
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Quick, someone make a cake!
Yes, there's nothing quite like plummeting balloons and unconscious clowns to celebrate your own personal apocalypse. Anyone have some radiation-free milk to go with?
When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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What a witty comment :D.
This is rather morbid though, I agree with you!
Not only is it apocolyptic, but those are the clowns that traumatize people.
Where is that clown's yellow arm going??? Where are the rest of the arms?
Clowns are creepy enough as is; this is downright scary!
At first I thought the clowns were tied down with those icing ribbons like some sort of sacrifice. But then I realized they're holding the stings to those forsaken lead filled balloons.
I guess someone doesn't like clowns . . .
I was laughing so hard I had to wipe tears! The cake itself is crazy but the name you gave it is just perfect. Thank you for the incredible laugh! =8D
"Don't bother... they're heeeeeere..."
I think it looks more like clown bondage than anything else. I don't think I'd want to eat that cake.
My husband is an IVF lab supervisor and the first thing I saw was radioactive sperm.
>< All they need now are some railroad tracks and a train...
More like hog tied, then held in place with colorfull weights.
I just found your site through the NYT article link, and whilst I know I've barely scratched the surface, this, by far, was the funniest thing I have seen in a looooooooooong time. I laughed hysterically for a good five minutes, and I'm still giggling periodically.
Thanks for creating this site, and I hope your hubby is all better.
PS I think the Mohawk-wearing, carrot-riding babies are planning on taking over the world. I'm sayin'...
Looks like a great cake to ring in 2012! Ho ho!!!
I think the reason this cake is so terrifying is it's innocence - the primary colours, the balloons, little puffs of white icing, and the clowns - laughing on a rooftop somewhere near you as the world burns down.
the figurines look like something from the Movie " A clockwork Orange" lol. This blog is addictive x