I'll be posting my Passover greetings this Monday, but in the meantime, allow me to wish the rest of you a truly heartfelt...
AndI mean that.
All together now! Who are we?
And what are we celebrating?
It's kind of like Easter, only for people named Ed who have an aversion to script.
Of course, to many people Easter is the celebration of Christ's resurrection.
To others, it's the celebration of strung-out bunnies in search of their next omelet.
Sometimes this can lead to Easter being accused of over commercialization, and focusing too little on its religious roots. However, when it comes to cake, at least, I think I can speak for us all when I say...
(Photo removed at the request of the baker. Please enjoy this lovely photo of Epcot.)*
Let's just stick to wrecking the bunnies.
After all, the lamb cake is often said to represent either the Passover lamb or Christ himself. So with that in mind, look at this cake:
Now tell me: which is creepier? That, or...
Ok, we'll call it a draw.
In fact, both of those were so creepy I nearly pooped a pumpkin! But then I realized that wouldn't be season-appropriate. So instead, I...
...excreted an egg.
Thanks to Megan C., Kelley N., Lisa B., Byron K., Erin E., Kristy B., & Darla D. for cracking us up. Hard-boiled humor like this always goes over easy.
*The picture we removed was of a cross cake which was a bit wonky, had random decorations and was "decorated" (squirted) with white icing. Really quite lovely especially if you're a fan of king cakes.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
We don’t have any copies of Cake Wrecks for sale here, autographed or otherwise. We decided the shipping and handling costs would be too high to make it worth your while. So instead, buy your copies locally or online and then order personalized bookplates: it’s cheaper, easier, and I think even looks a bit nicer.
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