Friday, January 8, 2010

Funny Business

Friday, January 8, 2010

NOTE: Getteth thine kiddies hence! (Translation: today's post is not for the youngun's!)

These clowns seem pretty excited about their cupcakes.


No, I mean really excited.


No, no. I mean REALLY excited.

"Oh! Uh. Hi, guys. Heheh. So, what's up?

"What are we doing? Who - us? Uh...nothing? Yeah, nothing. Nothing at all. Sooo....yeah. Listen, can you close that door again on your way out? And turn the Jimmy Buffett CD back on? Thanks. Yeah. You, too. Ok, then. Bye!"



"So I says to her, 'hey, baby, don't let the tiny clown car fool you; it's not the way you throw the cream pie, it's the way you put the tutu on the dog!' And she was all, 'What?' and I was like, 'never mind.' Yeah."


And then, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

Something like this comes along:

Whatever you do, DO NOT click on this picture to see it full size. Srsly. Don't do it.



[whistling]



Ok, now that you've clicked on the picture to see it full size - care to join me in a "I could've gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys" scream? Groovy.


AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!



Keith R., Will B., Jane O., Amy F., & Nicole V., I nominate "tinkle toys" as the new clown-bits euphemism for 2010. Any seconds?

- Related Wreckage: Coulrophobia Cakes

Note: The tinkle toys in the last picture were supposed to be buttons. Pink buttons.
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Anonymous said...

:.O

Tía Hillary said...

I think we have a new catchphrase ... humping clown cupcakes ...

ksaldria said...

I look forward to the years of therapy it will take for me to recover from this incredibly disturbing post.

The Speeding Turtle said...

>_< Oh no.

Kylie said...

Oh, oh! I know this one! Ok, the wreckerator is clearly a frustrated artist working in a bakery...so he (or she) has merged icing and art in a hideous, coulrophobia inducing interpretation of Dali's famous "Persistence of Time" painting.

Jessica said...

OMG hahahahahaha

that was good

Ariane said...

I now have a desperate desire to attempt to secrete ummm... pink buttons on all the cakes I make.

It would have made that echidna cake for the 4yr old's birthday even more amusing.

Kara said...

Oh. My. God.

Eco said...

I thought they were naughty balloon animals. Either way -- creepy!!

Pixelgoddess said...

What? No ethnic diversity in tinkle toys? Unthinkable. :P

Trista said...

I'm trying to figure out how to bleach those images clean out of my brain. Who in their right mind would...oh, I just spotted the mistake in THAT assumption. And as for the nudie clown horrors, did anyone else notice the giant gummie "worm" on the upper right hand dessert??

Anonymous said...

Never have liked clowns. Never. I feel validated.

Emme said...

WHY... why... why?
At least you helped my new year resolution, no cupcake will ever go in my mouth again without thinking if that! What do you know- cured of cupcakes!!

...but still afraid of evil clowns

Anonymous said...

I forgot about Saturdays. But looking over the clown post will keep me going until tomorrow.

Enjoy your day!!!

Mrs. Dude said...

"Note: The tinkle toys in the last picture were supposed to be buttons. Pink buttons."

...lol, I want to believe you so bad!

jillb-ilslp said...

It must be colder on the left side of that bakery.

jillb-ilslp said...

By the way, have a great day off, Jen and John! (And I hope you don't moderate this until at least Sunday! We want your day off to truly be a day OFF! Love you guys!)

SandyPie said...

You're upset about the tinkle toys (love that by the way!) and you didn't notice the slimy turd cake in the background, well now we know what it takes to get your attention!! (wink! Love ya Jen!)

Twirly McSwirl said...

When I saw the last pic, my reaction must have been quite the sight because my husband, very alarmed, goes, "baby, are you okay?!"

hah.

I Love Baby Quilts! said...

"It's the way you put the tutu on the dog!"

Anonymous said...

Please tell me the cupcakes on which the three REALLY excited clowns are lying were not cream filled.

Tom

Margaret said...

you can call it a button if you want to but that's not what I'd call it/them/whoosit.

Dwain said...

These cupcakes were made for the Dillon Edwards Investment Company, don't you know?

http://www.tressugar.com/1965732

Aimee said...

I feel like I need to bleach my brain... that is so disturbing!

Rachel said...

Okay, that's just disturbing. Funny, but disturbing! :D

Anonymous said...

What has happened to the PG blog? It's getting more and more risque and really is a shame.

Jill M. said...

AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! As if I wasn't clown-phobic already . . .

Kathleen said...

Buttons?! yeah...funny buttons. *lmao*

WV: repprat: let me repprat: don't click to see the full size picture.

D'oh! I forgot actually enter my first WV. Let me try again.

2nd WV: desses

Desses the funniest clown button I've ever seen

Karen said...

Now I know why my daughter has a clown phobia! Karen

Anonymous said...

o_O



WV: menta

Whoever made these clown cakes, especially the cupcakes, were absolutely "menta".

Anonymous said...

See, now, this is why I hate clowns!!! They're just scary---and I'm 45 years old!!!

Anonymous said...

Clown... hehehehehe... tinkle... *snort* toys... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This was so terrifying, but so hilarious! Thanks, so very much! This absolutely made my day!

-"Bess"

Anonymous said...

i am so stinking JEALOUS. some wreckspotters have all the luck! you'd think in kentucky we'd have some spectacular cake atrocities (or at least some spelling mistakes) but oh, no; the worst thing i see when i troll the wal*mart bakery is a shih tzu cake or poo icing.
kelly

Anonymous said...

Excellent. On top of that, my wv is "dingly"

Amanda said...

No wonder clowns are so happy all the time.......

Gary said...

Bonnie sez:
"so how x-rated would it be to eat one of those things anyway?"

It's a moot question, because to do that, I'd have to be in the same room with one of them, and that ain't gonna happen.

shikishinobi said...

Clowns, on the whole, are scary. I don't need clowning on my cake. Clowny cakes are fine, because there are no clowns in sight, but when it comes to this, it is just... no!

Untamed Shrew said...

"Mommy, do I have to eat the icing? I just like the cake part."

Joy, St. Louis, MO

Anonymous said...

Humping clown cupcakes....wow.

I can't even begin to figure out what these people are thinking- kinda makes you wonder what kind of background music they play in their bakery?

Va-va-va-voom!

YEEE-IKES!

ummmmheyyyy said...

You are ridiculous. Definitely adding Tinkle Toys to my daily vocabulary.

Ann said...

I did it... I clicked on the picture... And now I must go bleach my corneas and poke out my Third Eye with a Spork. But I DID laugh really hard.

SiriusSchwartz said...

Wow. Someone managed to find a way to make clowns more terrifying.

Lauren Borquez said...

The first clown looks like he is doing hokey pokey on his cupcake..poor thing hes gonna have some major back issues!

Sexy Sadie said...

Can't sleep...clown'll flash me. Can't sleep...clown'll flash me.

Mikenjane said...

Please make this a Cake Wrecks Classic for easy reference! Every time my daughter and I need to laugh REALLY hard we check out this post.

The "buttons" on those clown cupcakes = a serious cry for help!

MoreCowbellPlease23 said...

Thanks, now when asked whether or not I have seen a clown sprawled provocatively across a cupcake I can respond, with all confidence, yes, yes I have.

Hayley said...

My 8 year old daughter was looking over my shoulder when I scrolled down to these. She asked me "Mom, are those girl clowns or boy clowns?" I nearly choked on my coffee!!! Then, she simply said, "They must be boy clowns" and walked away!!!!!

Sexy Sadie said...

It's a week later and this thing is still haunting me!

RenaLynne said...

The visual imagery of children licking those, uh, buttons is just beyond disturbing. Do you suppose that's what the sicko "decorators" had in mind?

Shivering,

Anonymous said...

Glad for the pink buttons explanation. At first it crossed my mind, why put the fig leaves on the FEET?

rascalmom said...

Re: #3
But wouldn't Cupcake-Humping Clowns be a great name for a rock band?

TheOther said...

Well, really...How did you think they got the creamy filling in those?

Madeleine P said...

Flesh tone a no-no. No-No. NO. NOOOOOO. Augh, tsk tsk, wreckerators. Shun. Shuuuuuuun. P.S.~~ Jen, whadda ya say we kill it with fire? Huh? Huh? :D

Mistress of Snark said...

That last pic made my eyeballs burn. I am not kidding.

Loriwas said...

There are no words.. seriously... *wipes the scarring image from brain with a trowel*

Laura said...

So I follow Dana J. Gould on Twitter, and literally five seconds after checking out this old post on CW, I went to Twitter and his latest tweet was: "There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare."

I seriously about crapped my pants, since this is an older post so that tweet probably had nothing to do with it BUT SERIOUSLY THAT MANY CLOWN PENIS REFERENCES IN ONE SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, WHAT DOES IT MEEEAN??

Anonymous said...

Augggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!! I made it full size!!!! Dear god where is the bleach!?!?!?

lindsey said...

i looked at the full-size version!!!

scarred for life...

Kerri said...

I just want to see the red "three-legged" clown walk on stilts. You're welcome for that visual ;)

As for the straight-jacketed lil cupcake clowns with tinkle toys... I love 'em! hahaha I (even before I clicked the pic and found the tinkle toys)was cracking up just at the thought of clowns in straight jackets.

Dasani said...

X72ryiz


OMG. I clicked it. Bad mistake. I was just to go to bed, too.

keepmumsane said...

note to self..next time follow the instructions.. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
........put out my eyes!!

Anonymous said...

AAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JewelCG said...

Eye hurt. I has it.


wv remody = Nothing can remody the eye hurt.

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