Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Apocalypse Cake

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Quick, someone make a cake!

Yes, there's nothing quite like plummeting balloons and unconscious clowns to celebrate your own personal apocalypse. Anyone have some radiation-free milk to go with?
Tora said...

What a witty comment :D.

This is rather morbid though, I agree with you!

goldie said...

Not only is it apocolyptic, but those are the clowns that traumatize people.

Seoul Brother said...

See kids, when drug mule balloon sperm fertilize a cake, they make demon clowns!

Anonymous said...

Where is that clown's yellow arm going??? Where are the rest of the arms?

Ronnica said...

Clowns are creepy enough as is; this is downright scary!

Sarah said...

At first I thought the clowns were tied down with those icing ribbons like some sort of sacrifice. But then I realized they're holding the stings to those forsaken lead filled balloons.

Genoa said...

I guess someone doesn't like clowns . . .

Anonymous said...

I was laughing so hard I had to wipe tears! The cake itself is crazy but the name you gave it is just perfect. Thank you for the incredible laugh! =8D

alexlady said...

"Don't bother... they're heeeeeere..."

Lost Eclipse said...

I think it looks more like clown bondage than anything else. I don't think I'd want to eat that cake.

KP said...

My husband is an IVF lab supervisor and the first thing I saw was radioactive sperm.

Elkian Lionblood said...

>< All they need now are some railroad tracks and a train...

Anonymous said...

More like hog tied, then held in place with colorfull weights.

Star said...

I just found your site through the NYT article link, and whilst I know I've barely scratched the surface, this, by far, was the funniest thing I have seen in a looooooooooong time. I laughed hysterically for a good five minutes, and I'm still giggling periodically.

Thanks for creating this site, and I hope your hubby is all better.

PS I think the Mohawk-wearing, carrot-riding babies are planning on taking over the world. I'm sayin'...

whizkidforte said...

Looks like a great cake to ring in 2012! Ho ho!!!

Anonymous said...

I think the reason this cake is so terrifying is it's innocence - the primary colours, the balloons, little puffs of white icing, and the clowns - laughing on a rooftop somewhere near you as the world burns down.

Cake in a Box Lady said...

the figurines look like something from the Movie " A clockwork Orange" lol. This blog is addictive x