That said, everything here is safe for work (as always) and will most likely sail cleanly over the heads of the very young. Still, parents should note that CW has always been, and always will be, a PG-rated site.
Last week we established pretty much every possible way turkey cakes can be wrecked...except one.
You see, turkey cakes have two inherent flaws. First, they're made out of chocolate icing...
However, the other problem - which I have avoided mentioning until now - is that they also tend to have long skinny bodies and blobular heads, which can look, well...
Me: I'm not sure about "surprisingly out of proportion."
John: Why, what's wrong with it?
Me: Well, it's quite a mouthful.
John: [screeching laughter]
Me: [innocently] What?
Turkey: the other dark meat.
Katey S., Owen H., Paula W., Laura I., & Lola P., these Wrecks give new meaning to "giving you the bird," don't they?
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