So let's look at some golf cakes, shall we?
Now, golf courses come in all shapes and sizes, which allows for a wide range of difficulty, scenery, and funny faces:
"The good news is you've got a nice straight shot.
"The bad news is that ball is to scale."
Which reminds me: would you believe the term "lead foot" originated in golf?
If so, then let me tell you the one about the goofy cake blogger who knew obscure factoids about sports.
For = how you indicate who gets the ugly golf cake.
"Four" = *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*