Monday, May 26, 2008

When Evil Commercial Fishermen Marry

Monday, May 26, 2008


All that's missing is a little icing net draped over the guys at the bottom - and is that a pool of monochromatic blood? Creeeepy.
Anonymous said...

I wish I got cakes likes this on MY birthday. :c

Sabrina said...

Those aren't fish - they look like dolphins!! Ick!

Brandi said...

Wow, if the cake was blue instead of brown, my cousin would totally dig that. She loves anything with dolphins on it!

Sarah said...

It sort of looks like the ones at the top are spawning.

Sunrunner said...

Why is the cake brown and the dolphins bleached white? Have they washed up on the beach? *shudder*

AST said...

Just keep telling yourself that they're not dolphins. They're slugs!

Yeah. That's the ticket!

Cat said...

My immediate thought upon seeing that was "It's a dolphin orgy!"

Zinazinabobina said...

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Muninn said...

Rofl

The strangest part to me is that the cake is otherwise decorationless. No roses, no sprinkles, not even any multicolored squiggles. Just a dogpile of flaccid albino porpoises. Double you tee eff?

Under The Radar said...

"dogpile of flaccid albino porpoises"
BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Really tho, you can tell that they made them in a mold, out of white chocolate...but didn't have the time o'day to smooth off the seams or even place them on the cake nicely.

This is what happens when brides are allowed to pick out the decorative elements a la carte.

Anonymous said...

oh my flying spaghetti monster..the fish/dolphins look like something foetal you'd find floating in a jar of formaldehyde O.o

whizkidforte said...

Dead and dying white chocolate dolphins on a chocolate buttercream-frosted chocolate cake does not a wedding cake make. I'd rather have modeling chocolate roadkill (at least it gives it color) on my mine than that monstrosity! Ick!