(Also be sure to emphasize the "Old Woman" part; seniors LOVE that.)
I've been short for as long as I can remember, so I can say with some authority that this is why you should always order the *regular size* birthday cake:
When celebrating a lucky couple's recent engagement, it helps to say something complimentary:
Guess what number two is?
Thanks to Cindy J., Erica L. & Erin P., Julie W., Gary L., Joann B., & Koby, who are talking to me, and actually do find me amusing. So that's seven.
* Which I just made up.