Unfortunately, I think some wreckerators out there took this as career advice.
And believe me: there are no winners here.
You know what they always say about edible splatter paint!:
Nothing, actually. They're all too busy trying to avoid the pieces with the poo-colored jelly beans.
Here's one that made use of the drop method:
Of course, when you're lobbing across such great distances, some breakage is to be expected:
This one's making me hungry:
Curse you, Wreckerators, and your nefarious mind-washing piles of whipped cream and berry goodness!
(The 'kill it' caption was added by Serious Eats, btw, which has a hilarious episode recap here. I wonder where they might have gotten their inspiration, hmmm? :D)
Thanks to Jill N., Ashlee M., Cassie G., Julie V., Kimberly B., & Elizabeth L., who all get to be first in line come book-tour-throwing time.