Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Guess Who!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

ATTENTION CELEBRITY SINGERS: never hire a cake decorator to paint your portrait.

And for the rest of you: can you guess who's who on these cakes? I already gave you a hint. (Answers at bottom.)



Say, do you suppose this Wreckerator realized that "B'day" sounds exactly like "bidet"? That just seems like a bad play, eh? (Hey, these rhymes are unintentional, Ok?)




Did you guess them all? No cheating, now!

Ok, here are your answers:

First:

Tori looks through the looking glass.
Or, you know, the make-you-ugly fun-house glass.


Second:
Ohhh - the album is named "B'day". My bad. Or, M'bad.


And last but not least:

Yikes. I guess she does kind of have crazy eyes - I never noticed before. Huh.

Right, now go grab all your co-workers and see how they do. Chop chop!


Rachael G., Sarah W., & Anony M., don't stop the rock.
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Teri said...

I just came over here to say that #2 looked just like Charo - I am glad to see that others thought the same!

Beth said...

Another vote for Madonna and Charo, and the 3rd one I had pegged as Suzanne Somers.

geri said...

no idea on number 1

second was Carmen Electra

third was Courtney Love

Kaye said...

Wow...I too thought the 2nd one was Charo and had no idea on the other two. Who would have thought other people saw what I did?

Doublebanker said...

Can't imagine what a cake of me would look like! :)

Swing by my Daily Gif Blog when ya have a chance...tomorrows the last day for my $50 giveaway!!

DB

Scritzy said...

The third one was easy for me. I mean, Hannah Montana's face is on every freakin' thing these days.

Toni Amos and Beyonce should sue. Seriously.

Word verification: coensphe. Short for coensphere, where the Coen Brothers live.

Anonymous said...

I'm totally on-board with Janine!

Anonymous said...

I thought the third one was Courtney Love...why a six year old would idolixe her i don't know.

Anonymous said...

Bahahahaah

I guessed Madonna, Carman Electra and Hannah Montana.

Christa said...

omg, she does have a lazy eye...that always freaks me out on people

Jennifer said...

I guessed
1.) Mia Farrow
2.) Charo
3.) Suzanne Somers

I was wrong. . . so sad

Kristin said...

i thought the second one was Charo too!

Anonymous said...

I thought the Beyonce one looked like Charro haha

Lady said...

My guesses:
1. Madonna
2. Sophia Loren or Charro
3. Hillary Duff

Dweeby! said...

I would have guessed Madonna, Panelope Cruz (I know she doesn't sing), and Barbra Streisand (which made me wonder why it was for a six year old...)

Val said...

Madonna, for no other reason than the cross, Charro (dead on) and Suzanne Sommers. But why would anyone want a Suzanne Sommers cake? Or Tori Amos for that matter?

Andi said...

Oh my God....they killed Tori.

The sad thing is that I still kinda guessed it, mostly because of the butterflies.

Nana said...

I didn't get any except Hannah Montana..she is so freaky looking that cake wasn't far off lol

speasummerlin said...

I also thought that #1 was Madonna, and, like one other person here, I thought #2 was Susan Lucci, though I can TOTALLY see Tawny Kitaen-(yes, I am old, too!)#3 I didn't get-I knew it was some popular young person, but the icky teeth just stumped me!!!

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Madonna, Charo and Debbie Gibson... But then I thought, "No, think current" and I got the Hannah Montana one. Glad to see I am in good company on the first two.

Shanna said...

I guessed the first one, but had NO idea about the other two. Those were just pitiful cakes.

Moose said...

Without looking at the comments my guesses were:

Madonna
Charo
The shark from Jaws

I'm surprised the first two are such popular guesses. Those decorators should specialize in Madonna and Charo cakes.

Lancastermom said...

Glad I wasn't the only one to think #1 was Madonna and #2 was Charo... and I had no clue for #3....

Misty said...

I saw Madonna, Charo, and Britney as well. Funny.

Camille said...

I was going with Madonna for the first cake, and it looks like I'm not the only one who thought that. Hehe.

Sarah K said...

I actually got Tori Amos, and Hannah Montana! But I thought Beyonce looked more like Charo. It's funny that I'm not the only one that thought that!!

the default attorney said...

+ 200 for those that thought #2 was Charo. I actually did guess the first one. I think that might say more about me than the cake though. Yikes.

Olson said...

I totally had Madonna, Charro, and Miley Cyrus.

Donna said...

Ok, my guesses were:

Madonna
Charo
Suzanne Somers

That was fun, but totally waaay off! :)

joanne wardle said...

my guesses were
1 madonna
2 no idea
3 hannah montana (slightly given away because it was a six year old's cake)

so 1 out of 3 isn't bad!

love your blog, keep 'em coming!

Katrina Gray said...

Another vote for (1) Madonna and (2) Charo. But three totally had me humming Carly Simon.

Arthur, Robin, and Maggie said...

I actually got the Tori Amos one right away...go figure.

Anonymous said...

Ha, I thought Madonna, Brigitte Bardot (yes, not a singer) and a rather good one of Natasha Bedingfield. Guess not :D

Maegan said...

I got 2 out of 3! I only missed the 2nd one.

The third one actually looks a lot like Hannah Montana to me. And I am not even saying it to be mean.

Randi said...

I thought they were Tori Amos (yay) Charo and Suzanne Sommers! LOL

linz said...

i thought madonna, charo (although i couldn't actually put her face with a name til i saw the many other posts with the same frame of mind) and then came up blank on #3.

did this post make anyone else want to take their pic to giant eagle and get their own, just for s**ts and giggles, or was that just me LOL.

Donna said...

I must be weird, I thought the Beyonce one looked like Reba.

Erin said...

I thought it was Madonna, Britney Spears, and (after staring for a minute) Hannah Montana lol

Sara G. said...

LOL. Is it safe to say that I easily guessed the last face (OMG. I ALMOST TYPED MOUTH) due to the open-mouthed...ness?

debit13 said...

My 4 year old daughter picked Hannah Montana out in 2 seconds. lol

I was thinking Madonna, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love.

Neen said...

I got Hannah Montana right! I thought number 1 was Madonna as and 2 was Charo as well.

lisa in Neb said...

I love that there were so many people that thought the second cake was Charo! I did too and I was sure I was right about that one.

Hyena Overlord said...

Courtney Love cakes is what came to mind.

Leslie said...

Hahahaha... My god, I went with Madonna, Raquel Welch (what? she's a singer!), and Courtney Love... These are great.

Sara B. said...

So my guesses were Madonna, Ashley Tisdale and...sadly, Miley Cyrus.

Dude. Them be some crazy eyes. I would be terrified if I opened that box up expecting to see my birthday cake and instead witnessed those things glaring menacingly back at me. TERRIFIED.

Dee said...

I got the Hannah Montana one. The smile is what gives it a way, except the cake's smile is much creepier.

For the first, I guessed Madonna. As for the second, I had no idea. I was thinking Dolly Parton.

Donna said...

oh...I guessed that all three were Bono...m'bad...

Anonymous said...

I guessed Tori for the first one, but that was based solely on the butterflies...

Women on the Verge said...

I totally was guessing Madonna and Sophia Loren for the first two....

Christine said...

Funny enough, the third one looked exactely like Miley Cyrus to me. Maybe because I can't stand her and so therefore I thought the nighmarish rendition was fitting, LOL.

Vinca Leaf Quilts said...

Is it just me, but does Tori Amos look like she knows Hank Hill?

I, thought Beyonce was Charo...

And poor little 6 year old w/Hanna Montana...she looks like she's gonna eat her...

Rebecca

Anonymous said...

Where is Tori's other hand on that cake?

Anonymous said...

Isn't the second cake really Charo?

ydontusteponit said...

Those teeth!!!! The horror!!!

Etiquette Bitch said...

Okay, pre-answers, I thought Beyonce was Reba.

Wrecktastic.

Derelict said...

Janine said...
"I was thinking it was Madonna, Charo & Britney Spears. whoops"

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Lizzy said...

Like so many others, I also thought it was Madonna, Charo and Britney. But, like, mini-van smashing with an umbrella Britney.

Christine said...

Dude, scary. Those are all freaky cakes. Particularly the last one. Her teeth are making me especially nervous.

♥ xtine
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Elizabeth said...

I thought Madonna, Paula Abdul, and Suzanne Somers. Go figure.

Amanda said...

I thought the second one was Dolly Parton! The third I got, but it will haunt my nightmares.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't figure out why anyone would want a Charo cake!

Kristin aka kjnohr aka Trekkie Gal said...

The middle one is DEFINITELY Charo! :D

Emily Kline said...

I was convinced that the Beyonce one was Charo.

lifeinredshoes said...

I'd sue.

Anonymous said...

I thought Madonna, Charo, and Barbra Streisand.

Yeah, I'm old.

--E

Lorry said...

I thought it was Madonna, Hilary Duff, and then Miley. I think #1 looks more like Madonna than Tori even after seeing the picture!

Anonymous said...

I got 2/3
I thought the first one was Madonna, and the only reason I guessed Beyonce was because of the B'day, and I remembered she had an album called that.
And as for Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, who could forget those crazy eyes?

Catriona said...

I guessed the Tori Amos one, but only because she's the only famous singer I could think of with long red hair and a penchant for being photographed with things like butterflies, and I guessed Hannah Montana because I couldn't think of anyone else with a huge, soul-devouring grin like that. The Beyonce cake is sheer WTF - I don't think Beyonce's own parents would have guessed that one.

janet2buns said...

I know this makes me impossibly old, but the only person I could think of that even vaguely resembles cake #1 is Cloris Leachman.

falcon said...

I did get the Hanna Montama... but none of the others.

Julie said...

Wow I cannot believe I am not the only one who guessed Madonna, Charo, Britney. I feel slightly better about it now.

Teaberry said...

Oh my god, I thought the second one was Charro.

Kaitlin said...

Huh. Somehow out of those cakes I got Madonna, Mariah Carey and Suzanne Sommers. Wow.

Galadriel said...

Scary Hannah Montana teeth in a whole new light:
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2008/03/hannah-montana-really-real-teeth.html

Mary said...

My daughter guessed the Hannah Montana cake, I had no idea on any of them.

paul said...

I'm happy to see that I wasn't the only one who guessed Madonna and Charo for the first two!

Apparently that was the most excellent unintentional Charo cake of all time.

The last one had me stumped, but I was pretty sure it was either Suzanne Somers or Joanie Greggains...they're the same anyway, right?

Richard said...

I thought the Beyonce one was actually supposed to be Charro...

emily said...

I TOTALLY thought the second one was Charo!

ColetteNicole said...

I thought either Madonna or Tori Amos for 1. I'm with you all on the Charo for 2. I thought number 3 was Kathy Griffin as a blond.

Kim said...

I totally thought the Hannah Montana was Suzanne Somers!

Anonymous said...

I thought Beyonce was Paula Abdul.

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Jennie said...

I literally thought Beyonce was Charo. If it was a Charo cake, it wouldn't have been a wreck.

Anonymous said...

I got the Tori Amos one!! I thought they did a pretty good job, I'm definitely not that creative with icing. :/

Jonathan said...

I guessed Margaret Atwood, Charo (yep) and Vaginal Davis!!!

Kalin said...

Hahaha! I got the first one. So good.

Moe said...

1. Tori Amos (awful but I think I recalled the magazine cover somehow).

2. Sofia Loren (apologies to her)

3. Courtney Love

Natascha said...

I thought that the Hanna Montana cake was that woman from 'Medium'
Whahahaha it looks a lot a like ;)

Melissa (& Billy) said...

Followed the link from a later post...LOL I guessed Madonna and Charo from the first two (I am cracking up at my fellow wreckfans who spotted 'Charo' on the 2nd cake).

But the third one...*shudder* KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! Reminds me of the Soundgarden video for "Black Hole Sun" where they used the (then) new trend of morphing everyone's faces into demented smiles.

missemilygracey said...

Wow, I got them all wrong. I thought it was Madonna, Janet Jackson and Britney Spears. Yikes! I should have known about the Miley one though since the eyes and mouth are pretty dead on.

1nes said...

call me stupid, but i actually though the first one was a crappy attempt on cameron diaz.

the second one i thought was an old lady addicted to plastic surgery and tanning!!

but miley's was dead on. gives me the creeps. wouldnot want that served at a 6 year old's party....

Russ Bebb said...

Bette Midler, Reba Mcintyre and Madonna. I am really old.

Anonymous said...

I could swear the is Madonna, Charo and Suzanne Somers. There is no way that's not Chrissy Snow.

Cammie said...

WTF Does everyone think the first on is Madonna? I knew it was Tori because I know that photo from Rolling Stone Mag...also, Madonna doesn't have red hair! AND Madonna blows.

The Miley one is HILARIOUS though. HA HA HA HA!!

Anonymous said...

The Hannah Montana cake was fairly accurate...

Anonymous said...

I thought the first one looked like Joan Rivers!

I guessed Hannah Montana, but then again, I had the "6th Birthday" thing helping me along to that conclusion.

:)

Anonymous said...

I thought Charo for the 2nd one also. For the 3rd I thought Courtney Love is who it actually looked like LOL, but thought it was probably supposed to be Britney Spears.

Linda K

Anonymous said...

Okay I love Tori & I thought Madonna... I think it's the cross necklace (where did that come from?) Beyonce's I would have NEVER guessed, and the hanna montana one looks like she's part Blade style vampire coming to rip my head off!!!!

Nery said...

LOL i thought the second cake of beyonce was charo! LOL cuchi-cuchi!

Sara said...

I know I'm late but I'm curious... Am I the only one who thought "Barbara Streisand, some chick from the 70's who's name escapes me(Olivia Newton John? Carly Simon? I don't know), and Barb again? I'm embarrassed that I love Tori so much and thought it was Streisand.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe only person besides me guessed Reba McEntire on the second cake. Charo is just not my generation but I almost guessed Kathy Griffin before I decided on Reba. But I got Madonna on the first one and Hannah on the third because the third one is actually accurate.

Meghan the Smith

Laura said...

Hey, I got Tori Amos right!! I'm impressed with my early 90's memory, and you should be too!

And yes, Miley Cyrus DOES have crazy eyes and chain-smoker teeth. O.o

Anonymous said...

so, if the album is "b'day," then that means that the cake actually says "happy Kim." there are no words.

Cupcakes Lady said...

Madonna, Charro, and Kathy Griffin. Lol awful...simply awful. lol xx

dangard said...

That's sad, i'm a huge Tori fan, I even have that magazine and I thought it was Carrot Top!

Anonymous said...

OK, my incorrect guesses were 1) that Shawn White guy who does some sport that I can't even believe is in the Olympics, 2) Charo on a bed of CDs, and 3)Patricia Arquette. Judging by the other guesses, I'd say and actual Charo cake is in order.

Penny said...

Okay, if this didn't say celebrity singers, I would have sworn the first one was Ms. Frizzle from the Magic School Bus!

Cindy Major said...

Would you believe I managed to guess Tori Amos? I'm not sure exactly why or how... Maybe because she's my fave singer and one of the rare few with red hair.

Simply atrocious. Makes for some entertaining reading, though! I am thoroughly enjoying my tour of your blog!

Anonymous said...

I thought the 2nd and 3rd ones was Charo.

John said...

I was sure the first one was Joni Mitchell.

fitkitty said...

I guessed Hannah Montana, only b/c it said "happy 6th" but to me it totally looks like suzanne sommers!

Tracy Carlson-King said...

i thought the third one was suzanne summers! looks just like her lol

narwhals4eva said...

the hannah montana cake was for a 6th birthday party. What could you expect?

narwhals4eva said...

I did though, consider madonna for all of them. Who hasn't she looked like?

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