnickety Ticker said...

I said #1-Madonna and #2-Charo and #3-Miley Cyrus.

So I got one out of three. What's my prize?

Jill said...

I thought the first one was Stevie Nicks and was completely stumped on the second one (still am, even though I know the answer). I got the Hannah Montana cake, but only because it was for a six-year-old girl.

Kathy said...

I thought Jasmine was the youngest member of the Three's Company fan club.

That's not Miley, it's Susan Summers!

tricia said...

I thought the second one looked like Charro and the third one looked like Suzanne Somers :)

writtenwyrdd said...

Are you sure that second cake isn't Charro? I swear, it looks just like her.

writtenwyrdd said...

Looking at the comments I can see that I am not the only one who saw Charro, lol.

Poetry Sue said...

Yikes on the hanna montana one..

Mary Olivia said...

That second cake is so Charo!

Anonymous said...

I thought they were:

1. Madonna
2. Mariah Carey (fake tatas n' all)
3. Britany Spears

Whole lotta wreckage goin' on there!

t.

Patrick said...

Charo's birth name was....
María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Moquiere de les Esperades Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Najosa Rasten

Ay carumba!

Miss Kolleen said...

HAHA I KNEW THAT WAS TORI! i want a tori cake! and of course i knew miley but i was stumped on the 2nd one.

Jon & Anna said...

Mmmm... Tori Amos on a poo cake...
Now there's music to me ears ;)

Liz said...

NEVER would have guessed Tori Amos- I thought it was Mariah Carey!

I thought the middle one was Charro, too.

Nailed Miley Cyrus, though! Not literally, or anything. Just the cake. I didn't nail the cake, either. I just... oh, nevermind.

Heather T said...

I got Miley Cyrus.

Scary, that girl is.

I thought the first one was Madonna and the second was Sophia Loren, but I think I was getting influenced by the Oscars. Oh wait, that doesn't work because Beyonce was at the Oscars too and in a more prominent role. Damn.

Amy said...

That second one was definitely Charo. I thought, how great that someone has such a love for Charo that they requested a cake of her. I thought maybe the first one was a 70's Stevie Nicks, but I think that's just because she looked strung out and all hippy. I guessed the Miley one right away. It's the teeth, those frighteningly prominent and eerily straight and protruding teeth!

Lynn said...

I thought the second one was Charo too...they are all WRECKS for sure !!! Hideous and strange...

Mary said...

I knew it was supposed to be a woman, but that first cake TOTALLY looked like Marilyn Manson with breast implants.

I guessed #3 but only because I saw the age of the cake-ee.

Sheri said...

My guesses were:
#1 - Bette Midler

#2 - Wynonna Judd (after losing a substantial amount of weight)

#3 - Suzanne Somers (hopefully not hawking the Thighmaster)

So seeing the real answers came as quite a shock!

jessamine said...

As bad as it looks, I did guess Tori Amos for #1. And yeah, though B-day should've been a hint for Beyonce, I only came up with Charo.

bpddjeoomon said...

Oh dear. I never noticed Hannah Montana's crazy eyes, either. And now they will haunt me.


I love how everyone thought the second one was Charo. But I guess it makes some sense. The "cake" drawing looks like it has a tiny waist and really big boobs. You're not left with many options....because Dolly Parton is blonde. :D

Ted S. (Just a Cineast) said...

I had no clue on the first one; thought the second was Kylie Minogue, and when I saw the lips on Cake #3, immediately guessed Mick Jagger.

Lindsey said...

I got the Hannah Montana one, and that's it. The huge mouth gave it away.

Marty Graw said...

what?! fAT tUESDAY with no King Cake post?! The shame....

Cattie said...

I thought it was Madonna, Charo and Britney. Hahaha. I'm sure Tori, Beyonce and Miley wouldn't appreciate that...

Calantha said...

1- Some new singer I'm unfamiliar with
2 - Mariah Carey
3 - Britney Spears.

I'm actually rather glad I was wrong on all of them. And I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought #2 was MC! You think mayeb if someone requested her on a cake, the decorator would end up making her look like Beyonce?

WV: quite - I was quite stumped on all three of today's wrecks.

KirAwen said...

Awww, I got Tori and Hannah Montana, but I really thought the second one was supposed to be Dolly Parton :( I would never have guessed Beyonce in a million years, ha!

CLD said...

Tori's looking glass looks as though it's encased in poo.

redraven said...

My first reaction to cake #1 was Joni Mitchell (yeah, I'm old), but I rethought it and came up with Madonna. Clueless about cake two. The teeth on cake three are terrifying!

Jennifer said...

I thought the second one looked like Charo LOL

Donna said...

Oooops, thought the first one was Madonna. I'm terrible at guessing who's on cakes. Never knew that about myself.

wv: soughth - the things in your head. Use it in a sentence - Pleathe write all your soughths down in thith here journal and we will dithcuth them later.

Rob, Amy & Emily said...

The 3rd one looks alot like Susanne Summers to me.

Anonymous said...

Everyone thought the second cake was Charo...my first thought was Paula Abdul!

Nikki said...

I guessed Madonna, Beyonce (only because of the CD titles below the pic) and Courtney Love! Eek. what does that say about me??

Kirstin said...

As a Toriphile, I am truely upset that such a cake could ever exist. The fact that I knew it was her upsets me even more, I think.

mike. said...

Would've guessed Barbra Streisand, Charo, and Kathy Griffin

talda said...

i mistook tori for madonna, but i'm glad to know i wasn't the only one. my guesses: madonna, beyonce and hanana montana. turns out 2 out of 3 isn't too bad.

sorry tori amos.

Jo said...

OK, so my guesses were Madonna, Britney Spears and Courtney Love. I have no clue who Tori Amos is, but I do know that looks NOTHING like the pic on the magazine except for the butterfly. Wow, sure hope if anyone ever plans on putting my face on a cake, they at least do the rice paper photo thing. I can only imagine what I'd end up looking like in frosting.

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