Lookie what I found when John and I actually left the house last weekend:
Orcward Pie!Yep, I figure it's fine in small doses, but you really shouldn't make it a "hobbit."
[snicker]
(Yes, I *am* still taking Saturdays off - sort of. This is just something from my Twitter feed I thought you might "enjoy." So no griping about it not being a cake, hear?)
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We love you for putting it up!
That would be very "elvish" of us to complain.
I like that it's also a "feature." Thanks for posting!
Ha! Before I read your caption, the first thing that came to mind was "who the heck would want to eat an orc?!" I guess great geeky minds think alike... ;)
I'm confused - doesn't it say "Orchard"? Were there Orchards in LOTR? Do I need to go back to bed for another 8 hours?
Hmm, shouldn't that be "Entward Pie"? (I'm assuming it's made of tree fruits.)
Love LOTR pie!
Clearly, pies can be wrecked, too. Thanks for putting it up, even on a Saturday! Now go take the rest of the day off.
Hey this isn't a cake! - Sorry I couldn't resist. =)
wow---my husband actually prefers pie to cake, so I stick a candle in his Birthday apple pie. But, let us consider the logic of eating the fruit from living trees---wouldn't that be like eating their children? I know, no worse than eating eggs from chickens...
and then there are the cakes that call themselves pies, like Boston Cream pie...looks like a cake, in my opinion. Hope I have not opened a can of worms...
I don't know what I enjoy most - the "Cakes" or the hilarious puns... Jen you are the master (mistress?) of punning!
Now - go enjoy your Saturday!
Just wondering ~ is it a habit for a Hobbit to have orcward pie with a gimli to wash it down?
Um, of course there are orchards in LOTR! Like, not featured, but I'm sure they're there, somewhere.
Also, when I pronouce Orcward, I keep saying "awkward". Its the Awkward Pie! Not sure why, it looks relatively normal.
Also, even if it was an orchard pie... I'd still be wondering what the heck was in it.
I second Wendy's comment -- I too don't know what's more entertaining, the wrecks or Jen's puns. Too much awesome.
That said, I actually know someone who writes their 'H's like that. Needless to say, copious confusion is had by all on a regular basis.
Maybe I was just in major need of a laugh, but your commentary on that one caused me to belly laugh for several minutes straight. Thank you. :)
I'm so excited for pie. I keep forgetting you are taking Saturdays off and so I visit anyway. So far I have not been disappointed. Last week I just reread the Friday post (one of the best ever)and now this week you're giving us pie. You're great even on your days off.
Thanks for the saturday goodie! It was a nice treat...let's just say, good timing. Even if it's not a cake and I have no clue what the pun is all about, it's just SO ENCOURAGING that you posted on a satruday, kind of like the little toy in the cereal box. Weird, or what? :) Thanks!
I read it as orchard. Am I a bad LOTR fan then?
Orc pie. Ewwwwww!
Now go take the day off!
Wow. Did they mean Orchard or Awkward?
Yes, there probably were orchards in LotR, but why not just say fruit pie?
I, too, see the "orch" but then that leaves us with Orch Lard pie. orchlard! Quaint.
:)
And if Saruman saw that posting, it would be "orcward!"
Ba-dum-ching! Thank you and good night! :)
Just got through reading "DM of the Rings" (http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612)
So painful, all that Coke and/or rootbeer as I was reading. Some Orkward pie would be perfect right now.
WV: resstru -- must run to it right now and get a towel to wipe off the computer screen.
I am so much of a D&D geek that I am truely confused how we can be this far into the comments without someone making a reference to:
The Orc and the Pie.
I mean, its a classic.
It also kind of looks like it says "Orchlard" pie. Ugh, that's even less appetizing.
Sorry, but it did look like ORCHARD to me.
But what is an Orchard pie. Ive never heard of that before.
Whether you read it as Orcward (FUN!) or are generous and give them the Orchard, I love how it's a "feature".
Perhaps I should start up a Pie Wrecks blog. Don't want to exclude the anti-cake folks out there. You just know that it's those people behind the majority of these cake wrecks.
When I saw the pie, I thought, "That must be Perkins!" They have an "Orchard" pie (and yes, I read it as "orchard" and was confused by the LOTR comments for a moment) which is apple and peach and some other orchard fruits all baked together into pie goodness.
Nasty. Makes you wonder if Orcs are the bakers or an ingredient. Is this a Middle Earth variation on Shepherd's Pie? Hmmm...
So many dorktastic things to think about on a Saturday.
Hey Jen & psychoduck (LOVE the name btw:) I'd be up for seeing a pie wreck blog or even some pie wrecks featured from time to time. IMHO pies are SO much harder to make and easier to screw up and there are definitely some decorating no nos when it comes to pie, decorative crusts, horrible attempts at the whoopie pie, pies with funky flavors, pies you can't unsee, pies masquerading as cakes (like the elusive boston cream some else mentioned) the colossal mispelling of rhubarb, Thanksgiving alone could provide a smorgasbord of craptastic looking pies with "artistic" flair! Think of the possibilities:-D
I shall NEVER try to make a small h a big H by adding that other leg EVER again. LOL
hahaha! this happened to me too! quite a while ago i decided not to blog on wednesdays and then funny stuff started happening to me on wednesdays, so i HAD to post it . . . it's a sickness :)
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It's like awkward, but from a tree.
OK you made me laugh outloud LOL LOL
as an avid Lord of the Rings fan, this is absolutely hilarious! thanks for the Saturday laugh!!
They doesn't taste very nice, does they, Precious?
Not very nice at all, my love.
:-P
Jen, I heard you on the Splendid Table on NPR today. Great job. Hope all the foodies buy your book!
By the way, I don't want to eat ANYTHING orc ward. Ever. But I want to know, when you cut the pie open, is it black inside?
If you're going to count CCCs as "Cakes", you might as well include pies.
I guess I don't get what's so funny. Yeah, the word 'orchard' has the syllable 'orc' which can refer to LoTR, but it mainly just looks like
OH NO. THEY WROTE A COUPLE LETTERS A BIT DARKER THAN THE REST!
"orcses pie don't taste very good do they precious?" -gollum1
"no, they don't" -gollum2
just, b/c it's the most hilarious lotr spoof ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU
That looks like orchard to me. The H is just capital.
I actually royally messed up a pie some time ago. I was making a lattice-top cherry pie using frozen cherries and I didn't let them thaw enough. I was trying to get them to thicken, losing patience, and went, "Grrr!" and shook a bunch of my tapioca thickener in. It started setting up, I topped it with a lattice, and threw it in the oven.
It was the most gorgeous pie you have ever seen. Perfectly golden brown all over and it didn't bubble up at all (first clue). However, when I cut into it the slices came out like a pumpkin pie: perfectly straight up and down. No gooey cherries here! It tasted fine, but was like chewing old Knox gelatin. We still laugh about that pie...
It says 'orchard'. You can tell it is an 'H' and not a 'W'. Someone just has an interesting handwriting. But I can tell it says orchard.
Also, that pie looks pretty darn good!
Well, bakeries seem to be producing a cake for every conceivable occasion nowadays, and this is obviously a pie for those "orkward" moments :-D
Naysayers be darned, it looks like 'orcward' to me!
Nothing says 'celebrate!' like tortured elf meat.
Hey, most of us do get that feed you're looking at, so you can just relax completely on Saturdays, all right? Today, at the Prancing Skiltaire party house, after seeing the Super Mario Brothers wedding cakes, one guy showed this amazing custom level in Super Mario World, called Perpetual Mario:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUcpML7KuKI&fmt=18
I'll bet they even played that at the gamer weddings.
Orcward pie? Is it the same as shephard's pie? Considering what orcs eat, I don't think I'll have my slice, thank you.
LOL John,
Seems obvious Mr. or Mrs. Orcward didn't pass penmanship in school;)
Wow guys,
Jen and I were just having breakfast at Perkins one morning and noticed this kinda funny sign that looks like it says orcward. So I took a picture. Then Jen was like, "I'll put it up on Saturday just 'cause I think it's kind of funny."
And now I'm getting mean comments and e-mails.
Right now, it makes me want to rethink that whole no swearing policy.
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