It's supposed to be a shirt.
See, you can tell by the...uh...well, by asking the Wreckerator.
Thanks to Mary M., who blames hippies with lava lamps in the 60's.
Personally, I think it was Lucy. In the sky. With diamonds.
Anyone want to check the envelope?
(P.S. If you got that, I love you. And if you didn't, just consider this post script a red herring.)