And you know what that means, right?
Time to buy a cake.
(No, I've never met anyone named "Pole" before, either. But - BUT - John is Polish. So...um...maybe I sometimes affectionately refer to him as "Pole," ok? You don't know. Look, bottom line: just WORK WITH THE PUN, people, ok? Work...with the pun.)
With healthy stuff, of course!
You know, like oil-soaked Cheetos:
Erm. Wrong oil.
Or perhaps some exotic plant life:
Or, um, vampire ants?
>:= <--That's my vampire ant emoticon. You like?