NOTE: Getteth thine kiddies hence! (Translation: today's post is not for the youngun's!)
These clowns seem pretty excited about their cupcakes.
No, I mean really excited.
No, no. I mean REALLY excited.
"Oh! Uh. Hi, guys. Heheh. So, what's up?"What are we doing? Who - us? Uh...nothing? Yeah, nothing. Nothing at all. Sooo....yeah. Listen, can you close that door again on your way out? And turn the Jimmy Buffett CD back on? Thanks. Yeah. You, too. Ok, then. Bye!"
"So I says to her, 'hey, baby, don't let the tiny clown car fool you; it's not the way you throw the cream pie, it's the way you put the tutu on the dog!' And she was all, 'What?' and I was like, 'never mind.' Yeah."And then, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Something like this comes along:
Whatever you do, DO NOT click on this picture to see it full size. Srsly. Don't do it.[whistling]
Ok, now that you've clicked on the picture to see it full size - care to join me in a "I could've gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys" scream? Groovy.
AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!
Keith R., Will B., Jane O., Amy F., & Nicole V., I nominate "tinkle toys" as the new clown-bits euphemism for 2010. Any seconds?
- Related Wreckage: Coulrophobia Cakes
Note: The tinkle toys in the last picture were supposed to be buttons. Pink buttons.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 258 Newer› Newest»That was the most horrifying cupcake I've ever seen. Thank you for burning that into my memory. Lol!
Spit take with the coffee when I enlarged the pic. Great start to my day!
CLEARLY in the last one, they are bubble wands that the clowns put down to have a picture taken, not realizing that the whole body would be included.
It happens more often then you'd think.
uhm... ah... AUGH? yeah I did NOT need to see that. but it was like a car crash. you couldn't help BUT to look at it.
Waugh. (Shuddering noise)
As if my clown phobia wasn't enough to give me nightmares! ;)
You know, clowns and cupcakes have needs, too. It's not our place to judge.
What the heck were those "tinkle toys" supposed to be? Was that a naughty bakery?
oh. my. wow, these are. um. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Gah! WHO wouldn't NOTCIE this?!?! Eek! Thanks so much for THAT nightmare tonight, lol.
OH!!! MY EYES!! MY EEEYEESSSS!!
Note the blue icing in the last one. Clearly, these guys were bathing and minding their own business when some psycho wreckrator just burst in and started decorating cupcakes in their image. What I don't understand is why they posed for so long before kicking him out...
so how x-rated would it be to eat one of those things anyway? Would you have to be, uh, alone with it? Would you feel slightly ashamed? Would it ever call you after all was said and done for the date it promised you? These questions are going to fry my brain if I think about them too hard.
wv: Traliki *snorts*
I've seen some sick things in my life, but that...that was disturbing beyond words.
I am pretty sure that putting any one of these clowns on my food would be a great way to lose weight. not only would you not eat the food, but you'd burn calories from running away from it.
Nice restraint on not commenting on the flotsam. Too much horror for one cupcake--in so many different ways. Aaaagh!
vw: pressi "Look what happens ven ve pressi ze icing tip like zis . . ."
Glad you explained that they were supposed to be buttons, because I thought it had to be a bakery prank for sure.
In fact, I'm not entirely convinced they were supposed to be buttons after all...
The last one shows equality... some of them have Va-jay-jay's until the the very first clown in the front row... I laughed so hard..I almost choaked on my Coffee.... Thank You for so many Laughs even whn I didnt feel like laughing.
Thank you very much. I can NEVER UNSEE THAT!
just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
Oh my lord, I hope I never see anything like that for the rest of my life!
Holy cow. I think my favorite are the humping clown cupcakes. I'm giggling like a 10-year-old in my office.
Tinkle Toys Unite!!!!
Thanks for my morning chuckle/nightmare as I start my day!! Your site is hilarious. Pam
Now this is a first, never did I expect to come on this site and find CLOWN PORN! This is truly a new low for Cake Wrecks... keep it up;)
These are beyond tragic (what's with the compulsion to sprawl clowns across baked goods?) and those cupcakes? Pink buttons huh? uh huh yeah ok:-P
PS for anyone who actually might be offended by today's blog, well ya'll need to get hooked on phonics. Go back and read the first line of the page VERY SLOWLY, it's ok I'll wait... feel silly dontcha? Off with ya now!
LOL! love these!
This post earns the biggest WTF ever. Who would make these or buy these? Especially those last ones. I think the last clowns were made by people who were trying to get away with something, like hidden items in The Little Mermaid cover art.
Okay, the clowns were awful! Did anyone else see the chocolate cupcake in teh background with the green gummy worm on top? Clearly this bakery has some issues!
Those are just all KINDS of wrong.
That was seriously an amazing lol to get me through the rest of this COLD, Wet, day teaching children!
*waits for obligatory "THIS IS A KIDS BLOG WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SUCK" comments*
Those last clowns were . . . HOW did they not notice that? Really? Even my little mind isn't so innocent as to not notice something like that when I screw something up . . .
Oh come on, like you’ve never dressed up as a clown and made sweet, sweet love to your sweet sweets. Am I right?
Anyone...
[gulp]
I never had a fear of clowns... until today! Thanks a lot!
No freaking way. The color match is especially disturbing/remarkable.
I really should stop reading your blog at work. I normally try to stick with silent laughter, but today I couldn't help myself.. and the loud guffaws coming from my desk area does not help the illusion I'm trying to create of being a normal, relatively sane, capable secretary.
The clowns in the last photo look like they are in straight-jackets. Add that to the tinkle toys ((shudder))...
Wow. These are, I don't know.....absolutely AWESOME!
Thank you for the huge laugh. :-)
Best. Post. Ever.
What were they thinking?!
I second the Tinkle Toys moniker, but I pray that it never has to be used ever again. That was beyond disturbing!
I guess everything really does float down there, who'da thunk it.
Obscene clown cupcakes. I think that I've now seen it all. EYE BLEACH!!!
(snicker, snicker, clown tinkle toys...)
AAHHHHHHHHHHHH! My eyes!!!!!!
Just one more reason why there shouldn' be clowns.
laaaaugh. 'tinkle toys'. Priceless.
I have just seen things that cannot be unseen....lol
You have spoiled a pure mind! *Shifting eyes upwards and raising a finger to my lips, shhh!* I didn't see how the last one could be considered clown porn until I read the rest of your post... I just thought, thet were horribly, hilariously put together cupcakes that were supposed to look like clowns... Oh ok, so thats a lie, I first thought the feet looked like grandma had spent a little toom much time outside and now her nips were turning blue, but can you blame me? Two big blobs with blue spots in the middle? Come, even a child could spot that!
If I wasn't scared of clowns before, I surely am now!
See, see, there is a reason to be frightened of clowns.
I'm scared of clowns for a whole difference reason now.
I thought those bits on the last clowns were supposed to be their hands, just like their feet were litte swipes of icing. If they really are supposed to be buttons, then I think it is more disturbing that they are a bunch of armless clowns. No offence intended to people without arms.
"Tinkle toys" officially seconded.
Brain scrubbing officially commencing.
There's not really anything to say to that, except: Oh, my God.
So one has to wonder just exactly what it was the Wreckerator thought that extra...um...the...uh, that was supposed to be? Are there a lot of tri-lower-limbed clowns on his/her home planet?
There's just no way that's not 17 kinds of wrong. None.
That last set of clown must have come from a pedophilia's dream bakery. How wrong- how very, very wrong! Aren't there supervisors who walk around checking on their staff's work with comments or a trash can ready?
I really, really do not know how i ever went a day in my life without such a great laugh from Cake Wrecks! Thank you so much for making me laugh every day!
Those are just. so. wrong.
WHY would they use flesh colored icing? WHY?? that's not an easy color to make, unless they WANTED to make the clowns nekkid. sure they're buttons....especially on that one on the far RIGHT in the picture....It's like a nudist clown colony whack-off party.
what's the concept of clowns sprawled over cupcakes anyway (face up OR face down?)
Bojangles #2 looks like he's at a Mardi-Gras party.
wv: monalmog--apparently what a group of clowns sound like when they "come" together....
That picture actually made me say "Oh my god!" out loud to an empty house. For some reason I wasn't expecting little clown private parts.
Loved this post!
At first they looked disturbingly like armless naked clowns (right, Stumpy?) until I noticed a pattern...the icing has a seam in it that makes it look like a right arm, with the "hand" hidden in the vicinity of the "buttons" (aka as tinkle toys!)
Oh, god! As if I wasn't scared of clowns enough already, now I have to picture them nekkid, too?!?!?!
LOL, AWWWWWWW, LOL. Too funny.
Thanks
I didn't know they made Joker henchmen cupcakes! Scary!
Wow! I am cackling enough to wake up the whole house. If this is what we get from Jen taking a rest day...take more rest days! Fantastically funny.
OK, my jaw dropped (literally, not figuratively!) when I -- despite all warnings -- clicked on the picture to see it full size. Oh, MY!
Now I know why Wakko Warner was afraid of clowns. Of course, who’s he to talk; he wasn’t wearing any pants, either.
“It's like a nudist clown colony whack-off party.” FTW!!!
^..^
Tigerwolf
WV - anglog: The fallen tree limb where film director Mr. Lee is sitting between takes.
I can totally see how people could be afraid of clowns with those!
<3 Betsy
http://www.javacupcake.com
I would never have thought to enlarge that photo had you not warned us against it. Sneaky, very sneaky!
That was just absolutely scary! I am in shock that there were actual cupcakes and cakes like that! I have no words...no words. I am forever scarred.
These are for some crazy ladies bridal shower, right? One who really loves clowns or is she marrying a clown?
Imagine the horror that would be the wedding cake...
That was scary. And I'm not even afraid of clowns. X_X
My husband made me click. I can never get rid of that image! And I love how those clown feet look like toes with rotten toenails.
tinkle toys.
i cant.. stop.... laughing....
The last picture made me think "Wow, so much yummy icing. I'd have to wipe the penis off before I ate it, though."
Speaking of "tinkle toys", did you know the Christmas song "Silver Bells" was originally supposed to be "Tinkle Bells"?
Bwahahaha!!! That last photo has the clowns all lined up, like the clown car has stopped at the X-rated movie theater and they all went in together. I guess it's going to be tough for the police to identify them now!
Are they in clown straitjackets, or are they holding their hands behind their back, sort of like "Ta daa!"?
I know I shouldn't be surprised by anything I see on here anymore, but SERIOUSLY?!?! How can those people try to put those cakes/CCC's (ptooie) out and not see the problems? It's one thing to misspell words and make general ugliness, but this is seriously GROSS!! And clowns are supposed to be for kids, so it's even worse! Arrrrgh! The madness of some people!
OMG that was way too funny, and yeah like I would NOT click on the picture after that, LOL ; ) I can not believe all of those, no wonder I don't like clowns they are just ummm freaky yeah there is the right word....
You told us not to, but if you really didn't want us, why mentionn it at all?
Sneaky, very sneaky
Today's post was all a ploy to get the phrase "tinkle toy" into everyone's vocab! haha :)
Ahh Cake Wrecks, you make my day!
On the subject of Clown Tinkle Toys, I would have bet they had stripes, but I was wrong.
There is no way this wasnt intentional! you would have to be blind not to see what this looks like!
I've never seen a more crotchified set of buttons!
Omg! Clowns are creepy anyway, but flashing clowns.............
I was noticing the gummy worm cupcake next to them too... weird!
Blogger Doug Warren said...
On the subject of Clown Tinkle Toys, I would have bet they had stripes, but I was wrong.
Oh. Oh, my.
*gigglesnort*
-Jenn
Thanks for both my first laugh of the day, and my new fave phrase of "tinkle toy."
Is it just me or do those last clowns appear to be in straight jackets with their clown junk exposed - how twisted!
My eyes! My eyes! I'm gonna have daymares alll day now.
Quick the SOS pads to scrub my eyes!
That is just so not right.
But you made me smile and I needed that. The Jr Hi kids just left for lunch (now I won't be able to eat mine)
This post is precisely why we all keep reading your blog. Funny does not even begin to cover it!
And if you need a third on the Tinkle Toys?
Third!
That's the second time in two days I looked at something and went "Oh, that's a penis." (For the record, I was watching deleted scenes of Love Actually" and one of the Christmas Nudie Artworks was four full frontal naked guys) I don't know why I shared that with strangers or felt the need to justify myself for strangers, but there you have it.
Oh. My. The naked clowns...who's idea was it to make them peachy colored? And why do their legs look like big toes? And why...just why?
Absolutely the funniest blog you have ever posted!! I was laughing so hard I'm crying - at work!! (And that was before I even clicked on the last picture!!)
(I may need to mention that I just took my first course of cake decorating and have made a few clown cupcakes since... and I'm also taking clown classes...)
OH MY GAAWWDD.. No wonder people have a fear of clowns.. *shudder*
Did anyone else notice the clown in the very back left? What's he up to? One of the guys in the middle row has turned around to see what's going on.
The last pic is the clown convention going through the TSA to get on a plane.
You have to wonder about these bakeries, don't ya? I mean, we get a warning to get our kids out of the room here on Cake Wrecks, but do the bakeries that created these atrocities post such warnings? What kind of questions would we face from our children after simply taking them to choose their birthday cake? I shudder to think!
What I truly TRULY don't understand about the last one (other than why it exists in the first place) is how the clowns can manage to be naked AND in straightjackets at the same time!
THEY DO COCAINE!
Yes, metalheads read and love this blog.
Wow. Someone actually frosted penii onto clown cupcakes. This makes Mapplethorpe look like Norman Rockwell (not really).
Thanks for making my day! Of course I HAD to enlarge the last picture...I laughed so hard that it woke up my drowsy kitty cats!
"Tinkle" Toys, eh? I guess that's the 'other' thing we could be watching the clowns do here...
There must be porno movies like this somewhere. But I'm definitely not going to find out for sure.
Ahhh!!!Just just reinforced my fear of clowns!!!!
On another note, would you want to eat cake with GOBS of frosting??
This is the real horror story of clowns-- Stephen King has nothing on these bakeries.
Excuse me while I reach for the brain bleach.
Why would naked clowns need pink buttons??
whoever did the last cupcakes should go to cupcake jail. srsly.
Oh, MY! I have never laughed SO hard at one of your posts in my life! (And that is saying something, I assure you!)
Also, I completely agree with anon at 10:21:
"I second the Tinkle Toys moniker, but I pray that it never has to be used ever again. That was beyond disturbing!"
They look like sumo clowns! Why oh why would they include those parts on a cupcake? Who wants to eat that kind of cupcake?
I nominate "putting the tutu on the dog" instead!! rotfl
p.s. Still singing "War Cake" today. Thanks a lot...
This was hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh! I love you guys!!!
Mwahahahahahahaha SNORT ahahahahahaha snort snort snort..
That was the funniest .... hahahahaha
Buttons. .... ahahahahaha
pink...fleshy buttons...
ahahahahahahahaha
Do you ever wonder if the "decorators" actually make these mistakes on purpose? Who in their right mind would BUY these cupcakes unless it was a special order? I can just see it now........Oh, Martha those poor clown cupcakes didn't sell, so I now have free cupcakes for a week!
Shudder..............:(
Now I remember why I, like so many people, find clowns so horrifying!
Ack! Bad clown!
I'm really hoping those naughty clowns are the most disturbing thing I'll be seeing today.
But it's a big city.
I will *never* eat a creme-filled cupcake again!
My retinas! Not even staring at the sun helps.
What was seen can not be unseen!
OMG!! Those are not buttons. No way.
Amy B-H
I am so sorry I looked.
Thank you. My fear of clowns has reached an all-time high!
Boss: What?! Are those clowns naked?
Decorator: Oh, goodness, no! They are wearing fat suits, silly.
Boss: Uh, then what is with the little pink, uh, "thing"?
Decorator: That's the pink zipper, of course!
Boss: Oh! Good job! Carry on then, carry on.
oh man the word Tinkle Toys is already taken...
Apparently you put it in the urinal and take aim.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/59975121@N00/2231324278/
Well that was.. lovely.? Pink buttons you say? lovely.
Ignore my inability to use the English language correctly. It was those er lovely pink buttons that didn't seem to need pants to er stay in place.?
:( What? No g-rated today? *sniff* not funneee..
isnt it so appropriate they are wearing straitjackets?
This was the PERFECT birthay post for one such as me! I had quite the laugh!
Thank you!!
wv: dipro
The clown didn't need dipro because he had di cupcake.
I am trying to picture those pieces of art on display in our local Wal-Mart bakery. Holy moly.
Tinkle toys!
*snerk*
WTF is up with the green gummy worm on the otherwise-nice chocolate cupcake in the background of the photo??
@ Jenn 12:09--
I was thinking they would have polka-dots, or maybe be shaped like balloon animals, but apparently not. More likely to have some dreaded clown STD instead.
"Those aren't sprinkles?!"
wv: misalur--- when you find yourself initially 'alured' by something that turns out to be disgusting instead. Like clown cupcakes.
Maybe if the clowns were'nt FLESH COLORED with pink buttons, there wouldn't have been such an issue. Is it really that hard to mix up a new color of frosting before piping those bodies?!
Not to pick nits, but - could that just possibly be a misplaced apostrophe in the Note? Nah, couldn't be.
What on earth were they thinking? Were the flesh-colored dabs supposed to be hands that gravity dirtified?
HAHAHA! WHAT? WHAT? Wow! Just, wow.
ROFL!
the last one... omg. In addition to the obvious, it also looks like they are naked and squatting on the cupcake. I do not want to eat that. If it's chocolate cake, I DEFINITELY do not want to eat that.
THAT was the most hilarious post EVER! OH MY GOD....Your dialogue on the one BEFORE the porno ding-a-ling clowns was PRICELESS!!!! I am going to find a way to fit that into something I say in my day. I am.
"Hence" means "to here." Perhaps you meant "thence"?
totally gonna date myself but...
Coed Naked Clown Cupcake making!!!!
(yes, I was a teenager in the 90's when these t-shirts were all the rage)
It wasn't the "tinkle toys" that got me. It was the elaphantiasitic arms and legs, The Elephant Man arms are especially tragic, since they can't reach the...
...no no no. I dare not go on.
Noni
vw "mentate" Shades of Dune.
Oh. My. Goodness. "I Don't Understand!!" (imagine Ryan Reynolds voice in the Proposal). Flesh colored icing--never a good idea.
turkey clown headed cupcakes wrecks need action too, just saying, don't hate on the playerz
wv: tifev
tiny lovin clown fever -slang for, well, you know
Sweet Mother Mary.... what in gods name!?!? AAAAAHHHHHHHHH.
I thought that maybe they were folded hands in the last picture although that did seem a little odd
This just makes me hate clown decorations even more! Bleck! Who thought this would be fabulous to put on cakes?
Buttons my buttocks - that's an employee who's sniffed just a bit too much icing sugar having a laugh. And if you need your own Tinkle Toy, they come in twin packs and I can get you one at our local supermarket ;)
WV - Dentelov. What you're showing by eating a clown's icing Tinkle Toy
Well, the clowns' toys are funny but the clown in the middle certainly looks like he is pointing at the guy to the right. Hilarious!
And those are definitely not buttons......
Funny, I sort of like cupcakes now...
Based on what else we've seen going on in this bakery, I'd wager that's not a gummy worm, per se.
"Tinkle toys"? THAT'S a new one! Thanks, Jen! Can't wait to start teaching that one to my 3 year old nephew ;)
Man, now I'm REALLY afraid of clowns.
Nudie clown cupcakes? Seriously? I can't even begin to imagine WHY anyone would want that...
While I can easily imagine most of these to be happy and delightful Dead Clown Cakes, in the last one I can't get over the huge muscles and the fact that all the clowns appear to have their hands tied behind their backs.
Way too funny!
Linda
http://mrsjaybob.com
What.... The.... Heck?
Um, wow. Those cakes could seriously scare kids and make them hate clowns forever.
I've been a long time reader, but have never posted. I recently spent several months in the hospital with no internet access. I missed Wreaks! I passed the site addy around to all the nurses and so many told me they laughed til they cried.
I'm home now and as soon as I could get online I read back through all the months I've missed.These clowns caused me to spray the monitor with a mouthful of pepsi! I'm still in tears!
Thank you for all your hard work. I can't wait to see more....um....or less maybe thinking of those clowns,,,,,
Katy ~ Island Girl
Oh god. That last one is someone's nightmare in cupcake form!
I shouldn't laugh this hard at work.
If you do enlarge the last photo, look at the upper right hand side. There are brown swirl cupcakes with gummy worms on top.
How do you eat these cupcakes anyhow? Remove the head pick and then what flatten the load of icing with a spoon It all can fit into my mouth at the same time..
omg! Maybe I shouldn't have seen them full size~
As I keep telling ya, clowns are just too dadgum creepy.
'Nuf said.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! That. was. hilarious!!!!!
wv: hyporwood (snicker)
I was afraid of clowns before. Now I think I need therapy!
Clown junk on cupcakes? The internetz really came through for us this time. I pity our grandparents, not having access to this level of quality entertainment :)
some of those tinkle toys need antibiotics
I have no words for that last picture.
That last one is: Just. So. Wrong.
Buttons my hiney! That decorator is a sicko. HooHas hanging out on clowns in straight jackets. It's just not right.
Um…buttons? Who decided to say those tinkle toys are buttons and did they think we are really that gullible that we would think those clowns were NAKED! Hmmm…maybe it was for a party at a nudist colony. Yea, let’s go with that….
And at no point the wreckerator didn’t realize there were one too many appendages on the clown cake!? I mean she added orange dots to the hands and feet when she got to the tinkle toy did she just say “hmmmm maybe nobody will notice”.
What the heck! How were those last cupcakes even allowed to be sold? There's only one store where those cupcakes MIGHT be appropriate, and even then they're very, VERY disturbing. I can never unsee what I've just seen.
And why are they wearing straighjackets? And what's the blue stuff stuck to the bottom of their shoes?
They were suppossed to be pink buttons? Yeeaaah sure they were. lol
I believe we have just discovered the use of the cake derator...
WV- wakeigor
Someone wakeigor and show him these clowns!
Clowns have always scared me, but now I think it's safe to say that fear is NOT irrational. They are perverted, crazed maniacs!
Oh my goodness.. this was just tooo funny!!!! It's not often this happens but I'm lost for words lolol
As if the "tinkle toys" weren't bad enough, that's enough frosting to put one in a diabetic coma! LOL!
Want some cupcake with your frosting monstrosity? Yeesh! :D
Mwaaaahhhhhh...gasp for air...more hysterical laughter ala Peanuts cartoon...gasp, gasp. Ok you have TOTALLY made my Friday!!!!!! Return to hysterical laughter and repeated viewings of this post like it's the last chocolate on a desert island.
BUTTONS???? Pink, crotch buttons on a flesh colored outfit??? No way the decorator is innocent in this.
Yay! You got BoingBoinged!!! :)
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/08/just-look-at-this-ba.html
Wow. I mean, holy cow. I did not expect that. And if you expect me to believe those were supposed to be pink buttons, you got another thing comin'
Oh. My. God.
I wonder if my insurance will cover the therapy bills after this? I'm not sure I'm covered on clown-related mental breakdowns.
How could the baker not realize the horror they were creating?!?!
Those pink "buttons" are looking pretty flesh colored to me!
wv: dinodud The 3rd Jurassic Park movie was a dinodud.
This is my first time playing the word verification game.
Bravo
and
well done.
I think those clowns are in strait jackets, the keys are the the pink...Sadistic decorator!
Those are the most disturbing things I think I've ever seen. And I've seen some disturbing s**t in my life.
Omg. I really shouldn't have shown my husband that last photo while he's still getting over food poisoning.
Oh dear lord. To paraphrase Bart Simpson, "Can't sleep, clowns will boink me!"
OMG. I literally just screamed! Burned into the memory banks...forever...aaaaaauuuuuuggghhhh!!!
Oh my I could have gone my whole life without seeing that. I really wonder what goes through peoples mind sometime.
Thanks for a great blog. I look at it everyday and am amazed.
Note: The tinkle toys in the last picture were supposed to be buttons. Pink buttons.
Yeah, Right.
AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!! My eyes they burn! Yes I clicked and I set it as my co-workers wallpaper Ha ha! Next time he won't steal my sodas.
Best. Post. EVER!
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I...I fear clowns...and...and now I'm paranoid...
These decorators...I just...just don't know anymore.
between the last picture, the exhortation NOT to click on it, Jen's comments, and the running commmentary here, I've had a great laugh till I cry tonight..
I did look at the blog at work today, but didn't click on the picture till tonight. Given how tired I was today, it's probably a good thing. They probably would've put ME in a strait-jacket ...
My question would be simply, WHY?
Why are they all in flesh colored straight jackets with their wang 'tidbits' hanging out??? WHY????
Those...don't look a thing like belly buttons to me... D:
Yup. They're all "excited"... xD
I just laughed so hard I think I peed myself a little.
OMG, I laughed so hard when I saw the full size image...hahahaha Hilarious!
"whoever did the last cupcakes should go to cupcake jail. srsly."
No, they should go to CLOWN jail-- think how creepy and crowded (like 100 to a cell?)that would be. And how clowns would get after they've been in prison awhile... In fact, I think maybe that's the kind of clowns we're seeing depicted here today. Clown jail-type clowns-- the worst kind of all!
Confession: I HAD TO look. I think some trousers are in order, especially for Mr. Right.
Love your work. I can always count on a good laugh from your blog.
My fav is still the balloons on a child's cake - Since then I've never looked at a birthday cake with balloons on it the same.
Oh.My.Gosh! I'm so glad you clarified the "buttons" thing, b/c I never would have guessed that's what they're supposed to be. I thought perhaps maybe they were custom cupcakes for a very weird bachelorette party. You have to think to yourself: a) what store would actually sell those, b) what kind of person would actually BUY them!?
The first thing I think of when someone mentions the book Angela's Ashes is how Frank McCourt referred to his teenage, er..."personal time" as "the excitement."
Thanks to today's CW post, I now have transferred that idea, and for the rest of my life when someone mentions clowns, I will think of "clown excitement."
*shudder*
OMG! It just kept getting worse! And I had to laugh in silence, my sides splitting, so my kids wouldn't come see what the halla-baloo was all about..*too*, *too* funny!! Who approves things like that to go on the shelves?! Love it!
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I think we have a new catchphrase ... humping clown cupcakes ...
I look forward to the years of therapy it will take for me to recover from this incredibly disturbing post.
>_< Oh no.