So anyway, today is National Pink Day, and by gosh, we're going to celebrate it - both the color *and* the singer. Why, you ask? Same reason we climb mountains: too much free time and we're crazy. DUH.
I don't know where it went.
Good thing I have this necklace
And lots of pink fondant:
That's not even real fondant. (Ha!)
I got a brand new airbrush
I hope I'm using it right:
I'm still a Wreck Star
I got my wreck moves
And I don't need yooouu.. except to buy my cakes.
And maybe not complain to my manager.
[scuffing toe and avoiding eye contact]
The shower cake's on the table
I'm sure it'll be a hit:
This one may look like a sphincter,
But what else rhymes with "hit?"
Na-na-na-na na-na na
Something that rhymes with "hit!"
Meh, so what?
That'll buff out:
Happy Pink Day, y'all.