Nicky can hear you booing, everyone. Don't make Nicky get the hand puppets out again.
Okay, our next award is in the category of Best Supporting Role. And the nominees are:
And the award for Best Supporting Role goes to.... 'The Flower Girl's Chiclets!' Yes, brilliant. I loved them in JAWS.
Now on to our second category, the award for Best Writing in a Comedic Role. (I actually wrote a hilarious cake this year myself, but, surprise surprise, it's not "eligible." Yeah. They even used air quotes.)
Anyway, the nominees are:
The story of a rowdy group of deaf football players who suddenly regain their hearing after the coach blows his whistle. Starring Will Ferrell.
The story of a group of rowdy sorority girls who work part-time at a coffee shop and fall in love with a nearby football team. Starring Will Ferrell.
The story of a rowdy teenager who explores life as a sheep-herder in the 1920s. Starring Will Ferrell.
The nominees for Best Set Dressing are:
Um...who are these big burly men coming on stage? What are you...HEY! PUT ME DOWN! And give me back my award! That's mine! MINE, I SAY!! BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!
[announcer] This has been the Golden Wreckies! Thank you for watching, and good night!
Nicky: [voice fading out] MIIIINE!!
I'd like to thank the Academy, Steve, Kathryn B., Deanne M., Karen B., James, Michael, Sandy B., Brenda J., God, my mother and father... [music swelling] Wait! I'm not finished! My dog Boopsy, my hairdresser Leon, that guy from Cheers...