Also, dad's ball seems a little low.
Speaking of which, go ahead: tell me this placement wasn't intentional:
And maybe I'm out in left field here, but don't you usually tend to see this kind of thing around third base?
Still, at least that baker has actually seen a baseball bat before. This one seems to have confused it with some kind of joystick:
And in related news, something something "some kind of joystick."
See? These jokes practically write themselves.
Ah. I see the force is strong with this one:
Also, is that a Chef's hat, or a pile of poo? 'Cuz I can't make heads or tails of it.
And finally, men, do you experience a burning sensation when you go?
...to bat, I mean? Go to bat?