I wouldn't recommend any of these.
U R j/k, right?
(You're doing *what* to a baby?)
Especially for your better half:
This one gets a little saucy:
(Ah, Retro commercial slogans for the win!)
Thanks to Wreckporters Margo K., Roberto S., Margaret J., Cheri P., & Kristen B., who are all expecting.
Oh! A large piece of cake, I mean. Yeah, they're expecting cake.
Sorry about that pregnant pause there; I was distracted by my own little bun in the oven.
It's cinnamon. It smells delicious.