Take this guy. Here he was, minding his own business, when someone came along and punched him in the eye!
Poor defenseless little creat.... wait, is that a cupcake cake? Gimme your rifle.
(Why am I suddenly craving roasted almonds?)
Thanks, Marisa W., Terri C., Bonnie, cewest84, and Zephyr! If you ever hoof it over to my side of town, give me a rein! You're all I really caribou, and I promise not to leave you stag! (Not really. Please don't call me.)